The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Bama Girl

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    My 93 year old aunt is more active than Lemon, she goes out dancing a couple nites a week, she loves line dancing, lives alone and does her own housework. Her laundry is in the basement and she goes up and down those stairs like someone 50 years her jr. (She’s a badass, by the way), She has travelled to all 50 states, still loves to travel, drives herself, is as sharp as tack and everyone in town loves her, she always says make sure you say sweet things, you never know when you are going to have to eat your own words. All this is just to say, Lemon, you aren’t even 40 yet, get up and move or when you are old and your life is behind you, you will be dependent on someone to clean you and feed you. Get your A$$ up, Mark needs an equal partner and those 3 kids at home need a better role model, stop spending every dime that comes into that house and start saving, cook from scratch and get the kids involved.
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 21/6/2023, 17:17) 
    Back to the laundry posts today.

    Every day all day those machines run. Something is wrong with this woman. This is absolutely absurd and abnormal behavior.

    And she took rose to the eye doctor at 9 and said it was too early for this “sleepy head”
    9 am is too early??? Maybe if she had a normal bedtime it would be a normal hour for her!

    How many times has she taken Rose to the eye Dr this year, seems like it’s about every month
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    QUOTE (Amkytay @ 21/6/2023, 12:09) 
    Just looked at vees Instagram 🙄

    Does she have a matching washer and dryer set ?

    Not a big deal for most people ( I’ve had non matching too ) but for the spending Queen in a McMansion to have an unmatching set ??

    And mark cleaned the sink and toilet in the half bath ? 🙄
    Does she really not have the time to clean the entire bathroom herself ?

    Washer had to be replaced a few months ago.
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    QUOTE (IfYouWill @ 21/6/2023, 02:05) 
    Not to defend Lemon, but did Mark get along with his mother? Didn't she leave him when he was younger? Maybe he is the one who doesn't want it out.

    Then maybe give the flag to a family member that does appreciate it, maybe the reason she left him with his grandmother was because she was stationed somewhere overseas, Lemon has never given a reason for him living with his grandmother, divorced military members sometimes have to make the decision to appoint a family member as a caregiver in certain duty stations, not all are family friendly.

    QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 21/6/2023, 02:27) 
    Hopefully Mark is teaching the kids somewhat of a work ethic…. Surely they aren’t learning a thing from their lazy mother.

    Nah, they aren’t even required to keep their rooms and bathroom clean, I wonder if Roses vanity has ever been fixed along with the shoddy plumbing underneath, Bryce is the same. Who cleans all the litter boxes, 4 cats, if you don’t stay on it, those boxes can stink. We always scooped twice a day and if one made a particularly disgusting deposit, we would scoop that pretty quick.
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    Hey Lemon, make your lazy a$$ kids clean their own rooms and bathrooms, and make them do it right, you are creating self absorbed, ungrateful brats just like you, we do not need more like you in this world.
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    QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 20/6/2023, 16:20) 
    Bolth, sawl, drawling,sho, shtore, UGH!! Uneducated hillbilly.

    these ones…..you would think after FIVE years of high school she would have learned a little
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    QUOTE (Miranda22 @ 19/6/2023, 19:55) 
    I hope Lemon isn't making any money from Instagram story views (is she?)

    Instagram pays for reels…don’t know how much
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    Jess really needs to put on some damn clothes before getting on that damn plane to Paris, I’ve seen videos of people wearing more clothes than she does getting tossed off
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    QUOTE (Miranda22 @ 17/6/2023, 20:04) 
    Someone called Lemon out on it in the comments and she claims they are shorts. If they are shorts they are hotpants!

    THOSE were not shorts and she could have edited better, or you know, tilt the damn camera up. After watching that video, I tend to believe that Rose is on the spectrum and the WORST thing Lemon could do was pull her out of an actual school. She needs help and she isn’t going to get it thru the Lemon School of shopping, it’s also a grave disservice to the other two who are clearly social out of their school and isolate them because of Rose.
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    I thought Rose had braces to go with the head gear she apparently doesn’t wear, oh and yeah, if she is going to wear skirts and dresses, please Lemon, do as you USED to do, before you became a sh*tty parent and make them wear biker shorts under dresses and skirts, there are a lot of perverts on the internet.
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    QUOTE (Itpaystobesmart @ 16/6/2023, 00:32) 
    My son is going on cruise in August with his dad. We applied for his passport in April and still don't have it.

    Yep, it takes 6+ months nowadays to get one, and if you have one already, better apply for a renewal at least that far in advance.
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    QUOTE (BetteDE @ 15/6/2023, 02:23) 
    That’s pearl

    I think she’s regretting that long road trip. Bet they won’t do that again

    Okay who’s Maddie with the same last name as Paige’s dad?? Is that Paige’s sister or cousin?? They look a lot alike

    They look so much alike, got to be half sisters. I saw one pic with the two of them, remember that month long trip Paige took two or three years ago, bet that was who she was with
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    QUOTE (HangryandCranky @ 14/6/2023, 19:09) 
    4 cats?! Thought it was only 2. Omg the smell.

    You can hear the depressive tone in her voice already. She either ran out of money, or the girls fought so bad she just drove home instead of parenting.

    We had 4 at one time that were indoor cats, 3 litter boxes and it never smelled, because we scooped daily, sometimes twice. It is possible.
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    QUOTE (dirtydarrylssidepiece @ 14/6/2023, 00:20) 
    If she goes through Georgia maybe they'll swing by Chick Fil A and see her good friend Madison. :)

    Funny she was such a good friend that they flew to her wedding, paid for the booze and fingered the meats for the charcuterie jars. And then haven't heard a peep about her in like two years.

    I figured the “friend” they saw and had dinner with in Atlanta was Madison. The Space center is in Huntsville, but that would probably be to educational, so….
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 13/6/2023, 13:59) 
    Day 14 was at the coco cola museum.

    Another museum. Sigh
    Her and these dumb museums that kids just run through and don’t give a crap about. I highly doubt that Rose is interested in learning about the start up of the Coca Cola company.

    Speaking of her…. A bunch of pics and no smile again. I’m actually wondering if there is an actual issue that Lemon has just not shared publicly. There is some disease that has something to do with the facial muscles and doesn’t allow the person to smile. Not saying she has that. I’m just pointing it out.

    Although every day she shows pics at different times of the day and there is no face wire wearing. So I’m sure that thing doesn’t even fit properly anymore. It’s ok. Tim will just have to pay for a new one when they get back to Texas

    Lots of soda drinking… then out dinner with another “friend who lives in the area”
    🤔
    Then giant ice creams for dessert.

    Madison lives in the Atlanta area, at least she did.
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