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| She is such a child. Anything for attention.
Jen Ross: Doesn’t shower. Bathes her body in unicorn snot. |
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| | Does she think her croissant obsession is cute? It’s about as cute as her refusal to shower. |
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When has Jen listened to anybody but Jen? She even prays to herself.
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| | She’s wearing an 8. It fits true to size. Yes, maybe for vanity sizing. |
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| It’s sad that it’s May and we aren’t getting any garden updates. Once again Jen ruins everything for everybody. I’m sure Jen yapping about the top-secret space mission and inviting everyone to “not” go looking affected the new & improved Mrs. Ross’s desire to share.
But all is not lost. We still have those fascinating Lives With Jen, travel to more dusty trails and shabby airbnbs, and of course the endless RunDisney coverage to look forward to. Not to mention watching Jen struggle to haul her growing ass up a mountain over and over. How entertaining. |
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| | Why do these two spoiled sisters need assistants? They have housekeepers, househusbands, parents who bail them out of anything uncomfortable or resembling hard work, and their “careers” are part-time at best. Neither of them strike me as important business ladies—just a couple of lazy jokes who got lucky on social media and managed to emasculate their husbands along the way. |
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| You’re so right, Splurgysplurge . That’s why I have no sympathy for her with all the “fires and curveballs” she’s faced. There was never any reason she couldn’t take over while Don was in space and no reason anybody else should have been needed. She has housekeepers, doesn’t have to go to work, and has no problem getting food delivered to her, so no need to even run errands with the kids. She’s just lazy and worthless and selfish beyond belief! The only way his space mission impacted her was that she “needed” to go move her beloved Blue, and it sure seems like Tens stepped up while she did that. And the new, improved Mrs. Ross had her own curveballs to deal with (not to mention her own three children).
Jen gets zero pity from me and probably never will. |
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| | She talks about the dumbest things. Anything to get views. Sometimes cicadas are out of control in my yard but I’ve never realized I needed to post about it. |
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| QUOTE (LonelyDisneyRun @ 4/29/2024, 11:31 PM) She was at Disney all by herself. Why is she wearing that enormous backpack?!? She looks ridiculous.
She had it filled with Jasper and other stuffed friends. And croissants. A girl needs her stuffies and baked goods close at hand.  (And yes, she looked ridiculous!) |
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| | The idea of a pair of skin tight jeans crawling up my crotch for five days in the Florida heat is a hard pass for me. |
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| | I think she’s around 5’ 4” maybe? I want to know what weight you enter. |
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| QUOTE (Queen beeee @ 4/29/2024, 12:34 PM) She said in her stories she doesn’t want to share too much of her luxury bag so “you don’t feel less than”. OMG!!!!!
She’ll talk about buying it, photoshop it into her luggage pic, make it the highlight of her trip…but won’t share too much so you don’t feel less than. Okaaaaay. |
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| Being bored, I went to the Carve website and plugged in my info to get my suggested size. It said SIZE 6! I am nowhere near Jen’s size or weight. But also they don’t ask for measurements, just height, weight, age, and whether your belly, hips, and butt are small, average or large (which is all opinion—not fact). Anyway, it’s an odd way to recommend sizes imo. If Jen wears a 4, I should fit in a 0.
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| “I’m current as of today but I still need to do the last week.”
Does this idiot understand anything? Does she make up definitions for all the words? |
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