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Votes taken by Aloner Like Jen

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    Jen has to use stickers for positive affirmations because not a single person exists in her life to say them. Unless you count Jill.

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    WTH is that word salad??
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    I’m loving Jill right now. That’s the only person that would call her out like that. Maybe Gravy as well. Don and his family aren’t there to coddle her and fawn over her for the 500th time.
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    TyphoidJennySuperspreader
    Hugs and prayers that all is well. I’m so sorry that you are experiencing this. Screw you, Gene.
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    Honestly, the only bows appropriate for Jen’s hair are Doggie Bow Ties.
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    Does anyone know if Jen bought the pASSHOLEder shirt? It’s perfect for her.
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    This makes me laugh so hard.

    TW - I can’t figure out how to put a picture behind a spoiler.
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    Dem Thighs. Holy smokes!
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 21/2/2024, 17:53) 
    Her eyes! The overlap on her upper lid, it will get worse as she ages. Or, she could be like me and get upper blepharoplasty. I did it at 47, and at close to 71, it still looks the same.

    I am 50 and am having upper and lower blepharoplasty in two weeks! Jen looks so rough for her age. She has really let herself go.
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    Will she donate the old treadmill to a poor single mother?
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    Saw this and immediately thought of our favorite pig.
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    She has the absolute worst taste in clothes and color! My cat’s puke is that color.
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    Butthole Eyes One Big Eye And Gross And Ugly Crinkled Eyes Like Jen
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    Don didn’t restrict a damn thing with Jen. There were no rules she was expected to follow. She could do whatever she wanted, eat whatever she wanted, wear whatever she wanted and spend whatever she wanted. This caging BS is something that Jen invented to absolve her of her actions that led to Don dumping her. Ultimately though, I think she considers being a mother (I use that term very loosely) as being caged, because Charlotte was a girl who took over as Don’s princess, and then she still had to pop out the heir, to inherit the now defunct family business.
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    She could crush coconuts with those thighs. Holy smokes!!
2057 replies since 25/1/2020
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