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| QUOTE (Much Ado About Nothing @ 5/2/2024, 09:19 AM) Someone should tell Jen that moon water expires just like pads.
I am way behind. I actually had a week because my father-in-law passed away unfortunately. If anything interesting happened in Jen-land over the past two weeks or so, could someone please send me a DM and fill me in? I’m still going to try to catch up but I’m a few threads and a few videos behind.
I’m so sorry to hear about your father-in-law Much Ado About Nothing . I can’t remember anything significant that’s happened lately. Just Jen being Jen. |
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| Well, if Boden is paying K8 to shill for them, I guess it’s time for me to move on to a new brand that doesn’t throw money around on bad advertising.
Her sponsored posts are always so obvious. Her fake soft voiceovers are so different from her usual unpleasant tone. |
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| I have stubborn post-menopausal belly fat. So now I know my body is putting a protective barrier around my useless uterus. It gets more protective by the day.  |
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| Jen has a lot to say about why she hates her mother Mothers Day, all while bragging about frequently going to dinner and the theatre with Jill. Reminds me of a “hypothetical” situation I know all too well.
Narcissistic adult daughter talks absolute trash to her children about their grandmother—how she ruined Mommy’s life, how she was evil to Mommy, how it’s Grandmother’s fault that Mommy’s life is a mess, how Grandmother is selfish and unloving. All while Grandmother is raising those same grandchildren because Mommy can’t be bothered, but Mommy loves her kids so much!
Yeah, Jen’s a piece of shit who takes no responsibility for the mess she’s made of her own “privileged” life, yet continues to choose spending time with one of those she blames for many of her lifelong problems. Some things just don’t make sense. Hypothetically. |
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| “Yes, you may now consume the cold grilled cheese.”
“Yes, you may stay outside Mommy’s gym.”
“Yes, you may sit in those distant chairs and watch the documentary Mommy wants to watch again.”
“Yes, you may go to bed while the sun is still shining.” |
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| I think maybe she’s going to see Taylor Swift in Sweden. She mentioned a big trip coming up later this month and TS will be in Sweden later this month. She also mentioned Jonna Jinton at some point in this live (I couldn’t remember in what context and couldn’t stand listening to her a second time to find it). “It’s a vibe.” 
Just another hour-long bragfest and Deep Thoughts With Jen.
QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 5/2/2024, 12:07 AM) The kids are “finally going to Utah” and she’s “so happy for them”.
I’m sure you are, Jenbo 😂
Did you catch that she’ll be in Utah at one of her 29029 events then? But she won’t interfere with their time with their dad.  |
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| | Did I hear her say she has the kids this Mothers Day? And then claim she always tries to have them that day? Such a liar! |
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| | Yeah, nobody filling their oversized body with an oversized croissant is doing any serious training. |
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| She is such a child. Anything for attention.
Jen Ross: Doesn’t shower. Bathes her body in unicorn snot. |
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| | Does she think her croissant obsession is cute? It’s about as cute as her refusal to shower. |
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When has Jen listened to anybody but Jen? She even prays to herself.
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| | She’s wearing an 8. It fits true to size. Yes, maybe for vanity sizing. |
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| It’s sad that it’s May and we aren’t getting any garden updates. Once again Jen ruins everything for everybody. I’m sure Jen yapping about the top-secret space mission and inviting everyone to “not” go looking affected the new & improved Mrs. Ross’s desire to share.
But all is not lost. We still have those fascinating Lives With Jen, travel to more dusty trails and shabby airbnbs, and of course the endless RunDisney coverage to look forward to. Not to mention watching Jen struggle to haul her growing ass up a mountain over and over. How entertaining. |
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| | Why do these two spoiled sisters need assistants? They have housekeepers, househusbands, parents who bail them out of anything uncomfortable or resembling hard work, and their “careers” are part-time at best. Neither of them strike me as important business ladies—just a couple of lazy jokes who got lucky on social media and managed to emasculate their husbands along the way. |
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| You’re so right, Splurgysplurge . That’s why I have no sympathy for her with all the “fires and curveballs” she’s faced. There was never any reason she couldn’t take over while Don was in space and no reason anybody else should have been needed. She has housekeepers, doesn’t have to go to work, and has no problem getting food delivered to her, so no need to even run errands with the kids. She’s just lazy and worthless and selfish beyond belief! The only way his space mission impacted her was that she “needed” to go move her beloved Blue, and it sure seems like Tens stepped up while she did that. And the new, improved Mrs. Ross had her own curveballs to deal with (not to mention her own three children).
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