The Gossip Bakery

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    Happy to see the dog slimmed down . But feeding her canned veggies made me cringe hard. All that sodium will trash that dog's kidneys. I hope she reads here and stops giving canned people food for the dog, unless it's salt free.
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    QUOTE (JustAverageJane @ 4/20/2024, 01:15 PM) 
    Those pants are definitely too tight. The Carve images are tighter than boyfriend jeans but not circulation cutting off tight.

    The sad part is, if she sized up , she would have looked better than a sausage casing.
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    There ain't enough Lycra in the world to make you look a true Size 4, Jenbo!

    Oh, and no, you are not gaining weight because you are not eating enough, or not eating enough protein(where does she find this gibberish and who is lying to her?).
    There is nothing on this planet you don't eat enough, judging by the bulge geography.
    Also, when you are really thin, it doesn't matter what angle the camera catches you, you will look thin.
    When you are a chub, then you gotta fake that thin angle.
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    I am sorry but even 5K for an adult and 2 kids , is WAY too much for what they did on that boat.
    And the clutter she dragged home is just gross. Those kids are already bored, and they are not even 10 years old.
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    Just as I think she cannot get any more trashy and weird, she collect hotel chocolates in a zip lock bag, for her next trip....
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    So these 29029 are 1% ter singles mixers, that cost thousands of dollars.
    With our Jenbo in the mix, who wasted her money.
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    I loved the Walking Pharmacy videos, kill me. 12 hr shifts at the hospital, plus a lot of traveling with kids, I had a few of those little pharmacies.
    I did not carry a tourniquet, underwear or laundry detergent...
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    ALL her shitquotes are the same. Either about putting herself first, or others putting her first.
    No other options.
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    I'd have to be smoking some really strong stuff, to see Ben Affleck in Don.
  10. .
    DeathStareDon reflected all of our feelings for Jen at that time, and her Lying Liar persona.
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    To me both Jen and Tens are average.
    Tens is aging far better then Jen, and takes better care of herself.

    Neither are eye candy. Jen never was. She was always plain, but was far better groomed when with the space man.

    I think both women put pressure on him, regarding his looks, because, let's face it, slim or pudgy, he is really hard on the eyes.
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    Dude be almost smaller then her.
    She will eat her weight in chips and salsa tonight.
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 4/1/2024, 02:39 PM) 
    Daaaaaaaamn Don. What a return.

    Unrelated - weight just melts off when you stop drinking, ya know?

    I have seen this with people who stopped drinking. It's a thing. Booze adds a lot of ccal.
    I mean Ozempic might have played a role as well, since it's quite the popular treatment nowadays. In any case, I salute the new , healthier cager.
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    Don melted away, damn. I hope it's on purpose and not a side effect.
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    I am watching the haul. Sorry to comment so late, I have been actually living life, unlike Thighs over there.

    Looking at her, I realize she was super petite while with Don. She was actually top heavy. Even after the kids.
    Everything looks frumpy on her because all the sizes are way too small. The white dress, good lord.
    The bathing suits are all WAY too small.

    HOW IS SHE SO JIGGLY AFTER ALL THAT WORKOUT? HOW?
    Y'all , I am older then her. I work 12hr shifts at a hospital, and I average less steps and miles she claims to cover in a day. My legs are rock solid, no jiggle. Just from walking. If I did Peloton, it would be crossing into athletic look .
    She looks like someone who sits all day and shovels in carbs as a sport.
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