The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by GrownUpStickerBook

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    Electronics chargers and junk drawers in the bathroom? No, thank you.

    Has to brag about the amount of storage. It looked pretty standard for a primary bath in that size home. Smug Jen strikes again.

    Do you know what’s worse than cleaning out my own bathroom? Watching Jen clean hers. Especially when singing is involved. :1:
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    So all the talk about artwork in her bathroom was nonsense? She hasn’t even ordered it yet? I feel a breeze from Jen’s constant wheel spinning.
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    Isn’t Friday’s super-special community video a guaranteed advantage of helping her keep the lights on? Jen’s late for work…again.
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    Besides the grossness of Jen drying her socks on the Airbnb plates, she rubs this greasy head on all the furniture and bedding. (This was day 1 and she did not wash her nasty hair until the morning she was leaving, so it got worse from here.)

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    Don’t all serious athletes run with a croissant and hot beverage of choice in hand?

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    QUOTE (Igotmaditurnedhouseintoaplayroom @ 4/25/2024, 02:01 PM) 
    QUOTE (pinksims @ 4/25/2024, 05:57 PM)
    She doesn't exactly pick good locations either. She chooses middle-of-nowhere desolate places (where you can hear a pin drop due to lack of humanity) and then she picks Disney World which is full of families and 'cliques'.

    Exactly she picks these out of the way places, Is that the way the Utah house was too? If she goes to Paris how is she going handle that, perhaps take a taxi cab to the hotel in Disneyland Paris and not come out of there till its time to take the taxi back? Wow, if she had trouble in the U.S. how is she going to handle the language barrier.

    Or hire private transportation and claim it was worth every Don Dollar penny because she can afford it, and she 10/10 recommends…if it’s within your budget, of course.
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    Doesn’t she get raging indigestion from inhaling ALL that fatty food? I don’t eat anywhere near that amount of food and I don’t swallow it whole, but when I overindulge it still makes me feel sick. I know she burps a lot (on camera, no less), so maybe that’s the key.
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    The way she inhaled her food is disgusting. She took TWO! huge bites of that car croissandwich within seconds. Is she a snake? Does she ever chew her food?

    I am convinced SocialAnxietyLikeJen talks to her camera when other people are around because: A) She wants to look like an important “influencer”, and B) She wants an excuse not to have to talk anyone she deems is beneath her (unless they’re her “Stands” and just want to tell her how much they admire her).
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    She really does think her inanimate objects are her friends.

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    JenuinelyUnorganized LOL—I think she said she was afraid to make a fire because of the wind. But I get it—her videos are sleep-inducing.

    Will she ever forgive Zion National State** Park for not giving her a permit for Angels Landing? She was still harping on it until the bitter end.

    **iykyk :b_wink:
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    QUOTE (Blue-tah Trunk Celery @ 4/24/2024, 03:04 PM) 
    The Airbnb specifies no shoes. At 19:02 there's shoes.

    “I’m a rule follower.” *films while driving down a busy, winding road*

    She’s full of 💩. And croissants.
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    I haven’t made it very far. Besides the constant “cute!” and being a Werther’s “stand”, I just can’t listen to her informative :snickering: travel vlogs.

    “Loooook! A window! Over here is another window! And the door!”

    And there’s another HOUR of this? Who in the world is watching this for anything other than snark purposes?
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    Wherever she’s headed, I’m not ready to hear her brag about how fabulous it is and how it was pricey but within her budget, but she’s not suggesting anyone go into debt to do it, only you know if you can afford it, yada yada yada.
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    Jen needs attention so she’s posting her children on the unsafe IG platform again. And she needs to brag about another Disney cruise.
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    Those kids—especially CC—will learn to distance themselves from her at some point, much like she distances herself from them when they’re young and need her most. You can’t ignore your children then expect them to want a relationship with you when they’re old enough not to be a “burden”.
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