The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by SadlyNoLongerAvailable

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    QUOTE (AlsoFromIL @ 12/6/2022, 21:18) 
    🫢 Imagine telling your husband you don’t want to have sex anymore. He moves out. Makes a tinder immediately. And is MARRIED within the year. 🤓
    That’s the last 3 year recap for her.

    And then he buys his beautiful new wife a mansion while you sit in a cold, grey depressing home
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 12/6/2022, 18:09) 
    Jen comparing the speed at which a man with an executive position, plenty of money in the bank, and super sexy lego hair can find a new wife vs a middleaged woman...with her entire history of cray on the internets.

    Don was snapped up VERY quickly, but Jen will be rotting on the vine in 2032

    I mean.. what does she have to offer? She’s not some cute 20 year old. She’s not a good mother. She’s not even a nice person. She’s not kind, or generous, in fact she wants to spend her money on HER. I guess if she could find someone older she knows how to cater a New Year’s Eve party that ends at 10… 🤷🏼‍♀️
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    QUOTE (The Ghost of Glenview's Past @ 12/6/2022, 17:06) 
    I am still convinced she went to Utah to win Don back and he told her he was in a serious relationship with Tens. So she bolted out of Utah. It went downhill for her since. A world crashing at her Bunions. She has been unhinged pretty much since she came back from that trip.
    Had Tens been old fat and ugly...would Jen still be upset?

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    Agree with this. She was on a diet and was trying to be little. She was going to pop out her boobs and win him back
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    Just wanted to mention we saw Jurassic Workd and some of it was set in the Dolomites. The dinosaurs had more fun than Jen did and her video was all I could think about when they flashed the words on the screen 🤣🙃🤣
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    I don’t blame the Rosses one bit for shoving her out. We know at one point Suze and Emily watched her and I’m sure their friends did. Then she’s basically hinting that D** is a cheater and mentioning “difficult” in-laws. Go F yourself Jen
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    I hate this bitch. People probably moved away from her because of the stench

    I am divorced from my daughters dad and we have a great relationship. Her aunt and grandparents are lovely and they think we’ve done a great job with her. Even when he was remarried (he isn’t any longer) we still got along because we put her first.

    Also all the dairy free gluten free crap is loaded with sugar. I have GD currently and I’m having to be SUPER careful and a lot of that stuff is carb heavy. No wonder dat ass is big
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    The Bakery knows Jen better than Jen knows Jen
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    QUOTE (TuesdayErrands @ 7/6/2022, 02:29) 
    How long until Jen’s paying customers on Patreon start to openly question why she keeps pretending that her children’s other family doesn’t exist? It’s just bizarre, especially because she’s spent so much time repeating the fake single mama narrative. There are many Jenions reading along at the Bakery. Not all of them are naive.

    “But D** can’t be remarried. Jen told us not to believe anything unless it came from her mouth. She would have told us, right? “ ~ Average Jenion
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 6/6/2022, 20:28) 
    I don't want to see Jen's kids. I think they're obnoxious. What I would like to see is occasional evidence that she's not a completely shitty, worthless mother.

    That evidence does not exist
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    QUOTE (Spork Meltdown @ 6/6/2022, 03:14) 
    QUOTE (AlsoFromIL @ 6/6/2022, 01:17 AM) 
    😮 I’m just going to chime in…I feel like her Father (PUT THE GRAVY DOWN) did a lot of stern (damage) and somehow she’s STUCK at about age 8-10 in all ways. The way she cutesy speaks, the way she dresses, the little girl toys and dolls, the Disney ad nausea, the bows, the princess crap. Yes. Daddy did something. 💀

    I totally disagree! I don't think her father had anything to do with that.

    My father is an alcoholic who got married 7 months to the day after my mother died. Also I’m a fully functional adult who deals with my own shit. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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    You know I don’t even have objections to her buying herself what she wants with her own money. I am a spender too. My whole issue is she doesn’t do shit for her kids. Our last trip to Disney I spent insanely. I didn’t say no to a single thing they wanted. I was just out of an abusive marriage and I wanted to have memories. Did we build a lightsaber for an insane amount of money? You bet we did. Did I buy tickets to the after hours party after having daily tickets? Yup. Did my daughter collect stupid pins that cost way too much money? Absolutely. And I’m not mad about it.

    There is no way I would have told my kids they couldn’t build a lightsaber but instead get a lightsaber key chain and then blow $1400 on myself a few months later. That’s selfish
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    I’m shocked she hasn’t blocked Deb Brown
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    Since she was kneading it out does that mean it’s bread season again?

    Also Jesus H Christ I don’t ever want to see that swimsuit, hear her talk about grabbing her crotch to pee or any of that again. I prefer swim legging Jen to all that

    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 4/6/2022, 00:27) 
    QUOTE (DominantJunk @ 4/6/2022, 00:06) 
    Sorry y'all, if she has multiple Pride watchbands (also, she is legit the first person I've heard of who changes her watch band multiple times a day), including this new one that says Pride, I'm on the lesbian paddleboard or train or whatever.

    She's also a shopaholic who has to have each limited edition/special new release.

    Did she mean she changes her watch band to workout then changes it for the rest of the day to something different? I didn't quite get it and am not going back to relisten.

    Thread title:
    WillchangeherwatchbandafteraworkoutbutwontwashherhairLikeJen
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    QUOTE (influencerwatchdog @ 3/6/2022, 04:37) 
    If this info is not permitted, my apologies and pls remove…..this was a recommended YouTube video for me; although too lengthy, it’s entertaining. The video creator often references the bakery so I’m assuming could be a subscriber. If you’re bored…

    She’s a fan

    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 3/6/2022, 04:42) 
    It’s NOT entertaining
    She’s long winded and not too bright
    It’s just repost pics we all have seen
    AND real pics of Tens are not permitted on the Bakery

    And you’re like the 5th person who “just discovered “It

    Are these new accounts? Someone check the IP
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    QUOTE (Dolly_Girl @ 2/6/2022, 18:02) 
    QUOTE (SadlyNoLongerAvailable @ 6/2/2022, 05:50 PM) 
    Jen might have been a catch at 20.. at 40? Not so much. She’s got too many issues and too many hours of YouTube videos for any man (except a crazy one) to want a part of that.

    I also think she didn’t want him but didn’t want anyone else to have him. That’s common in some divorces

    Jen also thought no one else would want Don. Boy, was she wrong about that one - Don has flourished since meeting/marrying Tens and he looks better than he ever did. He is happy and it shows.

    Agree. She convinced herself he was “Pooh” and so “big”. He didn’t hold value for her beyond what he paid for. Tens must have been a shot in the ass
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