The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by TheHairyChild

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    So…she’s getting routine health screenings and making a big deal about it. Probably a mammogram and some routine bloodwork. Whoopdeedo.

    About medical screenings: “people are talking more and more about it but not as much.” What does that even mean?

    It looks like she has gained another fold on her eyelid. Weird. Her whole eye area looks gross to me.

    I swear, I’m ten years older than her, but I look ten years younger than her.
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    I’ve never seen anyone at the gym, or out running, in one of those skirts/skorts.

    I really am curious how much money she has. She is spending like crazy. (To the point she has to tell herself not to buy any more DVC or whatever the Disney timeshares are called). It’s got to be well over 5 million. I bet she’s not even touching the principal. Anything she spends is alimony/child support/Patreon/interest/dividends. Ugh. I’m terrible, but I’d love her to get scammed by a Bernie Madoff type guy, so she has to get a job and actually support herself.
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    Didn’t she just buy them new bikes last year?
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    Also, the kids can’t even reach their candy. Maybe this is weird, but when I was a kid and got candy, my parents let me keep it and eat it whenever I wanted. Even at Halloeen when I had an entire bag of it. She gives then Pez and sticks them in the back of the cupboard. She is so controlling.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 5/11/2024, 06:31 PM
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    She’s put on a good 15+ pounds and has bought a ridiculous amount of Crowned Athletics clothing. And she is on a strange croissant kick for some reason. She goes on hikes and walks and photographs herself with them. She still hates her kids.
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    I wanna know why she hasn’t gotten that fiber thing above her bed rehung.
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 5/11/2024, 02:43 PM) 
    The prints, well they are nice. But the kind of nice that when you see them framed in a store, you think nice. And keep walking. They are not art work, they are nice photographs. If your day core leans that way, ocean wave, sunsets, go for it. She just latches onto people someone else has mentioned and decides his/her artwork is perfect. Meanwhile, she has a stack of art in the basement that she was going to hang, some in the dining room, blather, blather, blather.

    Also….like a robot, she finds one style she likes, and decides she’s going to decorate the bathroom, her bedroom, and the dining room all with the same style of prints. She has to overdo everything. It’s mental. She does it with EVERYTHING. Croissants, hiking, Disney, Crown Atheletics, Peloton gear, mugs, Ritual chocolate, the stupid running shoe ornaments, 90210.

    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 5/11/2024, 03:10 PM) 
    She has REAL paintings in her hoard and she's going to pay $500 to frame a cotton candy wave photo from Instagram. Moron.

    I remember there was one painting of a woman’s face that a relative did which was actually pretty nice. It was interesting anyway.
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    Nothing against Christian Schaefer, or that other photographer…..but when she is finally going to buy some artwork, of course it has to be from a YouTube influencer. (Has she ever hung up the weird dog print?) I’m sure she found out about the artist of that Winnie painting from social media too. How did she get a degree in art history and come away with next to no apppreciation for art? She has the money to go to a galleries and buy great stuff. But she buys prints from YouTubers, and complains about the price of framing.

    Her house is screaming for some big, beautiful rugs. Especially the bedroom. Both for visual aesthetics, but also for sound. But the only rugs she has bought are too small and are cheap mass produced, generic looking ones.

    It kills me how bad she is at spending money lol
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    Her Ritual chocolate hoard is insane.
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    They aren’t big dessert kids, but she has an entire shelf full of candy, and half of the freezer drawer is full of ice cream treats. I don’t understand.
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    Quality content. She is going through her cupboards looking at expiration dates on her cans. Riveting.
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 5/10/2024, 06:25 PM) 
    She looks like a few Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck together.

    Omg, that’s hilarious!
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    Watching….and just had to jump in….
    She gets asked about her underwear a lot? Really?!
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    Those jeans were totally digging into her crotch. Ugh.
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    Omg, Donny’s scrapbook photos never fail to crack me up!!
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