The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by SadlyNoLongerAvailable

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    “We do Christmas in this house” was a direct insult to “the other house” where they “do Hanukah”

    What. A. Twat.
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 17/12/2023, 18:51) 
    She left the ornaments clustered on the tree because she decided it's sweet but the ones hanging from the bottom are driving her crazy. Oh Jen you're such an OCD perfectionist, no wonder you can't stand things that aren't perfect. Oh wait except your pig pen office, piles that sat in the dining room for over a year, a burnt out light in the garage you can't be bothered to replace, the shelves you haven't purchased in 3 years for the garage. But let's pick on the children for not decorating a tree perfectly. A tree that was up for 6 weeeks before getting ornaments on it even.

    You've got to be a special kind of dofus to not know how to use a hot chocolate bomb.

    Shout out to me! I will never be sadly no longer available.

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12315976/...9_Instagram.jpg)

    You rang?! :animated-smileys-hug-011:
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    Congrats SBF on the mini muffin! I’m so glad the mini didn’t disfigure you! Is your nourishment chair set up and ready to go? Is your cager treating you well? I hope the mini isn’t too clingy and you get a full nights sleep!
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    Jennifer DO BETTER! Your kids deserve furniture and warmth. They aren’t used to getting it from you, admittedly, but maybe if you TRY they won’t tuck and run as soon as they are old enough.

    I can’t imagine what Jill says to her over the state of her home. Life. All of it
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    Jen is 🙄
    She’s worried about her “December experience” hey Jen.. worry about the kids “happy childhood” and quit being mean to them

    I may be the only one but the way they watched tv or whatever game it was on the iPad with their breakfast shows that when they are at old mommy’s house they get plenty of screentime
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    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 13/12/2023, 12:43) 
    QUOTE (DookiesGlasses @ 13/12/2023, 03:29) 
    I never saw that Q&A
    She looks so better, almost pretty, then
    What happened? She looks so bad now

    Mrs tensleigh Ross happened. Back then she believed she was getting Don back.

    Yup! She was starving herself kale skinny and in a swimsuit with flutter sleeves! She was gonna show that man what he was missing!
    And then
    The BOOM came
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    QUOTE (Igotmaditurnedhouseintoaplayroom @ 11/12/2023, 01:47) 
    QUOTE (SadlyNoLongerAvailable @ 12/11/2023, 01:24 AM)
    A Jen Classic!

    I find this hilarious considering she couldn't get in that Ross RV and get to the Ross Utah forever home fast enough to show off the kale influenced bathing suit when that tide had already gone out. LOL!!!!

    Poor Tens I hope she threw everything away with Jen cooties, saged the place, changed rooms and painted.

    She doesn’t look like the type to climb to the loftice and make herself a work space.
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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 11/12/2023, 01:23) 
    I loved the year she still put up the tainted tree but turned the hat around to hide the Ross. She loved that stupid tree but was big mad that she got dumped. Good times.

    A Jen Classic!
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    Are some of those ornaments on the run Disney tree from the original bedroom Disney tree that she turned the Santa hat backwards to signify she was not a Ross any longer?
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    QUOTE (Furry Bunion Concealer @ 9/12/2023, 19:27) 
    QUOTE (Backup Bins @ 12/9/2023, 07:00 PM) 
    I don’t know ya’ll. She said they weren’t romantically compatible anymore and he had polyamorous in his Tinder profile.

    I think there’s something there.

    Don writing a Tinder profile using a word he doesn't even know the meaning of.

    Exactly. Don thought that word meant he got to have sex with a lot of different women
  11. .
    I wonder if her “my body is for me” speech is because she didn’t really want to share her body with the babies. IMO she really ran from having kids and I think she only did it because Don put up an ultimatum
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    QUOTE (JustAverageJane @ 8/12/2023, 21:01) 
    I thought they would be more expensive. Hedy Lamarr?

    Yeah same
  13. .
    Things I know against my will:
    What Jen looks like in a wool thong
    That Jen was basically a sex worker in her marriage
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    Jen.. if your wrinkles bother you.. GET BOTOX!! You will feel better about yourself! You can afford it with Rumpus money or Don Dollars!

    Then take yo azz to a store and pretend you are in pretty woman! Tell them YOU NEED HELP! They will dress you for your shape. You won’t have to suck in. You will look better. Please for the love
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    Why would Jenbob care about us calling her a shitty mother? That’s not something she worries about. Her weight?! That’s a dang line you cannot cross though! She cares about that
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