The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Madmom

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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 7/3/2021, 00:05) 
    Maybe we should start following wedding photographers in their area :dunno: they like to post on SM

    Oohhh! Good idea! Also: are engagement announcements still a thing? Like in newspapers? I have not seen one in years. Hell, I haven’t seen a paper newspaper I years.

    I also think Don petitioning the court for and getting more alone/unsupervised out of state vacation time with the kids could very possibly be the “extremely devastating, yet freeing” thing... or however she said it. She doesn’t have to show or comment on the return home from Utah in August for The Bakery to know what happened. Her silence tells ALL! And now BerthaGene wants everyone to think she’s devastated at being without her beautiful children when she is actually thrilled at having more ME time. So she can buy cans of wax, which is impossible to do while she’s “on duty” parenting her children.
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    But in all seriousness, BackupSize8 , enjoy and all the love. My youngest was a preemie and I understand your emotions. Hugs to all.
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    QUOTE (Malicious Vitriol @ 6/3/2021, 05:56) 
    QUOTE (LateKate @ 6/3/2021, 05:28) 
    Her favourite Peloton instructor gave her a shoutout during her milestone ride as PrettyNeatGene :crying:

    She never reposted it. It was reported here by our Peloton Bakery detectives.

    If I were her, I would have reposted anyway and had a laugh about it. She's so miserable and uptight. The only time she is capable of "laughing" at herself is during her fake, constipated dances.

    Ah, yes, but even then she’s uppity about it, coz she’s fffrrrreeeee and wild and crazy and loose-y goose-y and we should all be dancing in our kitchens, bathrooms, etc. just like her. She doesn’t know what’s wrong with us if we’re not.

    Doing the Big BerthaGene bump.

    Ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat BerthaGene.

    I actually found the 45 of that song from the 70s a couple years ago.

    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 6/3/2021, 08:36) 
    Quickly catching up before I need to get going. It's my son's 3rd birthday and we will have a little party with the kids and their mom over at our new place. Unfortunately, it's too cold for them to play with his main gifts (a sandbox and a tricycle). We hung up fire truck garlands and balloons and we (and by we I mean mostly Mr.Backup#2) made a Kinder Chocolate cake. We will have lunch together, play with the kids, and then have cake. Sounds like a great day! Let's partyyyyy :D

    Yeah, but do you have a grandpa showing up with no pants???
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 6/3/2021, 02:10) 
    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 6/3/2021, 01:19) 
    She has confirmed in a comment reply that Grandma Betty is doing just fine, so that’s not the source of her devastation. Maybe a potential suitor dumped her.

    so she won't say what was devastating but is willing to respond to people and say that it's not her mom, dad, kids, Winnie, or grandma :10:

    I guess someone should specifically ask about Emily, Dave, Grace, Theo, Don, Suzanne, Poopsie, Jeff

    who else is there? eventually it will get narrowed down :rolleyes:

    Won’t take long. She only has about a dozen people actually in her life, right?
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    Big Momma BerthaGene done lost her damn mind. Period. End of sentence. Case closed. Court adjourned.

    Ebbs and flows, highs and lows.

    My mom is a retired VA psychiatrist. She had a patient about 40 years ago who took dental floss and wrapped it around his...,self.....and left it. For several days. Till it fell off. Coz the voices told him to. As a teenager at the time, the story obviously horrified me. Hearing Big Momma BerthaGene’s voice do her frozen lake Valentines Day I’m listening and gentle leaning and wintering whisper moon zapper voice makes me think she could BE THAT VOICE. I mean, look at the 180 that chubby Sweet Boy Donald did. Now a 420 polyamorous swinger. All to get away from THE VOICE. To save his wanker.

    PS: my sons holler at me when I remind them to floss.
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    Exactly! How devastated can you be? You moved out and put the house on the market. After this much time, it should only be devastating if it DIDN’T sell. Or only sold for less, which is what happened. But again, that’s not surprising. Just upsetting.

