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.The resemblance is uncanny! Hey Jen, instead of reusing the dumpy Mickey pumpkin costume again next year, here’s an idea!
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/LqxTooUoC5o...=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Yeah. I should have given the ol' gal some highlight. My bad.
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How about adding the Disney ears she thinks she’s so cute in! -
BoraBoraWasHorrificButMyPelotonTreadIsSoTerrific(OooSyrup!)LikeJen Pt 327 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.I am so very ashamed that she shares my astrological sign.
(Hangs head.)
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BoraBoraWasHorrificButMyPelotonTreadIsSoTerrific(OooSyrup!)LikeJen Pt 327 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.Jen would say a "metropolis" instead of just saying she's visiting a few cities
ALSO I know this has been mentioned many times on here but it drives me nuts when she says "I am taking myself to....." instead of just "I am going to ______"
she does that ALL the time
But she HAS to take herself because she’s a solo mama remember -
BoraBoraWasHorrificButMyPelotonTreadIsSoTerrific(OooSyrup!)LikeJen Pt 327 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.TheHairyChild I think it is actually 5 weekends in a row!
The first TWO!! are understandable because they bracketed the 4 days she had them at Disney over spring break so they were basically splitting the week.
The first weekend of spring break (3/18-20) they were with D** while Jen did her first Patreon live and packed for their trip. I think she got them back Sunday night.
They went to Disney on Monday (3/21) and returned Thursday (possibly Friday but I think 4 days 3 nights). Don got them back that weekend. (3/25-27)
The following Wed-Sunday (3/31-4/3) she was at Disney so he had them.
You would have thought she would have had them weekend after that (4/8-10), but we know she did not.
Then Easter weekend - also did not have the kids.
She said 3 trips in May - TWO!! “Metropolis” trips and one country setting trip. Very doubtful she will have them for Mother’s Day (3rd year in a row!)
Somewhere in all that travel, Jen has to deal with Winnie’s health issues. I’m thinking, they are not going to be with her too much in May either.
"Metropolis"....who says that?????
Just what I was thinking, she meant metropolitan but, you know, Jen the Moronic Idiot -
BoraBoraWasHorrificButMyPelotonTreadIsSoTerrific(OooSyrup!)LikeJen Pt 327 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.I think whether she wants him back or not (I waffle back and forth with that one, so does she probably lol) this is not how she envisioned THIS.
I agree with the posters who say her version of THIS was … Don crying on his mother’s floor proclaiming that he will do anything to get her back, sitting in a stark apartment dreaming up ways to win her back, she letting him gratuitously visit the family heart home from time to time (just like Christmas morning) where she would prance around and drop hints about her dating and he’d bring his usual Swarovski, lush, candy crap over and drop it at her feet. She’d forever be the darling of the Ross clan and he’d have to look in at a distance during his own family’s vacations and parties.
In her wildest imagination she did not take into consideration that Don would or even could find someone else and not just someone else his best version of Jen. He found a thinner, trendier, more polished version of 2012 /13
Jen, his favorite version of Jen.
I think she is lost.
My thoughts to a “T”. I think there’s a pun in there somewhere 😉 -
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She can hardly make any eye contact with the Jenions while explaining her whoopsie. What a liar. -
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I am the XXL granny panties Gene wore in Utah. Late to the game today but unlike Gene, I have a real job.
Formerly Momma Mia
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SheWillBeYourFriendForFiveBucks,EvenThoughHerContentSucksLikeJen Pt318 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.
Do you guys think she returns stuff after wearing once when she knows she won’t use those anymore? Some people do.
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I don't think so. I bet she hangs it in her office with the medal on it.
We may see it this fall when she dresses up for Halloween.
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I think she might. Back in the day she had bags of returns to make. She was a busy bee you know. -
SheWillBeYourFriendForFiveBucks,EvenThoughHerContentSucksLikeJen Pt318 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.
Thanks, I can’t stand overly sweet bakery goods, so now I know what not to get when we’re at Disney in mid April
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SheWillBeYourFriendForFiveBucks,EvenThoughHerContentSucksLikeJen Pt318 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.
DopeyDoesDisneyWhileHerKidsAreInMiseryLikeJen
I can’t bring myself to watch Jen maniacally congratulating herself in her Dopey video. Thanks for all the screenshots Bakers! -
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Weren’t we just snarking a few weeks ago on those with Gene at GW who spend a ton of money on a conference, stickers, planners and all the other do dad’s you seem to need to write a to do list? Those are the Patreons she needs to pay $5 a month for the drivel she will be doling out in her ass kissing community. They don’t seem to be concerned much with the price of gas or food or a war -
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Happy Birthday
Yetta!!
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Instead of wearing her wedding rings around her next she should wear her backup spork -
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What is with PK's bed?? With those spindly legs it looks like it's going to collapse the minute you roll over in it. Definitely need a bedskirt to hide the inevitable junk that will be thrown under it. Why does he think he has designer taste? -
.When the Bakery was wonky yesterday, all I could think about was how I missed you all, my sweet cherubs, and hoped you were all, sob, okay. But I knew, tear, that it was good for you to spend time with your other family. Scowl.
I missed you soooo much! I believe my other family would have been happier not listening to me carry on about being locked out. I had concerns that the dark side had won.
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