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| | Who thinks Fiddy will be making a few vids towards the end of this month and in Dec? She's almost at the 6 month mark for youtube to keep her monetization and stuff. Plus these two months are the highest paying for youtubers. It's really not the holiday season without her whining on camera about mason's birthday party fails, serving food late, getting scammed, the christmas list she gives her mommy and the orgy of greed that goes down in her parents' basement. |
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| | I hope Life By Vanessa gets so desperate for a Dollar Tree fix that she starts live streaming again. |
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| QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 11/5/2023, 01:26 AM) I wonder what happened there.
If you look at Paige’s dads Instagram account…. Clearly he does very well. He was a competitive figure skater and travels the world now. He is attractive. He has a wife and kids and obviously makes a good living. He is a hard worker. He has goals.
He is the complete opposite of Vee
How did he ever allow Lemon to raise his daughter solo?????
And there is no way that she didn’t have him forking over checks. Since he looks like he makes much more than she ever could.
IMO …No way did mark (when he had questionable income) support himself, a wife, and 4 kids on his own…Paige’s dad was obviously involved
So it’s funny that she would say that he is NOT her father He only “created her”🙄
Finally Vanessa Lemon Elphick aka Lemonademom aka Life By Vanessa on youtube & life.by.vanessa on instagram is doing something other than fingering the buttons on her washer and stuffing her face.
She's so trashy for making those comments about Paige's dad. Paige's stepmother has a very successful career and it is a big reason they travel so much. He learned his lesson after marrying a lazy bum who wants everyone to cater to her and has no ambition beyond buying out a costco.
Also it's pretty shitty implying he's a deadbeat. When from what I could tell he was in the military for most of Paige's younger years. And has done a couple of deployments during the war in Afghanistan. Those were probably a year each time. Paige was def a dependent on his insurance and was entitled to child support. Vee got knocked up by a 17 yr old in high school, who then married her ass and eventually enlisted so he could support his young family. Totally sounds like what a dead beat would do right?
From the budget video there was like $1500-1600 can't remember exactly that she said was "personal" and wasn't going to disclose the source of that income. From his lifestyle, I bet most of that if not all came from the child support he paid. That "deadbeat"s $$$ for Paige 100% was how they afforded the Boerne house when Mark went months without work at a time.
I also believe that one of the reasons they moved from the shed so quickly to the mcmansion she hates everything about was because of the "deadbeat". Could you imagine paying child support so that your kid to be living in a boat shed with no walls or privacy or air conditioning cause her mom and bitch boy wanna get youtube views? I think there was some discussions about the living conditions. Possibly even her moving in with her dad. I also figured that's why once they moved into the money pit that Paige started getting so much special treatment and making her own grocery list. I could totally be wrong but that's just the sort of vibe I got from the situation.
And as Vee and Mark loved telling everyone that we only see 15 minutes of their life at a time. It's very easy for them to hide the fact that Paige was visiting her other family. Esp as she got older and they'd go do things with their kids then saying oh Paige didn't want to go if subs asked where she was. I think she saw them a lot more than they like to portray because it makes a lot of their behavior with the other kids make sense.
Paige had another family. Paige got to go places they didn't. Paige got gifts and stuff and they didn't. There were probably soooooo many tantrums from the other kids that now she's stuck on making every one have the exact same.
I will be surprised if they move cause I don't think they could afford to get another home. Even renting I don't think they could move unless he had an "in" and didn't have to pay any sort of deposit plus the first month's rent. Like how pathetic is that. Effectively the boss of a luxury home building company would not be able to come up with an extra $4000-$5,000 if need be. Heck I don't think if they had something go wrong with their car that they would have $500 to pay for repairs. I think Life By Vanessa is just talking shit so that she can enjoy people speculating on her new house instead of why they don't have a pool or asking about Fiddy.
Glad to read that Pearl is back in public school, getting a real education. I bet that happened while Vee was on the cuhruise she mooched off her aunt & mom. IIRC she posted some shit right around that time about how hard it was to make the right decisions for your family or something like that. I hope Pearl enjoys her 8 hr break from her do nothing mother and siblings. She prob got tired of having to chew baby bird's food for her. |
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| QUOTE (BostonGal @ 9/27/2023, 12:54 AM) Here’s hoping Mark does right by his kids while Vanessa is away and drops them back off at school!
Oooh what if this is a set up so Mark can be the mean parent and force the kids back to school while she's busy mooching off her mommy & aunt on their cruise. Then when she comes back she can pretend to be shocked and be the good parent. |
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| QUOTE (Calla-lily @ 9/13/2023, 02:11 AM) QUOTE (Anothertimesuck @ 9/12/2023, 07:07 PM) I think the cruise is either the 23rd or 25th. Surely we'll get a countdown/packing video. She doesn't yet have an advent for herself for the cruise filled with pregame booze, temu headbands, special coffee, and birthing kits?
Bahaha! I was thinking the same thing myself. Why hasn't she made a countdown to her cuhruise!!! |
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| Tinfoil hat time at the landfill.
I think Pearl's interest in horror right now is nothing more than a child trying to get attention and to differentiate from her twin.