    I think “devastating, rocked my world, but freeing” has something to do with Don and his new lady. Maybe she’s pregnant? Hence the need to finally get the house sold and last tangles between Don and Jen finally severed?

    Bertha Gene is one sad sack of cray.
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    Bertha Gene needs to stop. Full stop. Right freaking now. This vid...I don’t know whether to laugh until I cry, or slit my wrist. It’s about 4 hours long, right? Those big calves with the Disney clogs, that truly miserable look on her face, the awkward hello...just smile and say hello! It’s not hard! Her intros and wrap ups have always been awkward because she simply does not know how to say hello or goodbye.. BECAUSE SHE NEVER TALKS TO REAL, LIVING PEOPLE!

    Ok. I’m going back in. I need some angry motivation to get me going today on something.
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 5/3/2021, 15:56) 
    QUOTE (Yetta @ 5/3/2021, 14:02) 

    As for a trip to Utah, that is ridiculous if she is planning to track the kids to every out of state vacation Don takes them on. At least it seems like she’s been told she can’t stay at her ♥️ 🏡 - That makes it all the creepier that she is shadowing them at a different location.

    If she begins following Don and the Rosses whenever they have “her beautiful children “ out of town, I sincerely hope a restraining order gets filed against her. That’s just straight up stalking. Gene is losing her GD marbles.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 5/3/2021, 01:14) 
    I don’t think anyone was prepared for how unmotherly she would turn out to be: not Don, not The Fam, probably not even her.

    I came across Jen about 5 years ago. I was going through a medical disability that kept me home and bed/wheelchair bound for the better part of 2 years. I’m a little OCD, so even though I realized that she had a newborn, I like to do and watch things in chronological order. So I started at the beginning of Jen. I love memory keeping, photography, paper crafting and I love organizing, baking and decorating for the holidays. So early Jen seemed like she’d be right up my alley! All that she did, all that she took charge of and took part in, she seemed to enjoy. The life she lived seemed like a life meant for mothering. I could not wait to get caught up to her then-current-day videos to see how she spoiled those kids! I was so excited to see it! At that time, in dealing with my then physical challenges, I felt so bad at all that I was missing out on with my own kids. I was feeling jealous of Jen.... not the money (well, maybe a little), but the ability to be there and do for her kids. Her pre-kids life seemed tailor made for a young and pampered wife to just easily and naturally become a loving and pampering mother. I was so excited to see it!

    I cannot begin to describe the let down of watching Jen’s motherhood journey. And I’m just a viewer. I mean, to have invested the time in watching all those videos, picking up a few decent hints from her over time (spinach squares anyone?), envying her during a very physically, emotionally and logically challenging time in my life ...only to come to see that I’m actually the lucky one. I mean: I’m happy for the shift in perspective that I reached. But I guess my point is: if just a random viewer like me is disappointed in how Jen, her life, her parenting journey and everything else about her has turned out, then how crushed must her real family feel? All of them? Her parents, the Rosses, her brother and his family, Don? I know they all have their flaws, as we all do. We’re human. But Jen as a mother has turned out to be such a let down. I simply cannot fathom how those kids are going to navigate being HER kids for years to come without some serious help and intervention.
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    Ok, I’m waiting at a doctor’s appointment and going crazy with the curiosity. Can someone PM me, too. Please and thank you.
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    GrownUpStickerBook

    🙏 for a speedy and painless as possible recovery! Or, in the alternative, some good painkillers.
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    Ok, Bakers, all that sleep talk and I was awake almost all night. Geezus. Better watch some current Jen tonight to make sure I fall asleep.
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    My husband on dilaudid after surgery woke up in the middle of the night, walked into the hallway where some family photos were hung and spent the next hour or so having detailed, animated conversations with the people in the photo frames. Even flirted with an old photo of me.🙄😂👍
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    One commenter complimented her hair color....wtf? Did I miss something about her hair recently?
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    She LIKES her house this way. Empty, cold, echo-ey. She could have 800K and just moved into a warehouse.
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