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| | Why, why, WHY?!?! What is her purpose in showing the world her fat ass (and hips and thighs and belly)? Is she proving a point? Did her cager prevent her from eating croissants? “Look at ME! I’m free to eat anything and everything and NOBODY can stop me!” Or is she so deep in her delusions that she thinks her big body is worthy of envy like the rest of her sad, lonely life? |
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| QUOTE (Spork Meltdown @ 5/9/2024, 03:52 PM) Wow, when the soup kitchen goes on a field trip its more like a vacation. Zion National Park. Really?? When I was in school a field trip was a school bus ride somewhere. Jen could have volunteered as travel agent/tour guide.
In my area these days, most of the big trips for the last year (elementary or middle) tend to be something like a visit to the state capital or a regional landmark. But that’s the lowly public schools. I’m not familiar with the 1%er’s field trips.  |
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| I could see Jen flying to Paris just for the TS concert, then back home again with only minutes to spare before the cash cows are returned to her. But it’s okay…it’s within her budget and her bills are paid on time. 
QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 5/9/2024, 03:01 PM) I think she’s going to reclaim the UK via the Taylor Swift tour, not Paris. Just a theory.
Or SWFing Sweden.
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| | I can’t make sense of their convoluted custody schedule, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she insisted on having a few days away with Jasper and Blue to prepare herself for a few hours with the Circumstances on Mothers Day. Or she’s just “busy” curled up in a corner crying and eating croissants while wiping her tears on her “size 4” dirty jeans. |
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| I detest people who make their private lives public to make a buck, then get bitchy when someone dares to ask a question they don’t want to answer. And if you want a topic to be off-limits, say so politely. How is anybody supposed to know where your boundaries are when you show every boring detail of your home life to strangers?
Also, I haven’t been in a Maurice’s in decades, but I remember it as the mall version of Walmart clothes. Seems perfect for Ms. Goldgirl. |
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| | My life is in a holding pattern right now between raising kids and moving to a new town, so I’m sort of having an existential crisis. But I’m grateful every day that I have more in my life than a stuffed bear and croissants. |
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| | Didn’t she recently say she’d paid for lightning lane for a ride and didn’t go for some reason? She just throws those Don Dollars away—easy come, easy go. |
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| QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 5/8/2024, 05:33 PM) Paid $25 to ride one of the rides. Genie + and Lightning Lane in Epcot. (For those of us who aren’t Disney dorks, I don’t know what that actually means except that she paid more money.) Bitched about how she can’t have fun on Toy Story Mania with her kids because she has to aim the things (why doesn’t she just let her kids do it? They are old enough.) Why do Muppet Vision without the kids?
Goes on and on about ride details, which means nothing to the average viewer.
I haven’t watched, but my bet is on Jen micromanaging their “fun”. “Here, let me do it! You’re doing it all wrong!”
Or…
Because there are only TWO! Controls in the ride vehicle, Jen either takes one and makes the kids share (leading to whining and fights), or Jen is whining because she has to let the kids play and baby Jen doesn’t get to have fun.
I just know I’ve taken multiple kids of varying ages on Toy Story Mania and not a single one has wanted help from an adult. |
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| QUOTE (JuliaSugarbaker @ 5/8/2024, 05:05 PM) QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 5/8/2024, 09:54 PM) Yep, those thighs are a SIZE 4, NOT.
Size 4 EACH. 
I don’t have the same body I had in my twenties, but I would never strut my thick ass around showing off my fatty food choices like it was cute to tempt diabetes. And I’m half her size. I would ask if she has any pride, but based on how she presents her unwashed self, I’d say a big “NO”. Smug and self-righteous, though— yes. |
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| Does Jen have any idea how horribly unlikeable she is? Does she even care? Roll around in those Don Dollars with Jasper, JMoney. It’s all you have left.
QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 5/8/2024, 02:45 PM) Her pretending to get all choked up talking about The Lion King and the scene where Mufasa died? Give me a break.
Yeah, that rings a bit hollow after the way she treated her beloved girl, Winnie, when she was suffering and dying. |
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| | I really can’t stand watching her brag about her croissants and sugary beverages like it’s something to be proud of. But seeing her “rucking” fat ass grow daily gives me a certain satisfaction. Does that make me evil? |
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| QUOTE (NefariouslyHappiestAlone @ 5/7/2024, 08:08 PM) I keep up with the rewatch thread and TBH, Jen never treated this like a job. She never listened to feedback, never posted on a set schedule, always talked to the camera like it was a friend and was always unprepared. At least a lot of the time the videos were mostly planned in advance and she did have lists for favorites etc but in the real world (and compared to other Youtubers) she was subpar at best.
I agree with you—it has always just been leisurely busywork for the stubborn busy bee. As for your last phrase “subpar at best”, that describes Jen in all aspects of life.  |
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| QUOTE (JenInTenChin @ 5/7/2024, 01:25 PM) I want to know who are these people (other than Bakery spies) who pay to watch her content? Truly, what are they getting out of this unholy mess of a woman? Do they pay and watch to make themselves feel better about their lives? What does she offer them? And I have to ask myself, why the hell am I watching? I guess I am waiting for her to hit rock bottom. So far there seems to be no bottom in sight.
She literally offers nothing of value. It is hard to watch somebody when they are so dirty and unkempt. Her sticker books, she seems to think they are a Very Important Thing for her to be working on. She doesn't have time to organize and clean her house guys, she's working so hard on her sticker book. A fricken sticker book!!
She hasn't changed from the earliest days of not really knowing what she does all day, but she's always vewry, vewry busy. Only now she's middle age, not cute, she's gross.
That’s what makes me so nuts about her “woe is me” crap. “There aren’t enough hours in a day!” “I was so busy I didn’t have time to (fill in the blank)!” Everything she does is self-serving—working out for hours on end, making herself beverages-of-choice all day long, shopping shopping shopping, scrolling the internet while inhaling tasty treats, booking never-ending trips just because, and the plethora of journals and All About Me scrapbooks that must be filled. |
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