The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Splurgysplurge

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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 3/5/2024, 02:45) 
    She hates it when the patrons chat amongst themselves and shows no genuine interest in what they’re talking about.

    She only cares about getting back to that question box as quickly as she can so it can be all about her again. You can see the excitement when she sees a new question.

    What a freaking narcissist. She’s so unlikeable.

    I agree with this comment

    she does it all wrong

    It does seem like those people for the most part would genuinely like to connect with her and each other and she doesn't get in the mix. She's just rigid and self focused. Someone wanted to even ask her what she was drinking and she answered so robotically ... She has zero personality
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 2/5/2024, 15:06) 
    I buy my self needs, like yesterday. $245 copay at the surgery center, the Unicorn stuff for granddaughter's BD gift. A gift to me is a want, a new bag for summer.

    Everything Beefy Gene buys are gifts, at least what she shoes. No one needs every damn, no longer worn piece of Peloton branded clothing and cheap plated jewelry. No one needs every damn piece of Crowned Athletics clothing, especially stuff you don’t like and never wear, and cheap plated jewelry . No one needs hundreds of bins filled with shit you just shove in there and forget about or just stack up empty and buy more to fill with more shit. No one needs a second gas hog vehicle to drive endlessly around the country and park for months at a time at airpots so that they can fly to and back home. Also no one needs said vehicle to be filled with bins filled with shit you forget about. All those things are gifts to herself. As well as all the tasty treats she shoves down her gullet constantly.

    Yes yes yes yes yes

    She gets her rush from clicking ... She doesn't even appreciate the things she buys, they are shoved into a drawer ... I don't even remember buying this guyzzzz
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    She really is stuck

    The divorce is all wrong

    She really had this whole scenario in her mind ...

    Brave single mama sitting in the Utah compound while the family catered around her singing her praises and Don was in the basement thinking about his behavior ...

    It's literally a half a decade and she can't ... She can not move on from not Don but the Ross's
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    Can you see the like contrast between Don and Jen's households ... One will have a brunch, with the whole fam jam and flowers and gifts and the other ... Fake tears, hates mother's day, it's complicated, ask me when Jill is dead and my kids are 30 and already have a decade of therapy, no one buys be a gift, sometimes I don't even have my kids, maybe I can have a yes day but the kids were like no when's our yes day UGH
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    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 1/5/2024, 00:18) 
    I couldn't believe she made a dedicated Instagram post about Don being off in space. And then told everyone not to look. Geeze, that's the father of your children. The children can read, you know, and so can the other 3 children. And so can all of the separate families.

    Oh she wanted everyone to look for sure ... She wanted to scream it out - for a few days there she was winning (in her mind anyway)
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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 30/4/2024, 18:50) 
    QUOTE (LonelyDisneyRun @ 30/4/2024, 17:49) 
    Jen has never worked a day in her life so she simply cannot comprehend working.

    I think Jen works hard. She’s worked hard on giving herself:

    Grace
    Patience
    Self gratitude
    Timeouts
    Self care
    Self love, matter of fact, she was talking about how to fall in love with yourself.
    Self Indulgence.

    Those are just to name a few of her pet projects. She’s worked so hard at these things that she’s actually improved on her timing by giving herself more of it. It’s all so stressful on her. While she may not work outside the home, she’s putting in long hours trying to figure out how to juggle all those things in every hour of everyday. It’s evident that all her efforts of hard work are paying off just from her videos. I mean she really is getting better at it all.

    This is all so true

    I remember thinking like if the kids can't go to Don's for a time why doesn't anyone help ...

    But then it's like - outside of spending copious amounts of time focusing on herself what else does she do

    It never dawned on anyone that she would need help

    She has no work or financial commitments so who would think she would need help??? Just be a mom for a few weeks
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    The best is when she does her usual shtick but she does it to herself because there is no more Don.

    Pandora in her stocking, that she made for herself ...

    Oh look it's Pandora, do I even have a Pandora anymore?, I'll have to find it cackle cackle ...

    It's utterly bizarre

    The same routine she would do to Don to torture him when he gave her gifts, she does to herself
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 27/4/2024, 22:36) 
    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 4/27/2024, 12:48 PM) 
    If she really thinks her traveling is an FU to the Ross famjam, add that to the List of Delusions she should be keeping.

    I bet the Ross group gives no thought whatsoever about Jenny. And they probably dread going to the quarterly grandparent day at Jenny's.

    I want to be a fly in the car ride home with Suzanne and poopsie ... They are weirdos and Don went to space but Jen is weirder and worse, so ya ... I so would love to hear the convo
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 27/4/2024, 02:23) 
    So I’m going to switch up my career path. I’m going to set up a camera and film myself doing my mundane daily chores. From time to time I’ll stop and point the camera at my ungroomed self and yammer about nothing of substance, then show a sped up sequence of the actual boring work. You can all watch for the price of a coffee—you know, help me keep the lights on. Just don’t expect them to be on during filming—that was never promised as a perk of being in my community.

    Na ... You have self pride
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    I don't get the croissant obsession ... Is it like the cool thing now or what ???
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 22/4/2024, 21:25) 
    Here's what will happen in Friday's bathroom video:

    She will express surprise at things she forgot she had.
    She will keep things she admits she doesn't need or use anymore.
    She will agonize over where to hang the towels but will decide she has to think about it some more.
    She will talk about art or the kind of art she wants to hang but won't actually order anything.
    There will be lots of talk about bins. Bins she needs, bins that are empty, repurposed bins, the basement bin store......
    And she'll probably start off by saying she only has X amount of time because of whatever so she needs to hurry and just get on with it.

    And the garbage recycle lawn care people will be out in full force but it's the only window she has to film
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    She is so self focused ...
    Like she's scrutinizing Disney pictures


    I don't care who she is or what she did or what kind of mom she is or what she did to Winnie im said for her plus im drunk my friend and I had some girl time at Cooper's Hawk
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    She really posted a picture of the size of those jeans
    .I missed that but ok
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 18/4/2024, 17:09) 
    Why does her hip have a bunion? :lol:

    This was literally my first thought
    Ha ha ha
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    QUOTE (NefariousStepmomTensleigh @ 18/4/2024, 16:27) 
    I just seriously don’t understand how doing Run Disney over and over and over and buying juvenile trinkets over and over is all fulfilling. These photos look the same as the others…I don’t get it.

    This ..... So this
    When you do it all the time it's like washing dishes cooking dinner
    How is this fun it interesting or exciting or fulfilling

    I literally find this so bizarre
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