The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by ExtremelyWaryOfSquirrels

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    So far there have been things that are “pretty illegal” and “extremely illegal”.

    I didn’t know legality fell into those types of degrees.
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    QUOTE (zizizouzou @ 11/5/2020, 00:13) 
    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 10/5/2020, 22:22) 
    *Waiting till ziz finds out Jill chose to be called 'mummy'*

    :1485540604:

    :hearty-laugh:

    I'm confused, why would she do that? Is she like Kristina Braly who thinks British words are fancier?

    What is this obsession some Americans have with Brits? We're really not that special.

    Agreed, we really aren’t :lol:
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    Just in case anyone wonders (though who the eff am I? LOL) I changed my name...I was just watching the Oregon vlog and saw her mention she was “Extremely Wary of Squirrels“ and that just seemed like a better name than GlossyGal (which was lazily chosen because I really like lipgloss!)
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 10/5/2020, 23:10) 
    Did Teets say "Did you tell them about the new house?" That implies that there is a specific house that she's introduced them to.

    giphy_177

    Wait...what? Did I miss that? New house?
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    QUOTE (Bunsys Blanket @ 10/5/2020, 17:15) 
    I cant paste to the forum so im sorry if this has been covered and I missed it.. BUT... on her Amazon haul video, a jenfender said to someone " Did you learn that behavior or tactic at the bakery " or something like that.

    So if Jen didnt know abt the bakery, she does now

    I had to go and take a look for this and laughed my ass off when the person replied “WTF are you talking about? I don’t work at a bakery - you are beyond bizarre” :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (Brushmyhair @ 10/5/2020, 14:36) 
    It is sad this is how she chooses to spend Mother’s Day.. and I wish everyone in here a happy Mother’s Day, unplugged!

    Exactly! Shouldn’t she be spending time with her children? CC must be due for brushing #2 by now..
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    I’m definitely getting to the point where I just don’t think I can follow her any longer.

    Remember a few posts back when I said that maybe she was broken or maybe she’s just a dick? Yeah, she’s just a dick.
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    QUOTE (Popppp @ 9/5/2020, 23:21) 
    Jen has 178,000 followers on YouTube- the place that makes $$

    Lazy Jen needs to learn how to braid hair

    Yeah, she has a much bigger following on YT, she only has 62k on IG. Which is another demonstration of priorities being out of whack. She does way more on IG than on YouTube yet YouTube is her “job”. Of course you have to update across multiple platforms when you’re an “influencer” (l almost vomited in my own mouth when I typed that) but if one platform has a much bigger following AND is where the money comes from, then everything else should supplement that and channel the viewer to that platform.
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    QUOTE (JustHereForThePopcorn @ 9/5/2020, 22:57) 
    I remember as a child (in the late 60s) having little neighborhood children all play together. We were all young (4 to 7 or so),but while most were decently dressed, faces relatively clean, there always seemed to be one family of kids with dirty hands, faces, runny noses and uncombed hair. My Mom would tell them to go home and wash up...being the blunt person she has always been. To this day I do not understand why a parent does not attend to their child's appearance. A bar of soap costs nothing. A dirty, unkempt child has always looked either poor, or uncared for.

    That being said, I am sure Jens kids are bathed, and they have cute enough clothes. But Jen is on a slippery slope...and ahe appears to be taking her kids right along with her. Just my opinion.

    I think thats pretty accurate. She’s completely overwhelmed, completely unable to cope with this phase of her life and so somehow her priorities have ended up even more out of whack than they’ve ever been before.

    Her priority is to ensure that CC isn’t weighed down by societal expectation (massive fucking eye roll right here) rather than making her look presentable in front of 60k followers who are (at least partially)concerned.

    Shes prioritising her “me” time over everything else, prioritising her “literal job” over the safety of her family by constantly showing the children, prioritising getting exactly what she wants over her business relationship with Erin Condren.

    Maybe she’s just broken.

    Or... maybe she’s a dick. Could go either way at this point :lol:
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 9/5/2020, 22:28) 
    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 9/5/2020, 22:27) 
    She better never show us or mention brushing Winnie again or she won’t here the end of it.

    Have you seen Winnie lately? No one in that house is getting brushed any more. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    I was actually going to ask whether anyone had seen if Winnie was still being groomed. I guess I should have known the answer.
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    It’s yet more proof that Jen hates being told what to do.

    If multiple people were messaging me on social media saying my kid’s hair needed brushing I’d be MORTIFIED.
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    Winnie is a dog that on multiple occasions we saw mush her own face into the couch and she never looked as unkempt as CC does.

    Winnie ran wild.

    Winnie was untamed.

    Winnie still looked presentable.

    You’re fooling no one Jen. Brush your child’s hair and when you’re done, brush your OWN.
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    QUOTE (ForgottenTheo @ 8/5/2020, 22:41) 
    QUOTE (GlossyGal @ 5/8/2020, 10:26 PM) 
    She literally just said it in the video. Repeated it twice, didn’t know how to pronounce it. Standard.

    STOP!! Now, I have to watch this video. XD

    So you don’t have to sit through the whole thing, start at 10:30 - she actually only says it once, I oversold it 😂
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    In her little budget speech, she’s talking about how she overshopped and she’s like..you know when a dog does something bad and you talk to it and it won’t look at you? That.
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    QUOTE (ForgottenTheo @ 8/5/2020, 22:25) 
    So Toni is her new obsession. How long do you think it will take Jen to start talking about Kamut flour?

    She literally just said it in the video. Repeated it twice, didn’t know how to pronounce it. Standard.
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