The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by TheHairyChild

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    I’m watching Emma Chamberlain’s new video and she and her stylist got turned away from a restaurant in Paris because they weren’t dressed chic enough. And then they went back to their hotel restaurant, and they almost got turned away there, but they told them that she was staying at their hotel so then they were able to get a table.

    I hope if Jen is going to Paris, she has similar experiences, lol!
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    The switches in the bathroom seems odd. Like there is a bad reason they are in her bathroom. There are obviously plenty of outlets that are more accessible for the children.
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    QUOTE (YoYoWhaaatYooow @ 4/26/2024, 07:33 PM) 
    I apologize, I have not read the comments from others yet so this may have come up but what the holy hell is a sift and sort. When you sift something you basically end up with the same thing. And when you sort in my mind you just put like things together. So literally you move shit around. I made it through 10 minutes and had to move on, no one has time for her brand of stupidity. She takes no pride in anything. Including herself. She needs an intervention.

    Yes, another episode of Jen moving her crap around. She added a few drawer organizers from her basement bin hoard. She barely got rid of anything (besides her fallen out hair).

    I feel like if you have that much hair everywhere….there might be something wrong. She should go to a doctor and see an actual hair professional who takes care of people’s hair all day everyday. Is the reason she refuses to go to a salon because she is embarrassed about her hair? I mean, she goes for acupuncture, massages, stretching, a physical therapist, a trigger point person….I’m sure I’m missing some members of her care team…

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/26/2024, 07:46 PM
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    She really should use the Dyson airwrap. I just bought one a couple of months ago, and it makes it so much easier to do my hair.

    Also…I don’t understand why her hair is everywhere….
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    It’s like when she was in her phase of posting on IG and always writing “I love you” or whatever the eff it was. And then her daily running challenge where she had to post a selfie everyday. So now she is on some weird croissant project.

    She has too much free time, and too much solitary time. It’s not healthy.
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    She sounds like she’s drunk or on something.

    Also….I don’t like that tiny house. There’s too much “stuff” and soft fabrics and surfaces to trap strangers’ grime and germs. Yuck.

    And she must hate/really resent her kids. The way she goes over the moon about these airbnbs, but does next to nothing to make her house nice.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/24/2024, 05:26 PM
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    It can be hard to know when the right time is.
    Dogs are the best
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    Sorry about your dog :( Although it’s wonderful you got 18 years with her <3
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 4/22/2024, 12:47 AM) 
    QUOTE (JuliaSugarbaker @ 22/4/2024, 00:35) 
    I hate that picture so much. She was in her 20's then & she needed to be pushed around in a wheelchair. It's offensive to every person who truly has to use a wheelchair.

    Honestly it’s the blanket for me- I don’t fault her for using the wheelchair, but I do fault her for (in her mind) cosplaying an actual disabled person for attention.

    Yeah, the blanket really takes it over the edge. She’s so creepy.
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 4/22/2024, 12:13 AM) 
    …I'm offended by the way she wastes money…
    I'm sure in a few years Jen will unearth those purchases, still NWT, from a bin and act bewildered as to how she accumulated 800 Disney t-shirts.

    I’m offended by the way she spends money. I remember when she bought the mausoleum, people here were posting listings of houses that were in her price range, and were sooooo much nicer. It’s annoying what a great house and vacations and experiences and everything she could have….and this is the way she chooses to spend her considerable wealth. It’s actually pretty nauseating if I think about it too much. She is an idiot with zero taste in anything. Which is interesting because she supposedly comes from a NYC “theater” family with money….so you would imagine they would have some sort of taste…..but then we see Jen spending her money on a rumpus vehicle, stickers and Disney crap instead of decorating her house or doing something with her huge yard.

    Those crazy eyes….yikes.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/22/2024, 12:25 AM
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/21/2024, 11:46 PM) 
    Maybe I’m just a cranky dinosaur from the olden days, but I was always taught that flaunting wealth and privilege was crass. Jen’s entire existence is based on doing just that. What a crasshole.

    She has zero class (or taste). I don’t comment on her IG, but I wanted to say something when she was showing off how long her shopping receipt was. She is so freaking obnoxious and unlikeable.

    Even when she is showing her food, she has to be like “this is the best chicken ever”. Shut up. It’s chicken. Why can’t you just say it’s delicious? (Or in Jen speak, “delightful”) Why do you have to claim it’s the best ever?

    Also…..a full grown adult wearing jewelry of logos is……extremely odd. There is seriously something wrong with her.
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    I sure hope she paid for Marissa’s meal.
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    It’s weird. At that 3/4 view from the back, her hip bunion is as big as her ass. Her butt is pretty flat considering how big it is.
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    The seams in the ass area of those jeans are holding on for dear life.
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    And I do feel a little bad about talking about her excess weight…..but she makes it so hard not to. She is obsessed with food and her body and posts about it all the freaking time. And combine that….with her absolute smugness about her excess of money, her compulsive shopping, and the amount of freetime she has, and how self-absorbed she is…….ugh. She’s really hard to stomach.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/20/2024, 02:55 AM
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