The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by HelloGorgeous

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    QUOTE (Cookie224 @ 6/5/2020, 23:49) 
    Thanks to whoever posted the video with the dead bird in the bed.. what the hell was that? Do you all think that Don's family placed it there? It was truly disturbing, how can there be a perfectly made bed and a dead bird stuck under the pillow!? They must have been delighted with Jen showing that to the whole world ahah

    Aunt Julie stepped out of line and received the dead bird. Just like the horse head. That Raven cult is wacky.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 6/5/2020, 21:27) 
    She's trying to say, "It's not contaminated by YOUR dirty children"

    even though her children look like their might be flies circling them

    QUOTE (StillChloeKnockoffs @ 6/5/2020, 21:51) 
    QUOTE (HelloGorgeous @ 5/6/2020, 03:48 PM) 
    I'm always suspicious when bakers act just like her.

    Are bakers saying they're super private and then taking photos of themselves spread eagle??? Shame ladies, shame.

    Now you have made me suspicious of you. :P
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 6/5/2020, 21:25) 
    QUOTE (HelloGorgeous @ 6/5/2020, 14:56) 
    I think its Jen doing it. Monetizing the hate. The bakery has been busy lately and Jen conveniently has not been around on IG. There are a lot of Jen-like people here who get butt hurt over the simplest of things. It is always amazed me how people come here to rag on Jen then the moment they don't like something they get passive-aggressive and stomp their feet and pout just like her. I have side-eye for some people here and think they have to be Jen stirring the pot to get more viewers and in turn more money. Come out, come out, whoever you are.

    I don't think it's Jen herself, but there are a lot of closeted Jenions here. I wouldn't be surprised if one or two "friends of the fam" are here, either.

    I'm also like 99.8% certain Jen reads here now. It's effecting what she chooses to share on IG, for sure.

    I'm always suspicious when bakers act just like her.
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    QUOTE (Popppp @ 6/5/2020, 20:49) 
    QUOTE (FridgeInGarage @ 6/5/2020, 20:35) 
    okay so I was watching some old vlogs and Jen mentions she and Don are going to a housewarming party of their friends who moved to Wisconsin. And the user called princess who first told the bakery about Don's Tinder had IP address from Wisconsin. (meanwhile, the second person had IP address close to the Rosses) Do you think their friend was the one who leaked the Tinder photo and all that? must be someone close to them who knows them

    and Jen used to always talk about how her friend helped her a lot with the counseling and talking out about things. this is crazy if her friend was the one who talked about Tinder stuff because then it means that Jen is definitely not the one who did it but actually her 'helpful' friend who was probably the only friend she had. lol

    I believe BOTH posters who posted the Tinder pics had IP’s very close to Jen’s house??? Meaning it was possible for them to see Don on Tinder being local

    I think its Jen doing it. Monetizing the hate. The bakery has been busy lately and Jen conveniently has not been around on IG. There are a lot of Jen-like people here who get butt hurt over the simplest of things. It is always amazed me how people come here to rag on Jen then the moment they don't like something they get passive-aggressive and stomp their feet and pout just like her. I have side-eye for some people here and think they have to be Jen stirring the pot to get more viewers and in turn more money. Come out, come out, whoever you are.
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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 6/5/2020, 18:49) 
    On the flip side, if we divorced, my husband would happily give me full custody of our cat hahaha

    The cat would demand emancipation.
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    QUOTE (IDon'tEatSugar @ 6/5/2020, 18:33) 
    She looks greasy in the stories today.


    Mr. Sugar and I have gotten into arguments before about who gets our fur babies if we were ever to divorce. Like our marriage is fine but the discussion leads to actual fights. :5153:

    My marriage is great. 5 kids, we all work, we have a prenup. We would each have 50/50 custody of children unless someone developed a mental defect and could not properly care for the children and then the children would never be taken away from someone else. There would be supervision. The dog, on the other hand, did cause a tiff and now we never speak of it. She is mine. She isn't his or the kids' dog, she is mine, and under no circumstances will anyone take her from me. She was a gift given to me by my dad when I finished my tour overseas and while it was a sore spot because everyone loves her. She is mine and I am hers. :P
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    QUOTE (talkaboutit @ 6/5/2020, 18:22) 
    I hope Don hit her in the only way it'd hurt her, and is taking Winnie part time too. :smoking-smiley-face:

    I love my husband but if he took my dog, hell would have no fury.
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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 6/5/2020, 18:09) 
    Maybe EC ran out of Rose Gold planner coils. Therefore Jen is struggling with the thought of having to open the Gold :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic coil planner?

    All she writes in her planners are to wake up, have a bath, be gentle with herself, and to set a reminder to write in her planner to prove she has responsibilities.
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    QUOTE (Lucky_Me @ 6/5/2020, 17:03) 
    Who knows what's going on. Maybe she lost a wheel on her rollerblades, maybe Don is getting more custody, maybe she found a gray hair.

