The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Nefarious Oatly Foam

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    Welp, mystery solved: She's been Elizabeth Gilbert-ized. Clearly she's had quite the influence on our Jen. How sad. Gilbert is the patron saint of selfishness. Leaving one partner after another when it was convenient for her. Yes, her relationship with her female lover was cut short due to the partner's death, but then she went right back to being with a man. Like Jen, Gilbert had everything she ever needed and yet nothing was ever enough for her. Every bit of 'work' she puts out is a 'love letter to herself'. Every selfish act (and they are endless) is justified and defended by saying it's a 'gift' to others. Oh, barf .

    Edited by doughy - 1/24/2020, 05:16 PM
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    [QUOTE=Not That Emily,1/23/2020, 09:57 AM ?t=61533610&st=240#entry442605715]
    QUOTE (PrettyNeatDivorce @ 1/23/2020, 03:08 PM) 
    What is your all-time favorite Jen video?

    Nothing, and I mean NOTHING on the internet compares with Jen opening the festooned door to her Disney room and shrieking "Roooooothessstthhhhh...awwwww....Pinssssetthhhhhh". The added commentary from creepy, pedoDon telling her that yes, indeed, she's a princess while presenting her with 3 hat boxes filled with Made in China Disney souvenir crap is the icing on the Treat Tuesday cake.

    And although she 'warned' us with a 'squeaky voice' disclaimer, no one could ever be prepared for the pure insanity that ensues.

    It's mind-bending stuff. It really is.

    FF to 16:55



    Edited by doughy - 1/24/2020, 11:34 AM
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 1/13/2020, 07:37 PM) 
    QUOTE (ThunderCunt @ 14/1/2020, 01:26) 
    So. I’m going to throw this theory out.

    What if Don did do something. Whether it was the pant less-bazinga shirt-wearing-drunk/passed out-on front yard-episode or dried up sex life (eww. That sounds gross sorry) Something that was the proverbial straw that broke Jen-camel’s back. and the OR strip was when she decided it was over and she called and asked him to move out before she got back. And Don kept begging to stay and that’s why she kept delaying her return to Chicago?

    I think he then joined tinder as a FU to Jen After she asked him to leave. I’m not sure he’s a cheater.

    And. Maybe Don isn’t hung over/mad in Christmas video. Maybe he’s sad that marriage is ending and he knows this is it.

    She does seem much more relaxed now that divorce news-cat is out of the bag and she‘s filed.

    I definitely think that was the weekend she came to terms and probably when he moved out. But I’m not convinced that she was the one who said get out.

    Agreed. Few women get divorced and get to keep the exact lifestyle they're used to. I've seen it but only when the wife had incriminating info on the husband and used it to her advantage.

    Theres every reason to believe she will have to get a job when all is said and done. WTF is she going to do? She is pushing 40, never worked a day in her life and has no marketable skills (unless someone out there is in desperate need of an employee who knows how to schlep a ring light around the office all day). And what happens if a prospective employer gets a load of her social profiles? OMG. Can you even imagine??

    Do we really think she voluntarily jumped off the gravy train? Her entire persona is based around throwing what she has in everyone's face.

    It doesn't fit. The only way it makes sense is if she's set for life. Maybe she is, who knows?

    Gotta say though, it might be time for her to move out of the 'plaid shirt from Target' phase if she's looking for the next Sugar Dad.
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    Princess Protection Agency? ABUSE.
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    OMG. Nothing says "My wife surgically removed my balls and made me drop them into the garbage disposal" like that farking tee shirt!
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    QUOTE (SeeminglySweetLikeJen @ 1/11/2020, 05:40 PM) 
    QUOTE (Depl @ 11/1/2020, 23:08) 
    I feel super sorry for Jen if Don cheated on her. No one deserves that. And I think he did cheat based on how this has all happened.

    I agree and also can’t get past the “interested in polyamory” on the tinder. To each their own, I’m not judging him at all if that was true. But having recently had a baby this past year, I do feel for Jen in terms of just not being interested in “taking very good care” of him while nursing or being pregnant for a solid 3 years.

    Does anyone have a screen shot of the Tinder post? I haven't seen it here.
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    QUOTE (bitchplease @ 1/11/2020, 12:54 PM) 
    QUOTE (Depl @ 1/11/2020, 11:53 AM) 
    Don is going to be so mad at the amount of money he has to “give” her (it’s half hers in my book). And child support is child support. Don’t have kids if you don’t want to pay it! But yeah, it’s not gonna be a big happy extended family for long.

    Do we know filed?

    It's filed and he's giving her as little as possible.

    Daddy Big Bucks Cult Leader isn't going to allow the dilution of "Ross Inc" with some enormous settlement.

    Pop-Pop will call in the law firm of Money Is No Object to represent Don. She will get child support but it's also possible she will have to get a JOB (can you even imagine??).

    Why? Because he's got the State of Illinois behind him:

    "Illinois is not a community property state – it is an “equitable division” state. That means marital property and debts need not be divided 50 / 50. Rather, the law requires property to be divided "equitably." Many cases are resolved with 60/40, 70/30 splits and some even allocate ALL marital property to one spouse."
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    Here's my 2 cents:

    She's talked about Don having very serious back problems.

    Pain Killers + Alcohol + Wife Who Won't Touch You and Only Wants You Around to Pay for Stuff = Drunken fling with co-worker.

    Also explains the weight loss, sunken eyes and homeless look in the death stare Christmas video.

    Edited by doughy - 1/11/2020, 01:33 PM
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 1/11/2020, 12:12 PM) 
    She sends out approx. 250 Christmas cards every year--you KNOW there have got to be so many lurkers who know them in real life enjoying a snack right now :1485540604:

    That's a LOT of imaginary friends!
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    Meow2 Oh BLESS YOU for this. I thought maybe it was a nanny who had the audacity to give the kids food or attention when they were off camera.
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    Key background dates


    End of summer 2019: Fires Judith as she felt “I couldn’t be 100% truthful which should have been a red flag but anyway...”

    Old time PNL viewer, new here. Give me a hand - Who's Judith??

    Edited by doughy - 1/11/2020, 11:33 AM
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