The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Nefarious Oatly Foam

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    Just a few observations:

    **45 minutes of mental masturbation over her stupid Disney landfill mugs but her kids' plates are still sitting next to the rotting garbage.

    **6+ packs of $20 hot chocolate and she couldn't share a drop with the kids cuz you know, they really like the cheap artificial Swiss Miss crap.

    **This bitch has the BALLS to go off (in her gas guzzler) about people dropping a tissue in the mountains then tosses all the unused, "I don't know why I bought this I never used it" makeup from the upstairs closet and expired wasted food from the lower cabinet.

    **Was she having a manic episode during that clean out? I think the trip to the Container Store aroused her.

    **She's a piece of shit.
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    QUOTE (Still wintering @ 7/7/2023, 12:44 PM) 
    Enjoy all those mugs kids, when you inherit them. JC you are 1 person, Jen. Just because you have the space doesn’t mean you have to have all the things. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Why not? With the kid's stuff stored next to the garbage, there's plenty of room for her!
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    QUOTE (Aloner Like Jen @ 7/4/2023, 06:34 PM) 
    She got half of the assets that Don earned during their marriage, which was several million. She also gets thousands in child support each month, even though we are certain that she spends it on herself. She also inherited money from her grandmother. She’s got plenty of money, and she spends all of it on herself. She lets Don provide the kids with everything. She is an extremely selfish and emotionally detached mother.

    Remember shortly after the split when she told us she was on a single mom budget? :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (DAIRY FREE @ 7/2/2023, 06:03 PM) 
    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 2/7/2023, 15:02) 
    “How dare you question my eating habits?! I was never vegan!”

    “My journey with dairy is predicated on if I’m allergic to my life at any given time.”

    Should I change my name to journey with dairy?
    :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:

    "Allergic to my life"
    It's just toooo funny. She tries so hard to sound evolved, woke, deep, and meaningful but ends up coming across like a complete doofus fool.

    Might change my screen name to "Allergic to Jen's life"
    😜
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    Dear Don,
    You don't know me but I just wanted to say I still feel badly about that whole 'garage meat' incident.
    Hope you have a great 4th of July with a barbecue and your big, beautiful new family!!

    how_it_started
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    QUOTE (SweetSouthernComfort @ 6/29/2023, 10:59 AM) 
    There is also a huge difference between women who age because they live in a warm area and have spent years playing at the beach, pool, and park with their family in the summer and have laugh lines all around their eyes and mouth from years of joy expressed facially.

    That's not Jen. Jen's aging is 100% bitterness coming to the surface.

    My ex's mother had an expression that I'll paraphrase: Anger, bitterness, and cruelty always show up on the face. The best skincare in the world is being a pleasant human. (She had been referring to her own sister) 😂
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    Why would any mother of two small children deliberately put themselves in
    a position where a crisis is an absolute possibility? Who purposely goes off grid when two little lives depend on them, even if that's only a few days a month? Why do Don and her parents stand for it? Don't any of the Ross's care either? Certainly they have the resources to challenge her as an unfit mother or at the very least, threaten to shut down the bottomless ATM they provide!

    My GOD, I feel so sorry for those kids - their mom doesn't give the tiniest shit about them.

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    QUOTE (D**'sGlowUp @ 6/26/2023, 09:53 PM) 
    QUOTE (Nefarious Oatly Foam @ 26/6/2023, 22:31) 
    "At the very very end of May I went back to Austin"...Mere days before (after?) the passing of her critically ill, so-called beloved Winnie.
    :flipping-the-bird:

    She got to Austin on May 19th… the “very end of May” was when she was already home from that trip for a full week and decided to let IG know Winnie was gone… so now she’s presenting this trip as two weeks later than it actually was to avoid putting two and two together about the timing of Winnie’s demise. Really makes me think she planned to leave that Wed 5/17, Winnie took a turn for the worse and she put her down on Thurs 5/18 to keep her trip on track.