    It is usually something stupid. Maybe she received a Winter Fortune Cookie box when it is definitely Spring.
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    QUOTE (Splurgysplurge @ 6/5/2020, 16:00) 
    All the money on Swarovski junk, the tiny animals he would come home with :mocking_smiley_emoticon: she could have bought a Birkin or fed a small country for a year. Who buys that stuff?

    It's a flex. It doesn't matter what they buy, they just buy. Even if it is junk, Jen was constantly showing off Target and complete junk and everyone was jealous.
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    QUOTE (ShitQuotePwincess @ 6/5/2020, 09:11) 
    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 6/5/2020, 07:58) 
    Jen spent Don’s money on horrible stuff.

    Don spends Don's money on horrible stuff. :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    It is Don's money to spend though. Let the man have his smoker and a hundred pounds of beef. He brings in the money.
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    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 6/5/2020, 03:23) 
    QUOTE (HelloGorgeous @ 5/5/2020, 05:59 PM) 
    Yes, but look what we say here. Can we judge Don, when stuff here is 100x worse. This is why I give a guy a chance.

    Fuck yeah, we can judge Don.
    Based on what DON put out.

    And we will.
    Trust.


    ETA: On that note and because it's Festivus, I'm gonna air a grievance.
    I didn't come here for about three weeks because of shit like this.
    I get it.
    It hurts some souls to read some of the stuff that's written here.
    Hell, some of it hurts mine, like when someone hopes Jen suffers (written in all caps) for the rest of her life.
    But what I don't do is tell people what to post.
    If I don't like it, I scroll right on by.
    And if I really, really don't like it, I leave for a while and wallow in some ME time.
    But this forum...and the one before it...and the one before that...were created for us to vent.
    And we don't all vent in the same way.
    Yes, some assholes copy and paste the stuff we say here and that's how shit gets back to Jen.
    She doesn't read here.
    She doesn't have to.
    Because....assholes.
    But I'm pretty much going to say any damn thing I want about those who have freely put themselves online.
    I'm going to say it all here.
    It feels GOOD to say it.
    And some people (seems to be fewer and fewer) crack me right up.
    And I appreciate the laughter.
    And have for a decade or so

    So, I might suggest if you have a problem with things that are said here based on what we have seen over that decade or so you do one of two things:
    1. Learn more about Don and Jen and Gravy and Jill and Poopsie and the Melissas and join in
    2. Stay off the forum so as not to get your feelings hurt.

    My 'can we judge Don', was rhetorical just in case that was missed.
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 6/5/2020, 03:19) 
    QUOTE (Delusionallikejen @ 6/5/2020, 02:06) 
    I feel like Jen could come out with a video wearing perfect make up, hair brushed, the kids are praying in the corner, and her office and house completely clean with Don frolicking around with Winnie and this forum will still shred it to pieces. The girl can't win

    I think the bar is so low right now that if Jen even just ran a comb through her hair and managed to upload something (ANYTHING) on a Tuesday and Friday, the Bakery would throw her an online parade.

    I'm going to need confirmation that she, as well as her children, have been aggressively cleansed before I go crazy with a parade.
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    QUOTE (narcissistic1% @ 6/5/2020, 02:55) 
    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 5/5/2020, 10:18 PM) 
    If someone dates him now, I hope they bring tip money and are able to pay for health care, since that's the only way they would deserve health care.
    Also, I hope they like theological discussions over a Bazinga coffee cup on the daily.

    Yes Don is ugly inside. I would never date him. That is the stuff he said out loud. People like him think much worse. But hey look at at the serial killers in America who have ladies wanting to date them.

    Yes, but look what we say here. Can we judge Don, when stuff here is 100x worse. This is why I give a guy a chance.
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    QUOTE (Littlemissgossip @ 6/5/2020, 02:16) 
    QUOTE (Distinctly Single @ 6/5/2020, 01:43) 
    This comment wins!

    I love that y’all watch Schitts Creek! My people

    If you did not cry like a baby when Patrick sang Simply the Best, then we cannot be friends, ever.

    QUOTE (doughy @ 6/5/2020, 02:17) 
    QUOTE (Landyn's One Eye @ 5/5/2020, 05:48 PM) 
    Don looks like Mark David Chapman.

    OOOO.MMMMMM.GGGGGGG--he DOES!!! It's been making me crazy because I couldn't figure out who he reminded me of! THANK YOU - this will be one less thing thing that swirls thru my brain at 3am during the 322nd evening of quarantine. Bless you!

    You're thinking about Don at 3 am? Is he wearing Speedo's? We might have the same thoughts.
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