The Gossip Bakery

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    Sorry about your dog :( Although it’s wonderful you got 18 years with her <3
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 4/22/2024, 12:47 AM) 
    QUOTE (JuliaSugarbaker @ 22/4/2024, 00:35) 
    I hate that picture so much. She was in her 20's then & she needed to be pushed around in a wheelchair. It's offensive to every person who truly has to use a wheelchair.

    Honestly it’s the blanket for me- I don’t fault her for using the wheelchair, but I do fault her for (in her mind) cosplaying an actual disabled person for attention.

    Yeah, the blanket really takes it over the edge. She’s so creepy.
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 4/22/2024, 12:13 AM) 
    …I'm offended by the way she wastes money…
    I'm sure in a few years Jen will unearth those purchases, still NWT, from a bin and act bewildered as to how she accumulated 800 Disney t-shirts.

    I’m offended by the way she spends money. I remember when she bought the mausoleum, people here were posting listings of houses that were in her price range, and were sooooo much nicer. It’s annoying what a great house and vacations and experiences and everything she could have….and this is the way she chooses to spend her considerable wealth. It’s actually pretty nauseating if I think about it too much. She is an idiot with zero taste in anything. Which is interesting because she supposedly comes from a NYC “theater” family with money….so you would imagine they would have some sort of taste…..but then we see Jen spending her money on a rumpus vehicle, stickers and Disney crap instead of decorating her house or doing something with her huge yard.

    Those crazy eyes….yikes.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/22/2024, 12:25 AM
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/21/2024, 11:46 PM) 
    Maybe I’m just a cranky dinosaur from the olden days, but I was always taught that flaunting wealth and privilege was crass. Jen’s entire existence is based on doing just that. What a crasshole.

    She has zero class (or taste). I don’t comment on her IG, but I wanted to say something when she was showing off how long her shopping receipt was. She is so freaking obnoxious and unlikeable.

    Even when she is showing her food, she has to be like “this is the best chicken ever”. Shut up. It’s chicken. Why can’t you just say it’s delicious? (Or in Jen speak, “delightful”) Why do you have to claim it’s the best ever?

    Also…..a full grown adult wearing jewelry of logos is……extremely odd. There is seriously something wrong with her.
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    I sure hope she paid for Marissa’s meal.
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    It’s weird. At that 3/4 view from the back, her hip bunion is as big as her ass. Her butt is pretty flat considering how big it is.
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    The seams in the ass area of those jeans are holding on for dear life.
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    And I do feel a little bad about talking about her excess weight…..but she makes it so hard not to. She is obsessed with food and her body and posts about it all the freaking time. And combine that….with her absolute smugness about her excess of money, her compulsive shopping, and the amount of freetime she has, and how self-absorbed she is…….ugh. She’s really hard to stomach.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/20/2024, 02:55 AM
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    She’s only going to continue getting worse. This patreon shit is making her feel like she is a “guru” and she thinks everything she says is her generously imparting her wisdom on her loyal wonderers and the lowly 99%s.
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    What if you haven’t had children and aren’t “over the hill”?

    What does this even mean?!! Most women have a uterus. And they have a wide range of body types. Having a uterus doesn’t automatically make you chunky. Yes…women have “fat pads” in various areas that men don’t have. And women naturally have more fat than men. But I don’t think that is what she is talking about….. pretty much ALL women have a uterus, except for trans women, and women who have had a hysterectomy. And women have all sorts of body types. Not all women who have had children are chunky.

    I swear, even when she thinks she is being motivating or aspirational….or I don’t even know what she is trying to be…..she is toxic.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/20/2024, 02:13 AM
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    I think her arms look the chunkiest they have ever looked…and I feel like her arms are probably her most flattering feature. But also, she is probably bloated from all the Disney junk food and her sucking down “electrolytes/salt”.
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 4/20/2024, 01:21 AM) 
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 20/4/2024, 00:53) 
    She looked absolutely svelte in her post partum family-friendly swimming costume compared to how she looks now. That’s not your uterus….girl.

    Also….she says she needs to eat more to lose weight (I think that’s what she said….) So….clearly she doesn’t need to be eating more….besides eating more protein which we have been saying for years……but….did she just actually admit that she wants to lose weight?

    Sort of. What she said was that not eating enough is making her gain weight.

    Okay, thank you for the correction.
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    Hey Jen! Hi! You’re clearly reading here while you’re at the most magical place on Earth, or whatever it is called. Tens had THREE! pregnancies. And her uterus isn’t making her look fat at all. In fact, I bet there are plenty of people in their twenties who wish they had her body. (I wish I did, lol!) And she is the same age as you!

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/20/2024, 01:21 AM
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    Geno’s entire eye area is ruined. It’s looking really bad even with all of her filtering. It doesn’t seem like she is going grey, but besides that…..she looks like she is 50. Not 40.
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    Also, if she got Taylor Swift concert tickets in Europe…..I won’t be able to stand the levels of her smug. Grrr.

    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 4/20/2024, 12:43 AM) 
    I’ve never looked at a FUPA and thought “there’s a uterus!” You can’t see internal organs, you daft cow.

    Right….like….even super skinny women have uteri (and intestines, stomachs, livers, etc, lol)……it’s not like only fat people have a uterus.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/20/2024, 01:05 AM
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