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| | There is absolutely no way in sam hill that Beefstick is anything smaller than a 14. She may be able to squeeze Dat Ass and Dem Thighs into a smaller size, but it’s an act of pure narcissistic desperation and not because they actually fit like bottoms should. She likes those Carve jeans because they are made with extreme vanity sizing. I don’t see how she stands being in such sausage casing like clothing. She is truly unwell in the head to think that she looks good in those clothes. Her eating disorder and body dysmorphia truly control her mind and everything she does. |
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| QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 29/4/2024, 18:53) She's going to cryotherapy now twice a week??
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| | I have many friends who are moms. None of them have ever waxed poetically about the achy breaky daggers in their mama bear hearts when their kids are not around. Jen overcompensates because she knows that it’s not socially acceptable to hate your children. Knock it off Jen, you are only fooling yourself. And maybe Paula. |
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| I love that this agressive OCD bitch power washed the paint off of her porch.
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| | Jen definitely seems fine with Tens doing the bulk of the parenting for her children. She is the anti-Tens in every other aspect, so being a bad parent definitely tracks. But it’s fine, it’s fine. |
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| QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 27/4/2024, 16:00) I’m not caught up - may I ask what’s “moon water”? Is that like Asa’s diamond water (Shahs of Sunset) 
It’s a jar of tap water that she left outside overnight four years ago to let the moon’s energy charge the water in order to do some woo woo magic for her. She wonders what she should do with it. Um, pour it down the drain, moron! |
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| | I love how she pointed out that the Stoney Clover headbands don’t fit her head as she put them back in the drawer. She has way too many scrunchies for someone with so little hair. |
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| | Moon water. So basically she’s splashing her face with stale water. You are an idiot, Jennifer. |
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| | She’s holding out until CC and Donnie are co-owners of the Utah house with Grace and Theo, and then ninety year old Miss Jennifer Havisham will force her way in. That is, if her bunion and second bad hip even allow her to travel by then. |
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| QUOTE (Queen Cheese @ 25/4/2024, 15:01) things Dons money can buy
endless trips to Disney
ugly "workout clothes"
ugly flip house
peloton
extra rumpus vehicle
things dons money can't buy
class
good looks
nice hair
chapstick
intelligence
chapstick
It’s like that Brady Bunch movie from the 90’s where Carol goes to the salon and her hair can’t be styled as anything but a 70’s mullet. |
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| I too am looking forward to seeing her torture herself for another useless medal.
Does anyone know why she has slacked off on cardio? Is it her hip pain? |
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| | Gene gROSS, you have poor hyGENE habits. |
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| She is such a constant contradiction. Wants friends, avoids people. Begs for attention, complains about people in her vicinity. Says family is important, trashes family on social media. Says she misses her kids, avoids them whenever possible. Insane in the membrane.
Also, Plant Stand Like Jen. 😂😂.
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| QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 24/4/2024, 19:20) I love that I'll never have to change my user name, it'll forever be relevant.
😂😂😎😂😂
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| | Mother’s Day is just a reminder to Jen that she has two children she doesn’t want and never wanted. It makes her feel caged. So in order to feel uncaged by the patriarchy, she needs Mother’s Day as a PD, where she can binge eat and forget that anyone exists outside of her lonely bubble of one. |
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