The Gossip Bakery

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    My garbage self is hoping this cuh-ruise on mommy's dime is going to turn into an intervention. Like once she gets the prized humpback fed and out in open water she'll attack. What would Vee really do if her mommy told her the truth. That she's horrible and needs to get those kids in public school asap because they are headed down a path of failure.
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    QUOTE (Anothertimesuck @ 8/25/2023, 08:31 PM)
    More 50 and a hot and sweaty DD!
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    QUOTE (Anothertimesuck @ 8/25/2023, 11:35 PM)
    50 does look happy! She sure did find her calling. Pretty soon her, DD, Pawl and Jake can open their own store.

    Fiddy does look happier than she's been in pretty much all her youtube years.

    It's almost like the garbage people were right. That she was miserable being a stay at home mom/youtube star/cookbook author and should try working outside the home. Reliable income and the accomplishment that a job brings has done wonders for her. I'm choosing to be hopeful that she stays at the pizzeria and that her new found happiness benefits her children. They've had so much chaos and unhappiness. I hope she is treating them better now that she's not at home all the time. She also seems to have made a few friendships that are more genuine than anything she ever had with Life By Vanessa.
    We brought it up so many times how Vee wasn't her real friend. And that Vee is a selfish person who only liked doing things like going to costco to mooch off her membership or when she needed to feel superior to someone. Fiddy is a shitty person. But Vee is the worst.
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    So school has started back and no summer trip to lawn guy island. :(

    I miss Fiddy acting like she's a spoiled princess on her uncle's boat and spending a ridiculous amount of her food stamps at king kullen.
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    So if Vee is taking off for the cruise who will take care of the kids. Does it mean Mark will have to take time off work so that he can lay in bed stuffing his face, watching cuhristmas movies while the kids do an hour of school work on the computer before playing video games? Or will they be having a vacation from school and doing whatever they want while Mark's being effectively the boss?
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 8/22/2023, 04:47 PM) 
    Wonder if that’s another announcement actually of her quitting you tube yet again. She only posts about once a week anyway.

    I hope that it would be that homeschooling was a horrible decision and that they'll be enrolling the kids back in school but it probably is what you said. She'll be taking a break from youtube. Probably while she's on the cruise she moooched off her mom and aunt, then she'll have to take a couple weeks to recover and stock up the house after. She'll come back in time for halloween charcuterie boards for the kiddos all october and hoping everyone has forgotten the pool.
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    QUOTE (Miranda22 @ 8/20/2023, 04:04 AM) 
    I'm guessing Paige got the hell out of there the day after they got back from the lake. 🤔🙄😆

    Surely we would've gotten a pic of her loading up an oversized suitcase full of temu junk and a couple bug eyed pics of her at the airport.
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    How many stepkids does her brother have???

    Is Paige and her bf still there? She def would count them as kiddos. Just like when she used to say they were a family of like 10 because of the pets.
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    I've seen pics of Mrs. Alma Trumble's mom. I'd bet 20 boxes of little debbie swiss rolls that we are indeed seeing the real alma.
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    QUOTE (Svea Skog @ 8/16/2023, 08:32 AM) 
    QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 16/8/2023, 03:00) 
    LMAOOO this is the true channel name 🤣

    It has to be in the next thread title!

    I was thinking the same thing.

    50 Shades of RHODT Rebrand pt 55: Life Buy Vanessa New Name Still No Shame, Fiddy Gave Up On Fame & Is In The Pizzeria Making It Rain, Next.Level.Nicole Is All About Tha Gains
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 8/14/2023, 03:45 PM) 
    It should be

    Laundry by Vanessa.

    Honestly tho. I mean.why “life by Vanessa”. Who came up with that? She doesn’t really show her life on Instagram. Besides the occasional dentist photo of the kids and a cup of coffee brewing daily. It’s mostly her switching laundry. Folding laundry and putting laundry away. If that is what you want to share… go with it. And rebrand yourself as Laundry by Vanessa.

    YouTube channel can be switched to lemon Laundry mom

    I think the whole Life By Vuhnessa is for her new channel. Ya know where she's gonna film the air bnbs that she stays at. She doesn't want to be attached to her old lemonademom foolery. She wants a new audience to find her. Kinda copying off what Niketo did. She stopped being nicoleburgess and her dollar tree hauls/making taco soup with ranch dressing. Now she's next.level.nicole and focusing on her "fitness". I doubt her current audience is the same people who watched her hauls and stitch fix try ons or bought their cook book. Fiddy left the trio to be a full time pizza slicer. She finally realized that having a real job brings in much more consistent money than her food stamp hauls and woe is me crap. So that leaves Vee as the last dollar tree housewife standing. She has no crew. She def isn't going to try and get another one cause she thinks she's way too good for little channels. So she's gonna pathetically attempt to rebrand herself. She wants to go eat at chain restaurants in other states and take baths at air bnbs. So what better way to accomplish that than with a new channel/company name and tax write offs. She wants a new audience who doesn't know about the boat shed days and that will believe she really is a trophy wife to effectively the boss who legitimately earned a silver play button.
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    Edited by dirtydarrylssidepiece - 8/14/2023, 08:27 PM
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    Oh well we will definitely have to add the name change to the titles. That way her threads will pop up when anyone googles her name.

    4 energetic kids...that one needs to be updated also
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    Bummer Vee can not have anymore children. Laudreigh Daiye Elphick would be the perfect name for a baby to exploit for views and sponsorships.
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    QUOTE (RottenTwatAsaurous @ 8/11/2023, 10:43 PM) 
    I grab a spread of Little Debbie’s

    RottenTwatAsaurous Bestie can we go halfsies and make a little debbie charcuterie board??? Or should I be in charge of fingering all the meats and cheeses for the charcuterie jars???

    I'll also make sure to stop off at the dollar tree and load my van up with canned gravy!!! Only the best for my bakery bitches. Someone also needs to bring some "organic" pop tarts.

    Also which one you keyboard cowboys are gonna ask your mommy to pay for the rental????
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    haha i forgot about that douche coming on here to defend his big sister. man what balls to come on here to talk shit and try to convince us yammering yeast infections that your sister (who was living in your daddy's boat shed with her unemployed husband & 4 kids at the time) was not a big, baldheaded loser!!!
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    The fact that Paige flew down for the family lake vacation is just further proof that Lemon's shitty road trip was not at all about seeing Paige but about herself and how much money she could spend. They really didn't do much of substance there and back. All they did was eat, sleep and blow money.
    Since Paige was going to be coming for a visit later in the summer it would've made more sense to have visited her in the spring. So why not just fly up for a few days and check out the area she moved to?
    Srly it's still blows my mind that she didn't even bother to see where Paige lived.
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