The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by SwimmingLeggings

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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 22/5/2021, 00:30) 
    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 22/5/2021, 00:27) 
    It would be a real kick in the biscuits if they honeymooned in Utah’s National STATE Parks in a luxury RV

    Jen looks like such a saddo now hanging around the Rosses Utah house.

    They clearly all just feel sorry for her.

    She is such a sad sack compared to Don and his new fiancee.

    It is extra weird that she went there this spring

    *extra sad
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 22/5/2021, 00:26) 
    Disney World, with all the kids
    :smoking-smiley-face:

    I’m sure Suze and Keith will help ;)
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 21/5/2021, 23:28) 
    QUOTE (WhiteChristmasIsMyFavoriteMovie @ 21/5/2021, 23:22) 
    How do you guys think Suzanne and poopsie feel about her??? Will she be a Melissa??? Will she start decorating Utah house?? Alll amazingly fun details!!!

    I think Suz is happy that Don isn't on Tinder with his hyperDom stuff

    Kinda hard to judge on pics, but she seems happy being a mom, that’s a good start I think.

    (I’m team already pregnant)
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    QUOTE (Main Course of Choice @ 21/5/2021, 23:21) 
    There has to be a correlation between finding T and Jenn scrubbing her social media of MHWL.

    These 2 things within 24 hours of each other?

    I think tens led us to her so she could start her Mommy Chanel with lots of followers

    Go tens!!
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    My personal fanfic: Tins was a Jenon and after seeing how unnatural/unloving of a mother Jen was she turned to the bakery. Going to the rewatch thread she saw Jen’s past and how much of a bitch she was to Don. She swore that if she ever found a doting dork of her own she would treat him better. They matched on tinder and the rest is history.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 21/5/2021, 23:03) 
    Tens takes spin??
    :crying:

    Jen tried to turn into her last summer, didn’t she?

    That’s the saddest thing I ever read, I love it
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    (Still not caught up, please let me pretend I’m part of the fun)
    So it wasn’t infringement of privacy, the bakery was just too good at speculation
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 21/5/2021, 22:27) 
    I think that Tensleigh & Don should resurrect Don's Cook Nook on his Disorganized Don channel. They could cook together in their fabulous kitchen!

    FO WE HAVE A HOUSE? OMG!!! I have a lot to read 😅

    Thank god I still have a lot of sangria to help me
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    O can’t believe I made the mistake of being the whole day away. I Knew this was coming? Now I have 68 pages to read 😭😭
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    On the Vegas vlog she talked about an upcoming handbag collection that I was waiting to come up.

    Leson learned bakers: Don’t let to snark tomorrow what you can snark today 🙏🏻
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    For people saying that the jenions are more affected by the old videos being gone than us… no, they aren’t 😅
    I think she made it private because she didn’t want to delete the only evidence of work she ever had, I don’t think she will ever unprivate them.

    This does seem like someone ask her to delete… also the “I’m alive” picture was with Winnie and not the kids, maybe the Rosses put their feet down, but I don’t see that happening

    (And then enters Tinsleigh(?))
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 19/5/2021, 17:05) 
    My husband brought stuff home each night (I stayed 2 nights). Then he brought the car seat and the baby’s bag the last day.

    But I did come home to a fully stocked fridge and freezer from friends and neighbors and that was OUTSTANDING. We also were given a bunch of restaurant gift certificates from a wise friend at the baby shower, with a suggestion to save them for right after the baby was born.

    That was a bazillion times more valuable then another robe and lip balm...

    Jen has a more “look what I bought” type of showing she “cares”.
    Imagine if she would loose her me time prepping meals for other people to eat.

    But a voucher to a restaurant ms Know It All didn’t think to buy.
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    Did someone watch all her wild university videos? The one week that she had to work (because of her own disorganization), it was not even much.

    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 19/5/2021, 18:54) 
    oh there’s no way the office looks any different than the last time we saw it. the entire house will probably look exactly the same a few years from now

    If anything it’s probably worst, she get to clear her hoard from RM1 since then
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    I have the feeling all of them think the other are incompetent:
    Weathermen David couldn’t take Emily to the hospital and call the in-laws that live in walking distance
    4 people in the house and Jen still needed to pack a bag for Emily
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    QUOTE (Care2Share @ 18/5/2021, 23:42) 
    :hearty-laugh:
    Y’all called it. She totally ate that huge double cupcake yesterday. She was annoyed that Don had the self-control to only eat the cookie off his Cookie Monster cupcake, so she was getting ready to eat his.

    I think unconsciously her cupcake journey was the most sincere look into her eating habits.
    1)some vlogs ago: OMG Don got me a cupcake (insert long lecture about being just a cupcake and she can eat it because it’s not like she always does)
    2)Next day being all giggly saying that she actually lost weight after the cupcake.

    (Just some days pass)

    3)New, gigantic cupcake that she would TRY to now eat everything, she is learning. Don would not let her.
    4)He did. She ate everything and now needs self control to not eat his too.

    She also gets her feeling of superiority above Don for the weirdest things: showing him exercising and making fun of him and telling him that ACTUALLY not every Whole Foods has good cakes.
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