The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by TheHairyChild

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    QUOTE (Free CC @ 5/4/2024, 12:05 PM) 
    How do you walk buy a Polly Pocket vending machine and say your 8 year old self would have died over how cool that is while having a LITERAL 8 year old daughter at home and not buy her one?!? Wtf is actually wrong with her????

    I am shocked and nothing about her really shocks me anymore. What's really scary is she doesn't even see how terrible that is. She openly shares what an absolute awful Mother she is. Such a vile person. Yuck

    It wouldn’t surprise me if she bought a Polly Pocket for herself.
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    The way she talks like she has some super spidey sense for dangerous situations and she’d just know and get herself out of the situation sounds a little victim blamey. Like she’s stays safe because she’s so smart and has such good intuition or something. It’s gross.

    Edit: But to be fair, I didn’t really follow what she was saying. Sounded like word salad to me.
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    Everyday is yes day for Charlotte and Donny because Jen graciously takes time out of her busy day to feed them and drive them to school. The disconnect she has for those kids is something to behold. The kids she chose to have. She views money and time spent on them as time and money being taken from what is hers. She views it as a great sacrifice.
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    Yeah….what were the $200 mugs and $800 teapot if not gifts for herself?
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    She is so awful.

    She has the painting of Winnie centered in her house so she is reminded of her constantly. Compare that with putting her kids photos in the powder room, lol! Also….I know everybody deals with grief differently. But I think it is a little screwed up that she made notes from Winnie to give to her kids on Christmas. I feel like that might really confuse them, and/or make them sad in the future when they find out Winnie isn’t floating around watching over them. That’s probably why they still have the leash and beds out. They might not want to get rid of them because they don’t want to hurt Winnie’s feelings because they think she is watching over them or something. Is Jen going to write them notes from Winnie at other times, or was the Christmas note a one-time thing?

    How in the world is she constantly buying stuff for herself…but can still say that she doesn’t buy gifts for herself? Even at Christmas she buys herself lego sets and stuff for her own stocking. If she doesn’t wrap it up, does she not consider it a gift for herself?

    So the fat on her midsection is there because it is protecting her uterus. What about the cellulite on her calves, her bunion-like saddlebags, and her big ass? Is her precious uterus causing that as well?

    Is she such a good liar that she can make herself believe her crap? Or is she just dumb?

    Also, her couch is such a piece of crap. The upholstery is so wrinkled and loose, even on the arms of the couch. She throws money away on such crap. (And stuff she barely uses, like a top of the line backpacking tent and camping gear).

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 5/2/2024, 05:43 PM
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    Weird. (About “cleaning” denim)
    Off topic, but it’s annoying how much better clothing used to be made. Especially sweaters. Now it seems like if you want a decent sweater that doesn’t look like crap after wearing it a handful of times you have to pay hundreds of dollars, and even then it’s no guarantee.
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    QUOTE (Queen Cheese @ 4/30/2024, 01:42 AM) 
    I watched this episode of Ellen years ago and they were talking about really good denim only washing your jeans 1 or 2 times a year I was like wtf

    now I don't care who u are that's just nasty but im sure beefy sweats and diva cup bleeds on everything and barely washes things

    I’ve heard that about high end denim as well. How?! Like, it still must get dirty. I don’t understand.
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    Also….looser jeans seem to be what is in fashion right now. But Jen has to wear tight everything.
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    I’m watching Emma Chamberlain’s new video and she and her stylist got turned away from a restaurant in Paris because they weren’t dressed chic enough. And then they went back to their hotel restaurant, and they almost got turned away there, but they told them that she was staying at their hotel so then they were able to get a table.

    I hope if Jen is going to Paris, she has similar experiences, lol!
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    The switches in the bathroom seems odd. Like there is a bad reason they are in her bathroom. There are obviously plenty of outlets that are more accessible for the children.
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    QUOTE (YoYoWhaaatYooow @ 4/26/2024, 07:33 PM) 
    I apologize, I have not read the comments from others yet so this may have come up but what the holy hell is a sift and sort. When you sift something you basically end up with the same thing. And when you sort in my mind you just put like things together. So literally you move shit around. I made it through 10 minutes and had to move on, no one has time for her brand of stupidity. She takes no pride in anything. Including herself. She needs an intervention.

    Yes, another episode of Jen moving her crap around. She added a few drawer organizers from her basement bin hoard. She barely got rid of anything (besides her fallen out hair).

    I feel like if you have that much hair everywhere….there might be something wrong. She should go to a doctor and see an actual hair professional who takes care of people’s hair all day everyday. Is the reason she refuses to go to a salon because she is embarrassed about her hair? I mean, she goes for acupuncture, massages, stretching, a physical therapist, a trigger point person….I’m sure I’m missing some members of her care team…

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/26/2024, 07:46 PM
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    She really should use the Dyson airwrap. I just bought one a couple of months ago, and it makes it so much easier to do my hair.

    Also…I don’t understand why her hair is everywhere….
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    It’s like when she was in her phase of posting on IG and always writing “I love you” or whatever the eff it was. And then her daily running challenge where she had to post a selfie everyday. So now she is on some weird croissant project.

    She has too much free time, and too much solitary time. It’s not healthy.
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    She sounds like she’s drunk or on something.

    Also….I don’t like that tiny house. There’s too much “stuff” and soft fabrics and surfaces to trap strangers’ grime and germs. Yuck.

    And she must hate/really resent her kids. The way she goes over the moon about these airbnbs, but does next to nothing to make her house nice.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/24/2024, 05:26 PM
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    It can be hard to know when the right time is.
    Dogs are the best
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