The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Nefarious Oatly Foam

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    Wait - Did this happen when she was being gentle with herself in the rusty container????
    Poor sweet Winnie! I'm so sorry she had to suffer 13 years with that balding, abusive piece of poo.

    HOW COULD SHE HAVE GONE AWAY?? My heart is breaking and she's not even a dog I knew personally!

    RIP Winnie, FU Jenny


    Edited by Nefarious Oatly Foam - 5/22/2023, 11:47 AM
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    QUOTE (SyntheticThong @ 5/21/2023, 04:18 PM) 
    Ok I just watched her latest video and man did she deep throat that fork when she was eating the salad in a bag. You can hear it hitting her back teeth. Also did she skip taking a shower after her run/walk? Gross

    Likely, because I don't believe for a minute that she used the communal shower she showed in the video. I'm not nearly as persnickety and imperious as Jen, and you couldn't pay me enough to use that bathroom. Like with Blue, I'm guessing she and her poop shovel were reunited that weekend.
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    Her latest IG shit post insinuates she's being misunderstood which of course is exactly the opposite of reality. Oh hon, we understand EVERYTHING about you and we see your cold, calculating, dishonest, disingenuous, irresponsible heart and mind.

    Poor sweet innocent Winnie deserved so much better than you.

    Very soon the only responsibility in your life will be the few days a month you babysit your kids. Please try not to fuck them up any more than you already have. They too, deserve better than what you are willing to give.

    Misunderstood my ass!
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 5/21/2023, 01:40 PM) 
    Even if one of her kids was in the hospital, she'd probably say 'well, it's Don's time with them' and run off to treat herself to another undeserved vacation. She cannot have any sort of conscience.

    Classic sociopath.
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 5/20/2023, 10:23 AM) 
    She really is such a dumb shit. She really was going to swim in that water. Had those divers not been there, I can’t even imagine. Just wow. I have never been to Florida and even I know better.

    I got the sense she was genuinely surprised there would be alligators in a Florida swamp. Moron.
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    QUOTE (mamtajinc @ 5/20/2023, 03:57 PM) 
    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 5/20/2023, 09:25 PM) 
    I've never understood the appeal of travel scrapbooking WHILE travelling? These little notebooks like the one above and the one Jen uses while she travels are designed for that. I always thought they looked chaotic and unappealing. I guess it's a way of documenting SOMETHING before returning home and life taking over.

    One of the more laughable moments of Jen's video was her stating how great it felt to sit down and get to her scrapbooking and how it reminded her how important HOBBIES are. I was like, Jen....YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS A HOBBY!

    Let's be real...
    exercise for running
    exercise for 29029 events
    peloton devotee
    Disney travel
    camping travel
    Roadtripping in Blue
    Concerts
    Ballet
    Theatre
    Collecting various items for your Whim Of The Season
    EVERYTHING YOU DO IS A HOBBY. How is it not?

    I do travel journaling like this one. But I always do it after we're back from the trip since we're too busy having fun while traveling to have the time for it. My family LOVES looking at it to remind themselves of our trips. It's kind of fun to sit with them and hear them retell what they remember or what made impression on them from each trip. It does end up looking a bit messy, but the visual aspect of it makes it more appealing that just reading a story about the trip, and more likely to browse through it, like a picture album.
    I don't think I would ever do it if I it was just me traveling or if they didn't care about looking at it after.

