The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by SadlyNoLongerAvailable

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    QUOTE (DivorcedLikeMe @ 13/1/2020, 23:49) 
    QUOTE (NotReadyToMakeNice @ 13/1/2020, 23:48) 
    But they are probably wealthier than Don so 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Nope. Not even close.

    Better looking?
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 13/1/2020, 22:17) 
    QUOTE (Marshmallow-magic @ 13/1/2020, 22:09) 
    Okay call me stupid but I don’t get how Don looked so rough and downtrodden in that Christmas clip , he didn’t look relieved or happy he just had a sad defeated kind of look on his face,
    Jen seemed upbeat enough if he initiated the whole thing why did he look so awful ?

    He had to get up at the asscrack of dawn and hang out with Jen. And he may have been hungover.

    Or he rolled off some hot 25 year old and had to wipe down fast so he could play nice and get his balls back
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    QUOTE (DivorcedLikeMe @ 13/1/2020, 22:12) 
    I have just made my second male coworker watch the Tosh episode. They are both attorneys for what it’s worth. The second said “she is not what I expected.” I said hotter? He said yeah. So their opinion is she’s not hot enough to act like this.

    But they are probably wealthier than Don so 🤷🏼‍♀️
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    QUOTE (LeftontheElfashelf @ 13/1/2020, 18:03) 
    QUOTE (PrettyNeatDivorce @ 13/1/2020, 17:58) 
    I need to find the Sing-ho! video. Talk about nauseating.

    Yes please do. I've no idea what Sing-ho is about.

    Ditto
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 13/1/2020, 02:48) 
    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 13/1/2020, 02:46) 
    I have to get off this site. Last night I dreamed about Jen's Vera Bradley Carry-On. The one she talks about here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q9uXLuaNGw

    I normally loathe Vera Bradley stuff but I really like that carryon.

    QUOTE (Bunnsy @ 13/1/2020, 02:45) 
    You guys are making me think about my name too... Bunnsy seems to be long gone but I could always be paying homage to her. 🙏🏼

    Don’t worry, Bunsy is still hanging on, bubonic plague and all. She had her own stocking at Christmas.

    That Jen filled with a gift a viewer sent 🤷🏼‍♀️
    I also totally ordered those same pottery barn stockings for my whole family and I’m mad AF because the embroidery font I used for discontinued 🙄 Jen will be livid when she gets her next husband and his stocking can’t match hers
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    All the new members asking questions and getting canonical Jen lore wrong are driving me batty. We have studied this bish for YEARS, you can't come in all willy nilly & ask who Judith is & if the infinity ring is the wedding ring. Christ on a cracker.

    🤣🤣 I quit following her for a while. I didn’t know she was pregnant with the first until I saw the birth announcement on IG and then she got Boring AF

    I need the walking pharmacy, backups of backups, EC full sticker spread and fifty nail polish bottles Jen. I wasn’t into “plant based” crying over cows being miles Jen
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    QUOTE (SpousalSupport @ 12/1/2020, 17:16) 
    In selfie mode, the image is reversed. That’s her right hand.

    I’m so stupid I should have realized that. Thanks
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    Is this her normal ring?
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    Oh man. The Tosh video is awful :( I’m embarrassed for her
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    QUOTE (DivorcedLikeMe @ 12/1/2020, 04:20) 
    I just went back and rewatched the Tosh clip. Holy Moley that was painful.

    Where is that?
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    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 12/1/2020, 03:57) 
    *wonders what the cheater 'vibe' is*

    It’s a Tinder thing 🤣 I swear some of my worst dates came from there. Those guys tend to lick their lips a lot and have crazy eyes and big bank accounts. They put separated in their bios and it means their wives may or may not know
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    QUOTE (SmoothiesLikeLily @ 12/1/2020, 03:04) 
    I think he cheated for TWO! reasons:

    1. His personality - to me, he just seems like the type to cheat & that he would feel entitled to cheating since Jen changed so much & was no longer giving him what he needed at home... kinda going along w/ his blowhard, condescending, smug, selfish personality

    2. Jen filed for divorce & is seemingly still “in” w/ his family - again, she’s calculating, & I don’t think she would divorce Don just because she was suddenly feeling inspired by Glennon Doyle... in my opinion, she’s the type that would wait until she could have the upper hand in a divorce & that would include being able to “keep” the Ross Family

    I admit, though, I could be way off-base. I was on the hay wagon until the bitter end, after all, &, now, the train has left.

    He TOTALLY has the cheater vibe. I also bet he asks for freaky shit in bed
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    QUOTE (SmoothiesLikeLily @ 12/1/2020, 02:05) 
    QUOTE (funsybunsy @ 1/12/2020, 02:01 AM) 
    I've always wondered why Don didn't push the job issue more with Jen and just let her stay at home as a "lady of leisure" type. As a young college grad especially she should have been able to find some type of position with a bit of ease (familial connections, pretty prestigious high ranked Colleges), even if not in the art field itself.. It's also interesting to me because most people male or female like to use their college degree for some purpose after university, even if only for a few years, after they've worked to earn it. Whether it was some type of front desk admin work or whatnot. Didn't have to be full time/40 hours a week either if Don and Jen thought the home front needed more support from her. Or if not a job, a or a few volunteer positions on boards/charity organizations and so on. Some of those are paid, too. Then when kids came she could have transferred to a full-time SAHM as that was something she has stated in past videos she always wanted to do. I don't think her staying at home was what solely caused the dissolution of the marriage but that was a lot of time for someone to be with their own thoughts day and day out, especially with not many IRL friends IMO.

    It’s a status thing to be able to work & earn enough money to have a wife who doesn’t have to work even before kids.

    And there’s a stereotype regarding a woman who goes to college for an art history degree.

    I’m not saying that every woman who earns an art history degree is really just after her Mrs. degree, but the stereotype is there for a reason.

    Was totally going to say this. She went to school to get her MRS degree
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    Also after dating (Tinder especially) I can guarantee he cheated. That bio screams I’ve been doing this on the down low for ages.
    There are a million out there like him. They wanna pull your it and slap your ass and then show you their three inches of glory that their wife hasn’t let them show her in five years 😬
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    Longtime lurker and this made me finally make an account.
    I do blogging and content creation too and I went through a really shitty divorce. I feel bad for her. Sharing so much with the public is a double edge sword. The same people who love you are often the first to tear you apart. I was terrified to share my divorce and kept it a secret for like 18 months until I started dating seriously and really wanted to share

    Ironically I divorced a man who loved some of Jen’s recipes so maybe they were bad karma 🤣😂
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