The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by BlenderDance

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    Maybe her little ad was the weekly video
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    I’m not caught up but I HAD to check in to see if anyone made a gif of Winnie in that Instagram story or saved it somehow to the bakery... doesn’t look like anyone has yet.

    I literally laughed so hard when I saw that miserable mop. The princess is not used to traveling like a peasant!
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    I doubt she was even tagged... she just wanted to do it. I also don’t buy that she’s “privately tagging”.
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    I’m not caught up but I can’t NOT comment on this “bullshit”. Dear friends, I am horrified.

    Apparently, she changes the kitchen dish rag daily and even wipes her dog’s feet when she comes in from a walk, but she doesn’t think it’s disgusting to put her children’s utensils etc. next to the TRASH BIN? Oh no no no no no...

    She’s mad she got caught and she’s ashamed. Plain and simple. If she really thinks it’s ok then why doesn’t she throw her heart-shaped spoons and mugs of choice down there? Because she knows it’s filthy!

    Hey psycho, here’s a bright idea - just own up to it and fix it by rearranging things instead of installing a partition? ...like what?

    Also who tf takes trash out daily? Woke Jen should know all that plastic bag usage isn’t environmentally friendly! Literally on a different planet and I AM HERE for the crazy. She’s back people!
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    I think what Jen fails to realize is that there is a difference between dancing and being silly and dumb in the moment and purposefully setting up a camera and dancing like this... with the intent of showing it to people she doesn’t even KNOW or talk to simply for attention. Embarrassing doesn’t even touch the surface of this cringeworthy video.

    Edited by BlenderDance - 7/19/2020, 07:30 PM
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    She’s going to have a really hard time with that social anxiety when her kids get older... they can’t be playing with just their cousins. Birthday parties, sleepovers, play dates. For all the “self improvement” Jen did before having children, I think not getting herself a job or volunteering somewhere just to learn how to interact with people not related to her was her biggest detriment.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 8/7/2020, 19:33) 
    A) she's a rigid robot & tried to force the boob until the stroke of midnight when Teets turned 1

    I literally just burst out laughing while breastfeeding. My baby just popped off like, “wtf you crazy bitch”
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    The kicker is that song has been popular for awhile... Lives. Under. A. Rock.
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    Moving on...
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    I literally didn’t even notice until I went back that Donny appears to not have pants on. Even if he is wearing a diaper it’s clearly riding up to where you can see part of his bum. Where is our fiercely private mama bear?!

    I know Jen wants to show a tender moment dancing with her son, and we ALL know she loves showing off her singing/dancing skills (the clip of her singing Billy Joel while making her bed anyone?) but honestly! It’s very inappropriate.
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    I actually like the black I think it adds some contrast... it also kind of distracts from the marble-looking backsplash and detail above the stove which I feel is a little tacky. I don’t know because I’m from the Northeast where we don’t do a lot of the brick McMansions... houses here are more simple - like colonial or coastal and traditional in design - so I don’t understand a lot of the choices made for houses in her area.
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 4/7/2020, 04:27) 
    The new fireplace reminds me of a mausoleum.

    Seriously... so incredible hideous just like her old one. Thankfully this one is in cool tones to match her current vibe.
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    Damn took me forever to catch up... ok the new house is too fricken big, obviously. This house doesn’t match her new persona, did she get the memo she’s woke now? She’s a low-key richie rich empath who shops at Old Navy and drives a mini van... go for a modest home.

    It’s literally the same house. You’d figure after a divorce you’d want a fresh start but not our Jen!
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 28/6/2020, 13:34) 
    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 28/6/2020, 13:25) 
    Buckle up, Jen. Dating as a parent is H.A.R.D. Especially when you don't use TinderlikeDon.

    I am close to sharing frustrated shitquotes.

    As a non-parent, I'm wondering - what are the main things that are hard about it? Is it things like regularly needing a baby sitter to actually go on the dates? And trying to not introduce a new person to your children too quickly? Judgement from family? Am genuinely curious.

    I’m married so haven’t dated as a parent, and although I’m not sure on specifics I can tell you 100% that it is hard to do pretty much anything with young children.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 27/6/2020, 04:42) 
    I’m 45. I’m better now than 35 because I care. Those young kid years are BRUTAL.

    Wash your hair, take care of your skin (all of it), exercise moderately and watch what you eat.

    She can revenge body if she really wants to...

    I’m in young kid mode right now and it’s true... fucking destroys you in every aspect of the word.
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