The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by GrownUpStickerBook

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    She talks about the dumbest things. Anything to get views. Sometimes cicadas are out of control in my yard but I’ve never realized I needed to post about it.
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    QUOTE (LonelyDisneyRun @ 4/29/2024, 11:31 PM) 
    She was at Disney all by herself. Why is she wearing that enormous backpack?!? She looks ridiculous.

    She had it filled with Jasper and other stuffed friends. And croissants. A girl needs her stuffies and baked goods close at hand. :b_wink: (And yes, she looked ridiculous!)
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    The idea of a pair of skin tight jeans crawling up my crotch for five days in the Florida heat is a hard pass for me.
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    I think she’s around 5’ 4” maybe? I want to know what weight you enter. :b_wink:
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    QUOTE (Queen beeee @ 4/29/2024, 12:34 PM) 
    She said in her stories she doesn’t want to share too much of her luxury bag so “you don’t feel less than”. OMG!!!!!

    She’ll talk about buying it, photoshop it into her luggage pic, make it the highlight of her trip…but won’t share too much so you don’t feel less than. Okaaaaay.
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    Being bored, I went to the Carve website and plugged in my info to get my suggested size. It said SIZE 6! I am nowhere near Jen’s size or weight. But also they don’t ask for measurements, just height, weight, age, and whether your belly, hips, and butt are small, average or large (which is all opinion—not fact). Anyway, it’s an odd way to recommend sizes imo. If Jen wears a 4, I should fit in a 0.

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    I think there was some age discrimination in their calculation. :snickering:
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    “I’m current as of today but I still need to do the last week.”

    Does this idiot understand anything? Does she make up definitions for all the words?
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    Something tells me she didn’t wait for them to show an interest in these Disney documentaries before forcing the kids to watch them. And it’s probably all she lets them watch which is why they’ve watched them multiple times.

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    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 4/28/2024, 05:25 PM) 
    Here's an idea for what to do with your moon water-- pour it down the drain.

    Not one shower gel or bar of soap? WTF?

    stinky-peanuts

    Good catch! So she really does just sit in her tub soaking in oily bath bomb water mixed with sweat and dirt. :20130930103114-64d41b31:
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 4/28/2024, 02:01 PM) 
    I’m watching Emma Chamberlain’s new video and she and her stylist got turned away from a restaurant in Paris because they weren’t dressed chic enough. And then they went back to their hotel restaurant, and they almost got turned away there, but they told them that she was staying at their hotel so then they were able to get a table.

    I hope if Jen is going to Paris, she has similar experiences, lol!

    That would bring me great joy. You know she’d be decked out in too-small, too-smelly Crowned Athletic junk or Disney themed sweats.
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 4/27/2024, 09:51 PM) 
    She keeps saying that CC hasn’t shown any interest in this or that, one of her multiple possessions. I’m sure when CC did show interest in something, she went, “NO, THIS IS MOMMY’S” one too many times and now CC is too afraid to show interest in any of her things.

    That’s one of the things that makes me nuts about how she treats her children. It’s her job to introduce new things to them, not wait on them to ask. Just like saying they won’t eat anything but grilled cheese, broccoli, bacteria rice, cardboard pizza, etc. How will they learn about other foods if nobody offers it to them?

    But then again she is one of the parents who waited on the kids to notice Daddy was gone and left it up to a couple of preschoolers to ask where Daddy sleeps.
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    I’m just waiting for Jen to start saying, “My dear friend said sometimes plants will produce new blooms every day!” “I’ve been spending afternoons chatting with my dear friend.” “Now that the weather is nice, I’ve been spending time outside having a drink with my dear friend.”

    (Her “dear friend” has more hair.)

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    QUOTE (parrothead1 @ 4/27/2024, 04:48 PM) 
    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 27/4/2024, 02:36) 
    I feel really bad for her housekeeper(s). Oil and grease all over her tub. :20130930103114-64d41b31: I hope they get hazard pay.

    I don’t for a minute believe she is bathing. She said she doesn’t wash her arms or legs so- no- she’s not bathing. She just shows the bombs. Same for the shower — only on hair wash day.

    Bathing—no. Sitting in a tub of oily water eating a plate of food—yes. :b_wink:
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    QUOTE (True Medium Wartface @ 4/27/2024, 09:13 AM) 
    Wow what a surprise that K16 didn’t teach her daughter to put her own hair in a ponytail but don’t act like she is a freakin genius for figuring it out herself.

    I can’t wait until she teaches herself to cut her hair (as all kids do). :snickering:
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    After three years, the moon water clearly isn’t working for her. Flush it.

    I agree that she half-assed cleaning those drawers (like she does everything). At least swipe the top edges, especially where the drawer fronts attach. That creates a nice little corner where dirt and hair like to hide. But she wasn’t really cleaning or decluttering—she was looking for easy content to fulfill her community promises.
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