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| QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 27/4/2024, 16:00) I’m not caught up - may I ask what’s “moon water”? Is that like Asa’s diamond water (Shahs of Sunset) 
It’s a jar of tap water that she left outside overnight four years ago to let the moon’s energy charge the water in order to do some woo woo magic for her. She wonders what she should do with it. Um, pour it down the drain, moron! |
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| | I love how she pointed out that the Stoney Clover headbands don’t fit her head as she put them back in the drawer. She has way too many scrunchies for someone with so little hair. |
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| | Moon water. So basically she’s splashing her face with stale water. You are an idiot, Jennifer. |
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| | She’s holding out until CC and Donnie are co-owners of the Utah house with Grace and Theo, and then ninety year old Miss Jennifer Havisham will force her way in. That is, if her bunion and second bad hip even allow her to travel by then. |
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| QUOTE (Queen Cheese @ 25/4/2024, 15:01) things Dons money can buy
endless trips to Disney
ugly "workout clothes"
ugly flip house
peloton
extra rumpus vehicle
things dons money can't buy
class
good looks
nice hair
chapstick
intelligence
chapstick
It’s like that Brady Bunch movie from the 90’s where Carol goes to the salon and her hair can’t be styled as anything but a 70’s mullet. |
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| I too am looking forward to seeing her torture herself for another useless medal.
Does anyone know why she has slacked off on cardio? Is it her hip pain? |
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| | Gene gROSS, you have poor hyGENE habits. |
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| She is such a constant contradiction. Wants friends, avoids people. Begs for attention, complains about people in her vicinity. Says family is important, trashes family on social media. Says she misses her kids, avoids them whenever possible. Insane in the membrane.
Also, Plant Stand Like Jen. 😂😂.
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| QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 24/4/2024, 19:20) I love that I'll never have to change my user name, it'll forever be relevant.
😂😂😎😂😂
Same is probably true for mine as well. |
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| | Mother’s Day is just a reminder to Jen that she has two children she doesn’t want and never wanted. It makes her feel caged. So in order to feel uncaged by the patriarchy, she needs Mother’s Day as a PD, where she can binge eat and forget that anyone exists outside of her lonely bubble of one. |
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| | What is the story behind the wheelchair photo? She’s wearing a boot or brace on her leg. I don’t remember what happened. |
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| | Her teeth are translucent because of stomach acid from purging. |
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| | Muscle does not weigh more than fat. A pound is a pound is a pound. Muscle takes up less room than fat. |
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| | Dave Ramsey always says live like no one else today so you can live like no one else tomorrow. How is Toni doing this? She has the best and newest of everything, including a new Mercedes. She is doing the opposite. |
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| | I would be really freaking out if my hips had bunions. Geez Gene, you’ve got to lay off the sugar and carbs! |
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