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| QUOTE (HotHotMommySteak @ 15/7/2021, 20:17) QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 7/15/2021, 09:06 AM) The only issue is that if she wore anything currently in her closet to the interview, they'd take one look at her fruit shirt and flyaway cardigan and be all "um, don't call us, we'll call you..." She would have to show that she has a sense of style for herself first, in order to shop for others. Gene would be a horrific personal shopper. She can't think of anyone beside herself (and sometimes Winnie). To be a skilled personal shopper, you need to be able to figure out what the recipient would enjoy. She'd be "one for you and three for ME!"
She also doesn’t have good taste, she would offer everyone baby doll dresses. |
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| QUOTE (Doughy @ 15/7/2021, 20:01) Would you rather: a.) Be Tensleigh, lounging by your backyard pool as your new, albeit pasty puffy husband plays "Marco Polo" with your kids and looking forward to him grilling up a few burgers and hot dogs to go with your white wine spritzer... OR.... b.) Be sitting alone on a 90 degree day, mixing up breakfast on the filthy bed of your minivan peering out onto a decommissioned nuclear plant? 
Tens is probably at the Utah house right now laughing at all the crap Jen still leaves there |
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| Checking the location to see if it would be good to bring the kids? Sure Jen, are you bringing a white noise machine or…?
The hoodie and the leggings were just to cover that ass, she is probably very self conscious about wearing just exercise shorts in public. She is always very modest when she is feeling fat.
Someone was talking about the timeline and I think it’s extra weird now that we know about tens that they didn’t change the schedule so Jen would have them on Mother’s Day. The kids spent Mother’s Day with someone else’s mother? Did they give her a gift or something? |
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| | For someone who is soooo into party prep and likes to show off what a good busy bee she is, her table presentation is very ugly |
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| QUOTE (KayTee @ 5/7/2021, 21:11) Chef Elzar Mixers* - Like all things Jen, she had to own multiples in different sizes. And I agree that we never saw her bake anything difficult.
SwimmingLeggings I would have taken all the wrappings off too. You’re going to have to do it sooner or later - if not that day, then they were going outside one day soon. Besides, Jen wasn’t preparing any food. She had nothing else to do.
I would at least have put the wrapping underneath the pillows so the extra clean pillows are not touching the garage floor. That bothered the hell out of me for some reason 😂 |
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| Why did she take the cushions out of the protective wrapping before she new if the weather would be good enough to put them outside? She makes everything such a big task, she could quickly do it at the party if it was necessary.
Yes, Winnie does need to change her bows 3 times during 3 days. |
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| QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/7/2021, 04:30) I remember Jen saying that, too. She was abso-freaking-lutely certain of her stellar parenting skills.
Yeah after she came to the realization that being a mother is putting herself first, she was quite a natural |
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| QUOTE (Socially Conditioned @ 23/5/2021, 21:32) So 2 days ago she makes an instagram post claiming she doesn't feel safe and is taking space away and now is already back with her phone perched up to capture her stupid peloton workout lol okay. It's not even like this is a candid shot, she had to set this up. She'll be back full on soon probably talking in circles and alluding to all types of shit so she can get attention and ass pats 🙄
This!
She didn’t even bother with a hello friend intro.
And of course she liked the message of the instructor saying you should continue being who you are 🙄🙄🙄 |
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| QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 23/5/2021, 18:52) QUOTE (pinksims @ 23/5/2021, 18:51) I bet that Tensleigh not only thinks about veterans regularly, but volunteers for fundraisers that support veterans and associated charities  But has she ever donated a broken Christmas tree? The true hallmark of altruism.
That reminded me that she got rid of one her Christmas trees last year and made a point of saying that she would give it to Don but where he lives right now wouldn’t fit.
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| QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 23/5/2021, 17:51) QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 23/5/2021, 17:50) Who has the picture from a recent PDQ office party? Drinking is extreme (in my opinion) in the RossWorld. Sorry Poopsie 😘 By the way, is Jen still into beer? Or is that a burning fireplace (with oven baked wood) on a cold night only beverage?
The craft beers are somewhere with all the guitars |
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| QUOTE (Meow2 @ 23/5/2021, 17:39) I mean...nothing will convince me that Jen wasn't a gold digger
how many times did she mention that Don was the ONLY one of their friends with his own condo? yeah that wasn't important to her at all...
She was always very smug when she said that also. Didn’t even try to hide.
I think pleasing Jill was also part of it. Find someone that looks at you the was Jill looks at Don in the sadly no longer available old vlogs. |
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| QUOTE (LurkHer @ 23/5/2021, 17:21) QUOTE (Main Course of Choice @ 23/5/2021, 17:18) Ah, Jen. Our frumpy, hilarious, ever-cringy, ever-wintering, non-content content creator. Do you think Jen: A) genuinely loved that they showed up in the same dress B) was actually mortified but laid it on thick (in this caption at least) at how fantastically funny and great this was to hide her embarrassment.
Her dream was to be Suzanne, she might have actually been happy. |
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| QUOTE (pinksims @ 23/5/2021, 17:13) QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 23/5/2021, 17:07) A job, three kids and managed to look like that! Also - she has a career. Not just a job. Her job is skilled, it's not like she worked part times at Talbots and was waiting for a rich man to turn up
A skill that ms Housewife with all time and money at her disposition never bothered to learn.
Who knows, it might have been a deal breaker for Don after Jen. |
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| QUOTE (ChinDancer @ 23/5/2021, 17:09) Whew, I was away for one day and had to play catch up. I must have missed a running joke or something that actually happened. Did Jen and Suze really show up somewhere dressed the same? I know it wouldn’t be a stretch given the “modest” clothing and grandma shoes to support the hereditary bunions but I honestly don’t remember if this happened or not 
It really did, a Christmas party or something. Suze wore it better. |
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