The Gossip Bakery

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    I don't see how this is that much different than the adult babies I used to see on talk shows in the 90's.

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    Here you go, SoProud. Her family should attach this to her psych ward admissions packet -- it's not cute, it's unhinged

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    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 5/8/2024, 05:33 PM) 
    Paid $25 to ride one of the rides. Genie + and Lightning Lane in Epcot. (For those of us who aren’t Disney dorks, I don’t know what that actually means except that she paid more money.) Bitched about how she can’t have fun on Toy Story Mania with her kids because she has to aim the things (why doesn’t she just let her kids do it? They are old enough.) Why do Muppet Vision without the kids?

    Goes on and on about ride details, which means nothing to the average viewer.

    I haven’t watched, but my bet is on Jen micromanaging their “fun”. “Here, let me do it! You’re doing it all wrong!”

    Or…

    Because there are only TWO! Controls in the ride vehicle, Jen either takes one and makes the kids share (leading to whining and fights), or Jen is whining because she has to let the kids play and baby Jen doesn’t get to have fun.

    I just know I’ve taken multiple kids of varying ages on Toy Story Mania and not a single one has wanted help from an adult.
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    I'm really not feeling well today, I really can't watch anymore feeding or looking at jeans in a hot theme park.

    What does everyone think happened with the massive exodus? Can we make a poll?

    Did they just stop calling?
    Did they just stop inviting?
    Did she invite herself, like with the Paska bread, and was turned away?
    Did somebody have to have a talk with her and tell her they've moved on?
    Was it only the RV trip and revelation of Tens and flying home?
    Was there ignoring in the drop off line, or a distant wave while looking straight ahead?

    I think she's completely oblivious, shockingly pushy and presumptive, like taking the RV bed, and needed to be told. Like when she proclaimed Aunt Julie was hers and adopted her, had dinner together and then started dropping Winnie off at the vet for boarding.
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    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 5/8/2024, 10:39 PM) 
    What in the fresh hell is all over that burnt corn? Is it cream cheese? Why is it white and wet? 🤮

    It's elote, it's served with a mayo-sour cream sauce. it's delicious but of course jen makes everything look wholly unappetizing.
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    I have been rewatching Jen today and I cringe a lot...she is very self-obsessed ! She always comments "about herself"..."Jen this and Jen that" and she seems to be her favorite subject. It's like she is an anthropologist and her only interest of study is herself : what she drinks, buys, wears, etc.
    And she seems sincerely disturbed by the existence of others - she allows it if they are far enough - but any real interaction and her bitchyness comes out. Like every interaction seems to transform her in an instant Bi$$$$ and that is after "faking it" in her syrup fake voice. So yeah...I think she is a lost cause.

    Also she tolerates "fans" - people who pretend she is WONDERful(L)....
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    I just don't think I have 1h33min of Jen being smug and mukbanging at WDW tonight. She needs to open an OnlyFans for the micro niche she's catering to.

    Disney, eating grossly + steady weight gain, deformed feet, large mouth. Somebody out there is into this (and would gladly fantasise about her mentioning 'double fisting'). But I am so not that person.

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    I used to be indifferent to Disney but now I can't stand it. Why would any single adult choose to vacation there, in any form.
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    QUOTE (Agressive Brusher @ 8/5/2024, 18:38) 
    She does look stoned. Her pupils are really dilated. What’s going on with her one big eye? Is she bruising across her nose and under that eye?

    She’s a sugar junkie so she’s probably delirious because the sugar hit kicked in.

    This croissant obsession is one of the most bizarre things she’s fixated on and that’s saying a lot because the list is long!
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    QUOTE (HampTens @ 8/5/2024, 19:29) 
    QUOTE (LateKate @ 8/5/2024, 06:42) 
    But does she really work out for 4 hours? Or does she faff around in the basement as she faffs around with everything else she does? Maybe she tries on different crowned athletic outfits and preens at herself in the multiple mirrors. Lately the Pelotoners have reported that her workouts are not that intense. She is generally lazy, I have a feeling she is lazy and gentle with herself when she works out too.

    She’s completely ditched wearing Peloton gear too. All Crowned Athletic wear all the freaking time.

    I noticed the wearing of Peloton fell off a cliff right after she met “Cody-boo.” I would have loved to be a fly on the wall during her Peloton Studio visit.
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    She looks like a snake eating an alligator with that corn in the cobb.
  12. .
    After just watching her IG stories, I immediately was pissed.
    Rucking comes from the military. My son, who is in the Army, does ruck marches carrying 100 pounds of gear.
    I don't get this urban rucking. Until any urbanites carry 100 lbs., I won't consider it rucking.
    She thinks she's so chic with he 10lb. bag....while carrying a coffee and a kwaw-sawnt. Loser!
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    QUOTE (allergic2my_life @ 8/5/2024, 19:34) 
    I tried watching but she immediately grossed me out. Why does she think being a disgusting pig is cute??? IMG_4202

    :nervous:
  14. .
    About fifteen minutes in, and I can't anymore. I can't listen to the vocal fry baby voice for one more second.
  15. .
    “Just seen a few questions…”

    BULLSHIT

    Nobody cares about your training.

    Just another reason to talk about herself.

    Beyond insufferable.
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