    Like everything else in her life, the journaling is 100% an exercise in self-indulgence.. It's done by her, for her, and about her - only. Nothing is more important to Jennifer.
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    Color me NOT shocked that she refused to cancel her getaway plans to be with her "whole heart" Winnie in her last days. I wanna say that I hope CC and Donny abandon her as teenagers but I suspect nothing would make her happier.
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    This miserable selfish bitch has an whole empty house of her own to share with her dying dog and yet somehow she thinks flying off to another empty house and leaving her poor sweet innocent and very sick pup behind is what she NEEDS on a regular basis. This woman should be on meds. Therapy alone is not enough...there's something seriously wrong with her. Either that, or she's just an evil tw@t. Nothing else could EVER explain her abhorrent behavior. Why doesn't Don do anything about custody - she's incapable of taking any kind of responsibility for anything!
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    QUOTE (Littlemissgossip @ 5/19/2023, 04:50 PM) 
    Bless those kids hearts having to go to bed at 7:15! I have an 8 year old and a 5 year old and they go to bed around 8:15. 7:15 was there bedtime when they were toddlers! She is so rigid she hasn’t adjusted their bedtime!

    She can't wait to get them into bed so she can dig into her pint of vegan Ben & Jerry's and leftover Gideon's cake without having to share them.

    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 5/19/2023, 03:07 PM) 
    If I had a minute-by-minute ME book that documented my dismal life, I would HATE to look back and see how bad it was. Not to mention seeing all the exercise details and then seeing my fat ass in pictures.

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m not stopping my daily chores to write down what I did at what time. I just do it and move on with my day.

    In other words, you are a normal, fully-functioning adult.
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    QUOTE (xphiler4ever @ 5/19/2023, 04:58 PM) 
    7:15pm bedtime for kids those ages only makes sense if they wake up at 5am. She's so insane. The sun doesn't even set right now until after 8. Soon it's going to be close to 9.

    Playing outside at twilight or taking a walk for ice cream at sunset are like peak childhood memories. I always say this but I truly wonder if she will ever realize how much she has missed and wasted when it comes to them.

    Yes! In the summer, out of nowhere, my dad would say "Let's go for a ride to get ice cream" and we'd all head off in the car after dinner just before dark to get our cones and take a stroll thru town. Some of the smallest things are unforgettable and the cherished memories. Those poor kids got the short end of the stick when it comes to moms. 😥

    Edited by Nefarious Oatly Foam - 5/19/2023, 07:52 PM
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 5/18/2023, 03:31 PM) 
    What happened with Charles Gross? I used to watch him years and years ago!

    He uses a bizarre speech affectation that he thinks makes him sound aristocratic, while showing off his latest Hermes and Vuitton bags, cashmere jackets, and expensive perfumes (yes, he wears perfume). Although he's gotten a few sponsorships lately I just have this sense that he's up to his his heavily Botoxed forehead in debt. Another web weirdo.
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    When she first introduced her 'sleeping in a van down by the river and the nuke plant' persona, it was ostensibly about creating much needed distraction from the hurting heart she was dealing with when her babies left to spend time at their dad's. It instantly became quite clear that it's actually the kids who are distracting her from her real whole heart, "Blue" - and Winnie be damned!
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    QUOTE (Jenny's Bespoke Poop Shovel @ 5/16/2023, 04:43 PM) 
    She's got it hidden.

    Screenshot_20230516_154057_Patreon

    As opposed to...

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    The ONLY reason she would have deleted her patron count is because she's been fast and furiously lurking here and has seen the regular reports ◡̈
    By the way, I took the liberty of fixing this for you, Jennifer:
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    Edited by Nefarious Oatly Foam - 5/17/2023, 12:39 AM
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    I hope Don and Tens get a puppy soon and that Donny and CC will so happy about it.
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 5/13/2023, 03:22 PM) 
    Jen will be fine post-Winnie. She has Blue. What kind of a bitch runs up to hug a car when her two kids and dying dog are hundreds of miles away? You wonder how Charlotte and Donny are making sense of all this. I feel sad for them; they seem like sweet kids. At least they have each other, like Hansel and Gretel at the far end of the trail. :(
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    She set up the camera several yards away so she could get a shot of how ecstatic she was to reunite with her 'adventure rig' and be free from those pesky children and dog. :enraged-smiley-emoticon:

    I know plenty of moms who need a break from their kids and routine once in awhile but not at any chance they get. Selfish, psycho bitch.
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