    I didn't have my timeline straight, so thank you for that. I wouldn't doubt the 5/17-18 scenario for a second. Not a nano-second!
    Cruel sick bitch.
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    QUOTE (RumpusChairs @ 6/26/2023, 05:23 PM) 
    What the F is this sentence :hi-computer-smiley-emoticon:
    A whole rumpus word wall in one!

    That's the Glennon Doyle dialect. It's more tender than the actual English language us unenlightened folk lean in to, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't honor it.
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    "At the very very end of May I went back to Austin"...Mere days before (after?) the passing of her critically ill, so-called beloved Winnie.
    :flipping-the-bird:

    Edited by Nefarious Oatly Foam - 6/26/2023, 04:33 PM
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    Who wants to tell her she's not connecting or spending her days with anyone? She must seriously believe that Club Paula & Co. are REAL friends, and that talking into a camera is how true human connections are made.

    Jen - We used to snark at you for your endless shopping, your TMI about birth and vaginal mucus, your materialism, and your fake 'perfect' life with 'Sweet Boy". It was all quite silly, really.

    Times have changed and now we actually feel sorry for you because it's clear you have some major issues that need to be taken care of with the help of a professional - a real medical provider. Why don't you wake up? Why don't you take heed when dozens (maybe hundreds) of us at the other end of your camera lens see you as someone who is depressed, lonely, desperately unhappy with motherhood, and running from your life at every chance you get? No one can live like this forever without damaging every REAL relationship they have. I know you hate us but we're also the only people who are being HONEST with you. Forget being 'tender' with yourself - it's time to get tough and get moving toward a better mental state. No one else would dare say this to you but we shout it out every day. I sincerely hope you open your eyes and understand the reason why.

    That said, the snark continues because after a point, you can't expect your 'friends' to tolerate you when you refuse to even acknowledge there's anything wrong. I think you know from all your 'self help' reading that admitting there's a problem is the first step to recovery, regaining your life, and repairing relationships.

    As long as you do nothing to help yourself, the talk will continue. Don't expect it to go away and don't waste your time scolding strangers on the internet. Fix yourself and your relationship with your children before it's too late. Will you be happy and satisfied on your deathbed knowing you lost so much precious time with your little ones while you were off staying in the wilderness, collecting Disney landfill, and obsessively staring into a Peloton screen??

    I can't speak for everyone here but if you were willing to do something - anything - to help yourself, we'd have nothing left to snark about except maybe your epically boring travel videos.

    Edited by Nefarious Oatly Foam - 6/26/2023, 04:19 PM
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    QUOTE (Lucky_Me @ 6/26/2023, 02:39 PM) 
    Meanwhile, I read that they may finally have found the body of actor Julian Sands, a MAN who went to hike ALONE.

    And Sands was a years-long, experienced mountain climber/adventurer. Jen is the BIGGEST fool ever.

    I don't care how much he doesn't need the money - I hope Don has an enormous life insurance policy on that idiot.
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 6/22/2023, 10:05 AM) 
    "I had a great week at home with the kids - you can tell that's my happiest part of life"

    Fixed it for you, Jen:
    "...you can tell when I'm without my kids it's the happiest part of life."

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 6/21/2023, 04:58 PM) 
    someone mentioned Winnie and it made me realize that I didn't think about her once during the video. I'm sure she wasn't on Jen's mind either

    I hate that the 8 week later posting likely works on some people and they forget that Winnie was in her last weeks of life. how she can be so carefree and happily walking around while her pet is dying is beyond me

    She's a cold heartless monster who doesn't give AF about anyone or anything but herself. Can't expect her to love a dog when she can't even stomach her own children. She's a despicable human.

    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 6/21/2023, 05:48 PM) 
    Jenny said “variety is the spice of life” and then 3 months later she signed up for 11 more runDisney events.

    Well, this IS her year of being 'wild', you know... :hearty-laugh:
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    I can't be the only one who's pondered the idea that Ten's new profile pic was meant to send a message - like a boss! Right?? 😉
    :smoking-smiley-face:
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