The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Nefarious Oatly Foam

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    QUOTE (GumOnSuzannesShoe @ 4/27/2023, 01:04 PM) 
    Jennifer Garner's IG story, she is doing many tall box jumps, she does them a lot. :=/: But, she is not alone and has someone filming. www.shape.com/celebrities/celebrit...arner-box-jumps

    A long time ago, we went away with our young children. While we were in port, I was able to call the kennel who was watching our dogs. I got the horrific news that one of my dogs drank so much water and had bloat. He was rushed to the vet, in intensive care and they didn't think he was going to make it. I had family at home rush to be with him, and he made a great recovery. I can't describe the terrible, helpless feeling, the worry and the guilt. We didn't go away again until long after he passed away, and we still talk about it and still feel horrible.

    Winnie lost D**, and I think she also lost Aunt Julie. I am judgmental about leaving her to pursue Disney, or van life, or tiny house and I feel bad for the dog. I think it must be confusing for a senior pet to be dropped off every time she wants to congratulate herself at a theme park or simulate Mt. Everest. I don't think this is the best you can do, I think this is the only thing you will do.

    Nailed it!
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    QUOTE (TyphoidJennySuperspreader @ 4/24/2023, 10:09 PM) 
    Another story time of Things Jen Would Never Do For Her Own Children:

    I just got back from the parent meeting for my son's track club. I, along with all of the other parents, assumed it was like an hour long track camp twice a week like it was last year where they run and learn how to do the other track events. Oh no, this is full-on practices with track meets across the state with the top 6 winners at state going to Oregon for nationals. That means between art camp, baseball (also traveling league), soccer, and traveling track meets, we're going to be on the road nearly every day Monday-Saturday until the 2nd week of July. Starting the 3rd week of July he has the option to go to summer camp and starts practice for league tackle football. He's only in the 4th grade.

    Makes you wonder what in the world is Jen going to do when she has 2 kids doing activities that they have to be ferried around to. Just pretend that it doesn't exist and put it all on Don and Tens to deal with? I honestly don't see her ever putting in any effort to support their endeavors.

    I'd like to know why they aren't already doing those things? No ballet class for CC; or both kids in Taekwondo or Karate - like EVERY other kid in their school, probably? Why?! I can't imagine that happens only on Don's days. If that's the case, she's even a shittier mom than I gave her credit for.
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    QUOTE (Aloner Like Jen @ 4/24/2023, 06:06 PM) 
    I used to work out with a personal trainer (we moved out of state and now we do virtual sessions) in a fitness facility and I hated those boxes! He was right there to spot or catch me if necessary so I thankfully never got hurt doing it. Who is going to catch Gene? Winnie? CC? Terrible to say, but I would love to see her injure herself on that thing. How is she going to jump high enough to land on top AND compensate for her bunion kickstand at the same time?

    I've never seen anyone but a professional or someone who's been doing pylo jumps for years, use the box without a spotter. But at least she'll be 'fueled' up before she breaks her ample ass.
    She's insane.
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    QUOTE (The 1% @ 4/20/2023, 12:27 PM) 
    Omg I had never paid close attention to the lyrics but... this freaking loser is DEFINITELY DELUSIONAL and NOT over Don one bit!

    Super cringe!!! 🤣

    "You Oughta Know" lyrics:

    I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
    I wish nothing but the best for you both
    An older version of me
    Is she perverted like me?
    Would she go down on you in a theatre?
    Does she speak eloquently?
    And would she have your baby?
    I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

    'Cause the love that you gave that we made
    Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
    And every time you speak her name
    Does she know how you told me
    You'd hold me until you died?
    'Til you died, but you're still alive

    And I'm here, to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It's not fair, to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You, you, you oughta know

    You seem very well, things look peaceful
    I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
    Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
    I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
    It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
    And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

    'Cause the love that you gave that we made
    Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
    And every time you speak her name
    Does she know how you told me
    You'd hold me until you died?
    'Til you died, but you're still alive

    And I'm here, to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It's not fair, to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You, you, you oughta know

    'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me
    And I'm not gonna fade, as soon as you close your eyes
    And you know it
    And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
    I hope you feel it
    Well, can you feel it?

