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| | Jen thinks she has everybody fooled by taking the Circumstances on Disney cruises any time she’s forced to babysit during school breaks. She thinks it makes her look like a fun, engaged mom giving above and beyond to her precious love podiums. But we all know she’s really a lazy, resentful part-time babysitter who can’t even handle that without backup. She would never admit that, so Disney cruises to the rescue. |
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| She’s probably already booked it.
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| Is she trying to flex with all the “early boarding”** and “special snacks” talk regarding the back-to-back cruises? Or does she think those “extras”makes it sound like a good financial decision? “It was expensive, but it’s within my budget and we get early boarding and special snacks!”
Meanwhile, the bakery knows it’s all about the babysitter dumping the kids off on a different babysitter.
**”Early boarding” = being forced to disembark then being allowed to re-board ahead of the crowd of new cruisers. I’m not impressed. |
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| QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 5/2/2024, 07:31 PM) QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 5/2/2024, 04:45 PM) “Some of you have messaged me to say I probably need reading glasses, but good quality glasses are so expensive, amirite?” Are you kidding? Did she actually say that? You can literally get good glasses for $300-500. She easily spent 10 times that much on her stupid crowned clothes.
No, I just enjoy thinking of what absurd thing she might say next.  |
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| Poor Emily was probably over the moon to get the freebie from Boden since Mommy can’t be bothered to buy the kids decent clothes. Meanwhile, K8 is bragging about buying herself a $3000 designer handbag during her frivolous two-day trip to Paris with her two asskissersistants. |
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| | “Some of you have messaged me to say I probably need reading glasses, but good quality glasses are so expensive, amirite?” |
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| So sorry, Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol . It’s always tough to let them go. 
Jen starts every live like a giddy three-year-old whose friends just showed up for a long-awaited play date. (She’s regressing.) I would be humiliated to admit the highlight of my month is a live chat with strangers. |
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| | Some day Jen will no longer have her mom around on Mothers Day. Will she fake cry about how much she misses her and how hard the holiday is? (Much like last night’s missing Winnie sympathy ploy.) Or will she be angry because the Circumstances got used to being with Mom & Dad every Mothers Day and don’t even give birth mom a thought? She’s vile and deserves to lose the few remaining victims she has in her orbit. |
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| QUOTE (Much Ado About Nothing @ 5/2/2024, 09:19 AM) Someone should tell Jen that moon water expires just like pads.
I am way behind. I actually had a week because my father-in-law passed away unfortunately. If anything interesting happened in Jen-land over the past two weeks or so, could someone please send me a DM and fill me in? I’m still going to try to catch up but I’m a few threads and a few videos behind.
I’m so sorry to hear about your father-in-law Much Ado About Nothing . I can’t remember anything significant that’s happened lately. Just Jen being Jen. |
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| Well, if Boden is paying K8 to shill for them, I guess it’s time for me to move on to a new brand that doesn’t throw money around on bad advertising.
Her sponsored posts are always so obvious. Her fake soft voiceovers are so different from her usual unpleasant tone. |
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| I have stubborn post-menopausal belly fat. So now I know my body is putting a protective barrier around my useless uterus. It gets more protective by the day.  |
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| Jen has a lot to say about why she hates her mother Mothers Day, all while bragging about frequently going to dinner and the theatre with Jill. Reminds me of a “hypothetical” situation I know all too well.
Narcissistic adult daughter talks absolute trash to her children about their grandmother—how she ruined Mommy’s life, how she was evil to Mommy, how it’s Grandmother’s fault that Mommy’s life is a mess, how Grandmother is selfish and unloving. All while Grandmother is raising those same grandchildren because Mommy can’t be bothered, but Mommy loves her kids so much!
Yeah, Jen’s a piece of shit who takes no responsibility for the mess she’s made of her own “privileged” life, yet continues to choose spending time with one of those she blames for many of her lifelong problems. Some things just don’t make sense. Hypothetically. |
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| “Yes, you may now consume the cold grilled cheese.”
“Yes, you may stay outside Mommy’s gym.”
“Yes, you may sit in those distant chairs and watch the documentary Mommy wants to watch again.”
“Yes, you may go to bed while the sun is still shining.” |
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| I think maybe she’s going to see Taylor Swift in Sweden. She mentioned a big trip coming up later this month and TS will be in Sweden later this month. She also mentioned Jonna Jinton at some point in this live (I couldn’t remember in what context and couldn’t stand listening to her a second time to find it). “It’s a vibe.”
Just another hour-long bragfest and Deep Thoughts With Jen.
QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 5/2/2024, 12:07 AM) The kids are “finally going to Utah” and she’s “so happy for them”.
I’m sure you are, Jenbo 😂
Did you catch that she’ll be in Utah at one of her 29029 events then? But she won’t interfere with their time with their dad.  |
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| | Did I hear her say she has the kids this Mothers Day? And then claim she always tries to have them that day? Such a liar! |
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