The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Family Friendly Underwear

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    My mini Jenfend. We're 40 miles away from NYC and on 9/11 and several days afterward we were able to see the smoke plume in the sky and smell the horrible chemical smoke which I can't even to begin to describe. The husband of a friend died in blasts and many people from surrounding towns died (we're near the major rail line into the city). I was on maternity leave during the 1st World Trade Center bombing in 1993 and felt anxious about that when I returned to work in the World Financial Center adjacent to World Trade. So yes, if Jen was in NYU downtown, absolutely she'd be traumatized but to wait 10 years for therapy, that makes no sense. I've never listened to her video about that day but I wonder what she did and where she went immediately after. NYU would have offered counseling.I have friends who lived in the area and had to leave for safety reasons. Plus that rooftop she mentioned, I guarantee that was searched for body parts, it was that awful. Still, I find it difficult to have any sympathy for her. I think she would have been a trainwreck and screwup no matter what.
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    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 27/4/2022, 00:42) 
    Maybe she'll show up at the vow renewal in her wedding dress.

    Ms Jen Ross Havisham
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    QUOTE (LetThatSinkIn @ 24/4/2022, 16:11) 
    Did she eat the eggs she found in the backyard yet?

    :hearty-laugh:
    Only if eggs are now 90% sugar!

    QUOTE (MorningRoutineQueen @ 24/4/2022, 16:26) 
    I hope they changed the custody arrangement and those kids now have normal weekends. Being locked up in that gray prison doing nothing more than going for an occasional walk was not life for them.

    My guess is it’s more about the kids wanting to do spring sports and Jen, of course, has no interest in disturbing her Pelaton schedule for such silliness.
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    QUOTE (WholeFoodsHaulin’ @ 21/4/2022, 23:06) 
    Has anyone claimed “Family Appropriate”Utah Jen yet? Like when she would wear decades old plaid pajama pants with special underwear that was acceptable to wear around the Rosses at the Log Cabin? And a bralette under the tee shirt she slept in?

    I found Jen when I was planning my first-ever trip to Disney World and found her packing videos. I didn’t start watching the Housewife Life vlogs until way after they were originally filmed, and once I watched a handful of those I sought you guys out, thinking, “I can’t be the only person who thinks this chick is CRAZY!” :XD:

    This is the closest I’ll get to You Rang? I’ll come dressed up in granny panties and a bralette, chin dancing trying to woo Don back.
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    QUOTE (Ahoy Bespoke Poop Shovel @ 21/4/2022, 05:47) 
    QUOTE (Jens George Washington Curls @ 21/4/2022, 04:32) 
    The resemblance is uncanny! Hey Jen, instead of reusing the dumpy Mickey pumpkin costume again next year, here’s an idea!

    (https://media1.giphy.com/media/LqxTooUoC5o...=giphy.gif&ct=g)

    Yeah. I should have given the ol' gal some highlight. My bad.

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12006908/...2022_224354.jpg)

    How about adding the Disney ears she thinks she’s so cute in!
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 20/4/2022, 01:16) 
    I am so very ashamed that she shares my astrological sign.

    (Hangs head.)

    Even worse, we share the same birthdate 😥
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 19/4/2022, 20:48) 
    Jen would say a "metropolis" instead of just saying she's visiting a few cities

    ALSO I know this has been mentioned many times on here but it drives me nuts when she says "I am taking myself to....." instead of just "I am going to ______"

    she does that ALL the time

    But she HAS to take herself because she’s a solo mama remember
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    QUOTE (NefariousPeletonPatreon @ 19/4/2022, 16:31) 
    QUOTE (KayTee @ 4/19/2022, 07:35 AM) 
    TheHairyChild I think it is actually 5 weekends in a row!

    The first TWO!! are understandable because they bracketed the 4 days she had them at Disney over spring break so they were basically splitting the week.

    The first weekend of spring break (3/18-20) they were with D** while Jen did her first Patreon live and packed for their trip. I think she got them back Sunday night.

    They went to Disney on Monday (3/21) and returned Thursday (possibly Friday but I think 4 days 3 nights). Don got them back that weekend. (3/25-27)

    The following Wed-Sunday (3/31-4/3) she was at Disney so he had them.

    You would have thought she would have had them weekend after that (4/8-10), but we know she did not.

    Then Easter weekend - also did not have the kids.

    She said 3 trips in May - TWO!! “Metropolis” trips and one country setting trip. Very doubtful she will have them for Mother’s Day (3rd year in a row!)

    Somewhere in all that travel, Jen has to deal with Winnie’s health issues. I’m thinking, they are not going to be with her too much in May either.

    "Metropolis"....who says that?????

    Just what I was thinking, she meant metropolitan but, you know, Jen the Moronic Idiot
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    QUOTE (Me Album @ 19/4/2022, 15:48) 
    I think whether she wants him back or not (I waffle back and forth with that one, so does she probably lol) this is not how she envisioned THIS.

    I agree with the posters who say her version of THIS was … Don crying on his mother’s floor proclaiming that he will do anything to get her back, sitting in a stark apartment dreaming up ways to win her back, she letting him gratuitously visit the family heart home from time to time (just like Christmas morning) where she would prance around and drop hints about her dating and he’d bring his usual Swarovski, lush, candy crap over and drop it at her feet. She’d forever be the darling of the Ross clan and he’d have to look in at a distance during his own family’s vacations and parties.


    In her wildest imagination she did not take into consideration that Don would or even could find someone else and not just someone else his best version of Jen. He found a thinner, trendier, more polished version of 2012 /13
    Jen, his favorite version of Jen.

    I think she is lost.

    My thoughts to a “T”. I think there’s a pun in there somewhere 😉
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    She can hardly make any eye contact with the Jenions while explaining her whoopsie. What a liar.
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    I am the XXL granny panties Gene wore in Utah. Late to the game today but unlike Gene, I have a real job.

    Formerly Momma Mia

    Edited by Family Friendly Underwear - 4/13/2022, 03:24 AM
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    QUOTE (Spork Meltdown @ 26/3/2022, 23:05) 

    Do you guys think she returns stuff after wearing once when she knows she won’t use those anymore? Some people do.
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    I don't think so. I bet she hangs it in her office with the medal on it.
    We may see it this fall when she dresses up for Halloween.
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    I think she might. Back in the day she had bags of returns to make. She was a busy bee you know.
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    QUOTE (Bathroom Knife @ 26/3/2022, 21:57) 
    QUOTE (Don’s hashbrown @ 26/3/2022, 21:32) 
    Gideons looks- unappetizing. Would rather hit up ghiradellis or sprinkles at disney springs.

    Agreed! I think Gideons is overrated. They’re ridiculously sweet cookies. It’s no wonder, Jen, the sugar whore loves them.

    Thanks, I can’t stand overly sweet bakery goods, so now I know what not to get when we’re at Disney in mid April

    Edited by MommaMia - 3/26/2022, 10:17 PM
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    DopeyDoesDisneyWhileHerKidsAreInMiseryLikeJen

    I can’t bring myself to watch Jen maniacally congratulating herself in her Dopey video. Thanks for all the screenshots Bakers!
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    Weren’t we just snarking a few weeks ago on those with Gene at GW who spend a ton of money on a conference, stickers, planners and all the other do dad’s you seem to need to write a to do list? Those are the Patreons she needs to pay $5 a month for the drivel she will be doling out in her ass kissing community. They don’t seem to be concerned much with the price of gas or food or a war
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