    Well, I'm here, to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It's not fair, to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You, you, you oughta know

    Why I'm here, to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It's not fair, to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You, you, you oughta know

    And to think Alanis Morrisette wrote those words about THIS guy 🤔
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    QUOTE (sotheresthat @ 4/18/2023, 05:54 PM) 
    Occasionally I still think about that time she cried the first time they went to spend the night at Don's and she was crying about it. Now she probably counts down the minutes until she can drop them off again and go live her own life and pretend she isn't a mother.

    That cry was a performance - one and done. She doesn't even pretend she misses them now. In fact, she always seems elated and exhilarated when she gets to leave town alone. She's a miserable freak.
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    QUOTE (xphiler4ever @ 4/17/2023, 01:01 PM) 
    I can't wait to see and hear about all the fun adventures Jen surely has planned for her precious littles these next two weeks.

    Legoland in Schaumburg! Glenview Children's Museum! New parks! An adventure at a new restaurant!

    Right, Jen?

    When Hell freezes over. :b_wink:

    We all know the poor kids will spend the better part of those two weeks in the basement with old toys they're bored with because Jen buys them nothing on her monthly trips to Disney and only shops online for herself.

    And random thought - I'd bet every penny I own that Jen doesn't allow any of the adorable clothes that Tens buys for CC enter the mausoleum.
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    We're 3-1/2 months into her year of being "wild" and all she's done is buy Mickey ears, gear and crap, go to Disney every few weeks, and buy herself an annual pass.
    I mean, if that's not WILD, I don't know what is!
    She went from an attempt at van life to joining the masses on line for those Gideon cookies. Cuz that's what wild women do!
    :rolleyes:
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    Can you imagine being 5 years old and your mommy gleefully runs off to Disney World -without you- every time she sends you back to your Dad's? That would have broken my heart as a kid and I would've been totally convinced that my mother didn't like having me around. Seriously, it would have destroyed me every single time. Maybe I was just an overly sensitive kid but at the same time, maybe I would have been right about her. 😢
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    Is she actually admitting her kids are practically strangers or is she completely devoid of even a modicum of self-awareness?
    I'm going with both. I know she meant this to be cute/funny but it's scary as hell and borderline pathological.
    Jen - you can't hide the contempt you have for your kids forever. Give it up already and fly away to Disney with that gigantic doofy grin on your face.

    #ShittiestMomEver

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    I watched a random TikTok last night with a guy listing his 5 red flags when dating. One of them was "Disney adults". :lol:
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/7/2023, 08:13 PM) 
    By isolating herself from humanity, she’s totally losing touch with reality. She reminds me more and more of Tom Hanks’ character in Cast Away (except that he got buff on that island :snickering:) Jasper is her Wilson.

    BRILLIANT!
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    QUOTE (luggagewarehouse @ 4/8/2023, 12:58 AM) 
    Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred races
    Five hundred twenty-five thousand races so dear
    Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred races
    How do you measure, measure a year?

    I think I can speak for everyone here when I say we all just sang that in our heads as we were reading it. :D
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 4/8/2023, 09:27 AM) 
    What is the significance of the 'perfect year' anyway? Do you get yet another plastic Disney medal for completing it? And I assume the concept of the perfect year is another rich people only thing. It would cost thousands of dollars to run every single Disney race over 12 months.

    Rich people don't go to Disney unless they have little kids. Rich people wouldn't be caught dead in a DVC. In fact, they remain rich because they're smart enough not to make really bad investments in crappy time shares.
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    QUOTE (Jenny's Bespoke Poop Shovel @ 4/1/2023, 11:13 AM) 
    She posted a video eons ago -- one where she and D** were traipsing around Chicago. She panned over to where these people were taking a Segway tour and she kept going on about "do they have any idea how idiotic they look?"

    This coming from a woman who walks around NYC with one of those water bladder packs. She's so unintentionally entertaining! :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (Care2Share @ 4/1/2023, 09:10 AM) 
    There are so many unlikable things about Jen. Number one on my list is she's a crappy mother. She doesn't deserve those children, nor that poor dog.

    Number two is her insinuating that Don was a bad husband and caged her. As unlikable as Don was, his love for Jen was endearing. He would've done anything for her to make her happy, and she pretty much showed us how hard he tried. Just say that you fell out of love with him and move on.

    She's the most self involved person I have ever witnessed.

    I'm not convinced she was ever in love with him. Instead of "Mr. Right", he was "Mr. He'll Do".
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