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Posts written by Aloner Like Jen

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    Honestly, the only bows appropriate for Jen’s hair are Doggie Bow Ties.
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    Does anyone know if Jen bought the pASSHOLEder shirt? It’s perfect for her.
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    This makes me laugh so hard.

    TW - I can’t figure out how to put a picture behind a spoiler.
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    Dem Thighs. Holy smokes!
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 21/2/2024, 17:53) 
    Her eyes! The overlap on her upper lid, it will get worse as she ages. Or, she could be like me and get upper blepharoplasty. I did it at 47, and at close to 71, it still looks the same.

    I am 50 and am having upper and lower blepharoplasty in two weeks! Jen looks so rough for her age. She has really let herself go.
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    Will she donate the old treadmill to a poor single mother?
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    Saw this and immediately thought of our favorite pig.
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    She has the absolute worst taste in clothes and color! My cat’s puke is that color.
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    Butthole Eyes One Big Eye And Gross And Ugly Crinkled Eyes Like Jen
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    Don didn’t restrict a damn thing with Jen. There were no rules she was expected to follow. She could do whatever she wanted, eat whatever she wanted, wear whatever she wanted and spend whatever she wanted. This caging BS is something that Jen invented to absolve her of her actions that led to Don dumping her. Ultimately though, I think she considers being a mother (I use that term very loosely) as being caged, because Charlotte was a girl who took over as Don’s princess, and then she still had to pop out the heir, to inherit the now defunct family business.
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    She could crush coconuts with those thighs. Holy smokes!!
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    Jenny hates Charlotte. And when Charlotte figures that out, she will bring down fire and brimstone on Jenny’s tiny bald head. It will be, as Jenny likes to say, EPIC.
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    I’m surprised Jenny even knows about tubing mascara. I love it! Thrive Causemetics FTW!

    Now she needs to add concealer, blush, lip gloss and a little eyeshadow. She would look good, instead of like she’s a resident at a homeless camp.
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    That budget is complete BS. She just wants to show off how much she can spend and still be on a “budget.” How many of her viewers does she think can afford a Gucci watch? I liked her so much better when she was in Ohio and living on an actual budget. This Toni is just full of herself.
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    She won’t show you her tramp stamp, but she will make sure that you see she is a size two.
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