The Gossip Bakery

Votes given by SadlyNoLongerAvailable

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    So Jen is the featured face in the SpringTime Surprise email. That’s hilarious. Imagine both Don and Jen in the first two months of the calendar year have both been featured in some type of publication, a magazine and a email. You can’t make that shit up.
    :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    If someone is coming in from overseas to run, well the email featuring Jen just went international.
    :hearty-laugh:
    I bet Jen will print the email and put it in her memory keeping book?
  2. .
    Oh Jenny, you were famous long before the Disney email. I saw the Tosh video….
  3. .
    oh please she probably bought this on ebay to prove a point to no one.
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    I hate to say it but children have a "glass shatter" moment with their parents. Where the illusion is gone and can't be repaired.

    I realised in my teens that things weren't normal at home and I barely speak to my parents today. They are a great source for my grief and they have done things I struggle to forgive.

    Now compound that with having Jen as a mom. That I can't imagine getting through.
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    We have pointed out countless times that parents of her kids' friends would see these pictures and videos and that eventually her kids and their friends would, as well. But Jen knows everything. She thinks she'll be seen as that cool mom. CC and Donnie's friends won't see her as some thirsty try-hard just begging the internet for validation because she has no one in her life. Their friends will look at her enviously. She seriously does not realize that her life has very little to envy anymore. Back when she was a Melissa and pampered wife, people would envy her shopping sprees and travel with her husband. And while I don't think anyone ever really thought she was all that organized, it was pretty neat seeing her huge home and how she stored her horde.

    Now, she just looks like a depressed woman who doesn't shower (insider tip: showering is amazing for mental health and not showering is a sign of poor mental health, Jen-bo) or have any friends. The only family to speak of are her two children whom she barely seems to tolerate. She gave up her 1% travels for sleeping in tiny houses and using rusty bathrooms. Walt Disney World vloggers are a dime a dozen and these people actually visit the parks and give tips on what to do once there rather than talking to the camera in the hotel room for an hour and then going to buy the same cookies and cakes at the same Disney Springs store every time.

    Her kids will soon learn just how much she resents them and they will turn around and resent her twice as much. They will laugh with their friends about how stupid she is. And then her kids' friends' parents will think poorly of her and not let their kids go play a her house because of her well-documented neglect.
  6. .
    QUOTE (Queen Cheese @ 6/2/2024, 12:01) 
    no way that bothers robot Jen to have someone else claim the children

    she is so detached and unmotherly

    I don't know. She's been saying *my* CC and *my* Donny more often these days.
  7. .
    Team TensleighSapphire is a wannabe influencer & doesn't deserve Bakery protection 💰
  8. .
    An older gentleman from my church got married a couple of months after his wife died. Apparently, we were done talking about Jesus because it was a big scandal then (they did not have an affair or anything like that). They were married for years before he passed. Sometimes relationships seem to move too fast for some of us and sometimes they are meant to be.
  9. .
    FINE. I WILL share my old craft supplies with Don's kids. *spiteful photographic evidence for The Bakery*
  10. .
    QUOTE (Aloner Like Jen @ 2/5/2024, 09:04 PM) 
    I really don’t want to speculate about the situation at RM3, but I wonder if Jen wore that pink shirt the other day because she was trying to send a subtle message. She knows that’s the shirt she wore when she announced that she and Don were parting ways.

    I don't think Geno is that smart about subliminal messages.
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    Happy six years postpartum to our good fwend Jenny Boyles!

    I was actually talking about her to my therapist (I can’t afford a life coach who lets me color and play with my abused purebred emotional support dog and pats my head every week) and noted how most of us with acknowledged problematic parents attempt not to repeat those mistakes. Jen seems to cling to the victimhood of her upbringing, heavily implying her family is problematic, while doing the same shit to her own kids.

    I still miss her old channels, even if they’re basically now MyMoldyFlipHouseExWifeLife and The Wasteful Wasp Warble. But I don’t think I miss them nearly as much as Jen does. She wasn’t meant to be a mother.
  12. .
    The audio was so bad during this entire vlog. I will say, I will take luxury Jen over pee rag, stinky, sweaty Jen. It was a small crumb of her old myhousewifelife days.
  13. .
    Did she say, “I love kids”? We see on the daily, how she treats her own. Stop lying, Jenny.
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    I’d say since “in utero” tbh
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 1/29/2024, 09:54 PM) 
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    As promised, which one should I wear while sneaking a peek at Chin in the wild! DM me, majority rules. Not pictured birthday, DCL, and a couple of others. I am going to save them for my granddaughter because it will piss her parents off, they have tried, very unsuccessfully to keep any and all Disney out of their home. Her maternal grandmother does not agree and is all about Disney.

    Maleficent cursed a baby for not being invited to a party...very Jenbo energy
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