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| That is what SHE has been conditioned to think. Everything she does is her pretending to be dainty.
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| Was there an odour in the air? 
You can tell she's been binging on salt tabs again. Already bloated and shiny for her Gideons treat. |
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| "I did it!!!"
Every single time. Does she actually doubt for a second she won't make it? Is she scared those bunions and granny hip will finally give out and she'll collapse before getting to the finish line? |
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| Still seething over the photo pass pics and the fact that anyone (the Bakery) can see them. 
Go have another croissant and protein smoothie, Jenny. |
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| She's showing her protein smoothies again. She Hulk will be bursting out of her Crowned Athletics outfits soon.
A massive smoothie fills her up... for 2-3 hours. Then she'll have lunch.  |
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| "I watched some tv! Are you proud of me!?"
She's still pretending she doesn't binge watch 25 seasons of shows per month?
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| Her body positivity nonsense in the middle of spamming RunDisney crap? Crying over a Reel?
She doesn't have a fat stomach! She has a uterus! 😤 |
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| | Jen is beefier than Peter Pan. He's probably jealous. |
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| Their old house was gorgeous, especially the kitchen.
The new house is 100% giving Jen Ross' moldy flip house. Everything is flimsy, grey, and empty. He even wants to get swivel chairs to shove in front of the fireplace.  |
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| She's spamming IG this trip. It's just not fun without showing off sharing. |
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| That ginormous shadow is enough to cause an eclipse.
She's already begging people to come say hi... again. |
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| | That's the body of a dainty little waif who grazes on apples and hummus, obviously. 😤 |
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| She truly doesn't DO anything. It's always her robotic routine. Morning hike so she can galavant around town and buy all the snacks and treats and stickers by noon. Then she scurries off to the airbnb to settle in. She pretends she's not hungry and will graze on hummus and kombucha...
I kind of suspect she door dashes in a massive feast for 6 when she's at these airbnbs, she just never mentions it. Always so excited to settle in for the night. Does she just sit there staring at the walls while having carrots and hummus? Please. |
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| That freak is buying gifts (chocolate) for the airline crew now...
She saw one of her IG friends do it first, of course. |
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