The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Good Morning Friends

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    That closet is embarrassing. It's nothing but her slob depression outfits, workout gear, and run Disney costumes/ears.

    Fatty is definitely purging things dat ass doesn't fit into anymore. It expands so fast she has to constantly buy new stuff. :shifty:
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    Such distain for the bib. "yeah we can toss that! We don't need to keep it!"

    Oh, is it triggering bad memories and reminding you of your massive failure? :shifty:

    Once again, she tells on herself and the truth comes out months later. :lol:
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    Lmao she definitely bailed on volunteering. If she actually did it she would mention if more often, and she wouldn't be tossing the sentimental bib. She would be framing it. She's so predictable.

    I just started the video and this moron is already talking about making the kids do their own laundry?! "They're here part time so it makes sense for me to do it" WHAT?!

    The same kids she treats as toddlers can do their own laundry in her broken mind? What a freak.
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    Social butterfly Jen met a few wonderers and chatted for an hour, then took off to brunch with a friend!

    She's, of course, smug as shit.
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    She is so fat and haggard in her run outfit. Embarrassing.

    Watching everyone else run always kills me. I doubt any of them are treating that as an Olympic event and spending MONTHS training. I also doubt they're going back to their hotel rooms to scarf down salt tabs to ward off dehydration. :rolleyes:
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    She shows the EXACT. SAME. THING. in every Disney video. She thinks everything is brag-worthy and worth mentioning again, for the 1000th time. She could literally reuse footage over and over and no one would even notice.
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    Ewww all those screencaps are offensive. She is absolutely hideous.

    I truly believe her nasty, vile, inside is manifesting outside. She looks like the witch she is.
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    "Kids helping kids"

    And why isn's the fat useless mother helping?
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    She truly thinks she's Mrs Ross. No one cares about your dead plants, Jen.
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    She skipped a month? Those numbers are all over the place and make zero sense. All this just to hide her plummeting Patron numbers. :shifty:
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    Who is she parroting with this daylight savings rant?

    $449.85 for donation. Still no proof of where this number came from. What happened to her $550 number?

    The charity jar lid flew off and almost hit her in the face. Is that karma?

    :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 10/3/2024, 16:47) 
    I remember in high school having to write fake radio commercials using a list of popular slang from the 1920s war era. Stuff like "the bees knees" was on there, and "applesauce" meant bad or something. :lol:

    Phrases granny Jen would absolutely love. She doesn't even enjoy 70/80s slang, it's literally 100 year old 1920s flapper war era sounding crap she loves saying. Where on earth does a 40 year old even learn that?

    And yet she has absolutely no clue what anything modern means and misuses it like an alien who just landed. Even with her IG addiction and scrolling 24/7.

    Utter and complete freak.

    She literally says "this is the bees knees!" in today's video.

    :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (VeganLeather @ 10/3/2024, 19:36) 
    I would love to get a list of Gene’s weird/old saying that she uses with alarming frequency:
    -flapping her trap
    -pleased as punch
    -rumpus — technically misused but still used way too much
    -ablutions

    Feel free to add your own

    Didn't she refer to one of her walks as a constitutional before? :lol:

    Trimming the tree sounds dated as hell.

    Metropolis... like she's some farm girl who just wandered into the big city for the first time on a horse carriage.

    She got provisions for one of her camping trips.
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    She's not having a "tent mate" or sharing with anyone. She will 100% chicken out... again.

    She never mentioned her "volunteer" experience ever again, even though it was suppose to be monumental for her. :lol:
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    I remember in high school having to write fake radio commercials using a list of popular slang from the 1920s war era. Stuff like "the bees knees" was on there, and "applesauce" meant bad or something. :lol:

    Phrases granny Jen would absolutely love. She doesn't even enjoy 70/80s slang, it's literally 100 year old 1920s flapper war era sounding crap she loves saying. Where on earth does a 40 year old even learn that?

    And yet she has absolutely no clue what anything modern means and misuses it like an alien who just landed. Even with her IG addiction and scrolling 24/7.

    Utter and complete freak.
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