Baby bird is a vacuum for Vee's attention. She's always gotten preferential treatment. On the totem pole it seems like Pearl has always been at the bottom. She's the easiest going. She is more independent. She's social.
Meanwhile Buhrice is the boy. Paige moved up for a while because Life By Vanessa was trying to be her friend and spoil her because she was going to fly the coop soon. And we all know how baby bird is treated.
I think Pearl is going the more grown up and scary interests because Rose is a baby, scared of everything. Pearl misses out on things because she can't do anything without Rose because it's not "fair" to baby bird if Pearl goes and plays with her friend or gets better grades or anything else.
Pearl wants to be seen and treated as if she's her own person. A decent parent would take notice of this change in direction of her interest and personality. Maybe talk and spend some time with her one on one. Not just go batshit cuhrazy on temu buying junk. But not the ostrich parents.
Hopefully her interests stay at the watching movies and just trying to be shocking for attention. And doesn't go into dangerous territory with the internet/cell phones since they are basically unsupervised all day and night.
I said it before. I find it disgusting that Life By Vanessa is willing to clip the wings of one of her kids so that the other one isn't lonely in her cage. |
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| QUOTE (Anothertimesuck @ 9/9/2023, 01:43 AM) 50 living her best life! 
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| QUOTE (CallieJade @ 9/8/2023, 04:55 AM) She’s the biggest loser of the group, bravo mark. You really hit the jackpot with her
Which is hilarious to me. She always thought she was some upper middle class princess who grew up with spoiled custom license plates and a swimming pool who was better than all the other dolla tree housewives and especially their followers. Mark and her arrogance and greed has only grown with his paychecks and waistlines.
One of the og housewives is still married to a child rapist, one of them gave up a career with benefits to spend her days in the gym and trying to keep up her keto popularity, the other is doing who knows what with her two husbands in the pizzeria. Then there's Life By Vanessa. Just a fat, bald lazy moron with her hilarious husband ruining their children's futures and drowning in debt. She's the biggest loser of all. |
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| Their retirement plan is live off Vee's inheritance from her parents and probably set up camp in their home since it already has a pool. Which if it is divided between just the kids will be sizeable. If it's divided between the kids and grandkids then Vee will get the lion's share since her brother doesn't have any kids yet.
Problem is both parents seem to be in good health and are active. Mr. Credit Card Cuck looks like he'll be lucky to still be around in a decade. Dude is a stroke/heart attack waiting to happen. |
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| QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 9/7/2023, 02:17 AM) When she said she surprised him and took him to Taco Bueno, I about passed away ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣. For a family who likes to put on that they have so much money, they live like pure white trash hillbillies. Yee haw!!
The only thing that would've made this anniversary trashier than Fiddy posting up a pic hinting her and Darryl were gonna get greasy in a cheap hotel and eat little debbie's all night is if Vee had stopped to buy a frozen pie to eat in the van on the way home. Like the old saying goes you can take the girl outta the shed but....
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| QUOTE (Anothertimesuck @ 9/7/2023, 01:06 AM) Cracker Barrel was her favorite. They then went to Taco Bueno for him.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!! Mr. Effectively The Boss who buys top shelf booze and rents an air bnb so they can plan their budget got Taco Bueno for his anniversary. We've seen this dude cook half a cow for his weekly lunches and yet didn't go to an outback or longhorns let alone splurge at even ruth's chris or some other steakhouse.
Come to think about it going to a drive through for mediocre, cheap and greasy tacos that'll have you stuck on the shitter for hours later is the best way to celebrate all those years of wedded bliss. Probably reminds him of his wedding night. Super sweet and nostalgic. |
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| QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 9/6/2023, 06:49 PM) QUOTE (dirtydarrylssidepiece @ 6/9/2023, 14:24) It's hilarious how Mark thinks he's some cool, smart macho guy with a fancy job title and trophy wife. In reality he is the human embodiment of a queef married to the mutant baby of Gollum & Quasimodo.
Even Dirrty Darryl is doin better than Mark. Darryl may turn a blind eye to whatever mess Fiddy & Uncle Pawlie are doing but at least it's another dude. Mark's a cuck to his wife's credit card and shopping addiction. LMAO boom 💥 🤣
Maybe he should change his defunct channel's name from What The Elph to Credit Card Cuck...give all those failed wannabe youtube daddies advice on how to be a success in the real world...wouldn't everyone want to spend their anniversary pushing the carts around while their wives blow a mortgage payment on junk and then have a classy, romantic meal at the cracker barrel so your gluttonous, bald ass wife doesn't have to stop racking up credit card debt during a feeding. |
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| It's hilarious how Mark thinks he's some cool, smart macho guy with a fancy job title and trophy wife. In reality he is the human embodiment of a queef married to the mutant baby of Gollum & Quasimodo.
Even Dirrty Darryl is doin better than Mark. Darryl may turn a blind eye to whatever mess Fiddy & Uncle Pawlie are doing but at least it's another dude. Mark's a cuck to his wife's credit card and shopping addiction. |
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| | I'm just gonna pretend it was a gift from her pal Mrs. Alma Trumble. |
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