The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by life by vanessas bald spot

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    Ya think next.level.nicole regrets quitting her full time job with benefits like a retirement in order to be a self employed, self proclaimed fitness guru who has to rekindle a friendship with a sloth and a meatball in order to get some views/customers thrown her way...
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    QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 1/25/2024, 01:25 AM) 
    Whoa Large Marge 😳😳 not even sparkly nails can fix those hands. That new ring is way too tight and not doing her any favors 😵

    Dayummmmmmmmmm! lifebyvanessa is fully embracing that #lumplyfe

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    Damn I'm not reading all the 530ish comments I've missed but did I see right? LifeByVanessa is on a health journey with poptarts and kissing niketo's ass again after what a couple years of bare minimum contact on social media???? I bet Mark is super duper happy. He probably ran through the house looking for the chicken butt shirt Niketo got him, squeezed into it and took a pics to send her as his before photos. I guess lifebyvanessa decided it's not bad for her image to be associating NiQAnon Burgess aka next.level.nicole I'm really hoping this reunion of the og dollar tree housewives will result in a new diet cookbook.
    When is Fiddy's pizza competition? I've been wondering if Vee is gonna manage to mooch another vacay. What better place to go for a girl's trip for these bald headed "besties"?

    Just throwin this out there for the next thread.
    50 Shades of Reunited & It Feels So Good Pt 57: A QAnon Nutter Full Of Butter, A Bald Broad With No Job, A Chicken Butt With A Huge Gut
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    QUOTE (Hocus Pocus @ 1/17/2024, 02:22 AM) 
    She is back to pigging out on Taco Bell she will never change .

    Her spreading that chunky sour cream on top of her quesadilla then shoveling it into her mouth after glazing it in taco sauce
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    I have a few pages to catch up on but I first wanted to send a message to the Lemon-Elphick lawyer who patrols the board and all of Fiddy's screenshotting friends. I was on Zara looking for my kids' cuhhhhrissssmassss outfits and there is soooooo much stitch stuff. I'm talking shoes, slippers, undies, socks, outfits, purses.
    Life.by.vanessa I know it's a lot pricier than the temu garbage you like to buy but baby bird NEEDS ALL THE STITCH THINGS!!!! Vee you'll be such a shit mom if baby bird doesn't have a pair of sneakers and slides with stitch's face on them. There is no reason she shouldn't have a stitch shirt for every day of the month!!!!
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 11/24/2023, 01:11 AM) 
    Didn’t Lemon say they had dinner with the “best of friends” the other day? (When referring to 50)

    In my world my best friend and her children would not be having thanksgiving by themselves. My best friend would be invited to celebrate with my family if they didn’t have any family in town.

    QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 24/11/2023, 01:08) 
    I’m sure fiddy scheduled him to work so she could be off! Queen of lawn guy land needed a day off.

    The pizza place is closed today. Where is PAULIE???

    Fiddy and the ferals went to Thanksgiving at ma and pa lemon's house their first year in Texas. I don't think they've been invited back.
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    Haha which couple does this remind you of...
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    QUOTE (Miranda22 @ 11/22/2023, 11:20 PM) 
    I'm guessing the lasagna sauce will be Walmart spaghetti sauce. She can't even step up her game for her family for the holidays.

    She could've asked her bestie, the tough italian broad of lawn guy island to make her some sauce. You know Fiddy would be creaming her panties that Vee needed her, she'd prob have whipped up a whole lasagna plus some of her famous cannoli dip.
    Better yet she could've made Fiddy's recipe from their cookbook. She might have gotten a download or two out of it.
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    QUOTE (Mommaof5 @ 11/21/2023, 06:37 PM) 
    QUOTE (Emotional Support Spork @ 21/11/2023, 17:44) 
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    I can't with these two. Is she channeling her bestie by using the slimming filter? :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon Looks totally different than the picture from last night.

    Omg, and what's up with that pose??? I assume she's trying to look thinner, but it looks like she's taking a big dump! 🤣

    I'd highly suggest Fiddy go live her best life and stay off social media.

    That's exactly what I thought when I saw her photo as well. Like gooorl that ain't even cute. But she did say she was channeling her inner Life.By.Vanessa . So ridiculous posing and slimming filters is right on point. Fiddy at least cut off her bald head.

    I will say that since Fiddy is popping back up for the holiday ad revenue and christmas/mason's birthday tax write off that I'm crossing my fingers we get a video of her complaining about how she got scammed again. Maybe we'll also get lucky and she posts her mailing her christmas wishlist to santa her mommy or the long awaited video of Uncle Pawlie's brand new custom car. Also hoping that Life.By.Vanessa starts the tradition of an advent to countdown to the christmas advents.
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    QUOTE (Emotional Support Spork @ 11/21/2023, 03:52 AM) 
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    Lemon loaf is straight up bald now. There is no hiding that fact. And I see 50 dressed up for the occasion 🤣.

    Yall can you imagine how bad the other pics must have looked if this is the one she chose to share.

    I keep seeing an ad for the ninja thirsti. Wonder how long it'll be before Vee has to get one and 30 different flavors that she will get a kick out of.
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    QUOTE (Emotional Support Spork @ 11/21/2023, 03:52 AM) 
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    Lemon loaf is straight up bald now. There is no hiding that fact. And I see 50 dressed up for the occasion 🤣.

    Wow Life.By.Vanessa is looking like my goooorl FoodieBeauty. Crossing my fingers she follows in Chantal's footsteps and we get a rage shave livestream
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    Life By Vanessa /lemonademom has the worst tik tok I've ever seen. I know it got talked about before but this is the first time I checked it out. Yeesh! She should've deleted www.tiktok.com/@lemonademom6 whenever she switched from lemonademom to life by vanessa
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    bahahahaha her bio on one of those famous birthdays sites.
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    QUOTE (Sheetz6709 @ 11/14/2023, 04:27 PM) 
    Home girl is still showing her old photos in her bathing suit. 😂

    About as bad as Fiddy still using her filtered to hell snapchat photo from a decade ago.
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    QUOTE (Onbreak @ 11/9/2023, 01:21 AM)
    Lemon is obsessed with food. Should be no surprise that she will indulge in the stitch fix. Pun intended... we need a haul, ladies

    I was thinking that too. I don't have much experience with autism. But I can see Rose just taking after her mom. Her whole life she's seen her mom get "obsessed" with something and start buying anything and everything. And any time she or her siblings show an interest Mommy is buying them tons of things. Maybe she just hasn't found her next thing yet. Although I wish baby bird would get obsessed with American Girl. Maybe they'll come up with a stitch version and we can see how quickly Vee tries to get her to like something else or if she'd try to indulge her with amazon knock offs. Cause there's no way she can afford to keep up with the AG world.

    QUOTE (CallieJade @ 11/9/2023, 02:37 AM)
    I don’t care for mark at all but I do kind of feel a little bad for him for having to miss out on so many things due to his lazy, incompetent, entitled wife. What a miserable life to be with a partner that’s more like a child.

    QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 11/9/2023, 04:20 AM)
    Agreed. Lemon sees no problem watching him work constant overtime and never home. No skin off her (hump) back. And it is sad…

    Eh Mark has had his fair share of being a lazy oaf too. He also knows what Vee is like. There are plenty of things he could do to curb her spending. But he's her enabler. She feeds his ego. He also is a braggart. He thinks he's effectively the boss and loves showing off. They're made for each other.
    No sympathy when he is allowing his children's lives to be thrown away because mommy doesn't feel like driving or because having to read and write is boring.
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