The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by TheHairyChild

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    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 4/5/2024, 10:16 PM) 
    CC always looks like her mother smells

    She lights up when she is with Tens!
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/5/2024, 09:10 PM) 
    The concierge service made the cruise, I quote, a "more communal experience". The exclusive club acted as a "gathering place".

    Communal for the especially rich, Jen. Away from all the other people (who aren't exactly poor considering the cost of a Disney cruise). It's paid-for segregation. Don't use hippie terminology to pretend it was a chill, everybody-is-welcome, open-doors experience. I cannot with this sea witch tonight.

    Reminds me of when she talks about her 90210 “community”. Jen has NO community whatsoever unless she is paying people to be nice to her. That’s it. And that’s what she thinks community is. It’s pathetic and gross.
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/5/2024, 08:56 PM) 
    Dawny lost one of is fox lovies on the ship as well. And Jen called the concierge service to find it. They brought it to their room just minutes later and she shows footage of herself and the kids giggling at the fact that the concierge found the fox so quickly. She's raising these kids to grow up into such privileged one-percenters.

    Update on the Concierge Lounge: a little past halfway through the video, she says she went there at least 3 times a day. :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:

    Good god she is obnoxious. I wonder if she’ll ever book anything but concierge after this.
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    QUOTE (Auxiliary Water @ 4/5/2024, 08:49 PM) 
    She lets her kids play by themselves in the shallow pool while she goes to another deck to stuff her face with apps from the concierge lounge.

    Thank you! Could not believe this!
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 4/5/2024, 11:16 PM) 
    She's confusing two idioms--"Worth it's weight in gold" (valuable) and "worth your salt" (good at your job). She's a moron.

    There you go. Thank you for explaining. I knew that salt used to be valuable at one time….but am not familiar with the saying “worth your salt”.
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/5/2024, 08:39 PM) 
    For anyone on the fence whether to watch this video or not: she's super smug in this one.

    Every single bit of concierge privilege is laid out. She's so proud of herself for pushing the furniture on their veranda (it's just a balcony) so she could put down her yoga mat to do yoga in front of the water. I'm not even halfway through and already both over it but also unable to look away completely. Jenny looooves her divorce money concierge experience. She's feeling so special. The self-satisfaction is positively dripping from the screen.

    X1000! She also mentioned a couple of times that she’s gold level and the kids are silver level. And then showed the free swag she got for being a DVC member. And she had to mention that she get’s to use the United lounge at the airport. She is so effing obnoxious!!!!!
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    Sorry for my disjointed replies, but I’m watching and replying as I go….

    Jen….stop trying to make “it’s worth its weight in salt” happen. NOBODY says that. Yes, salt used to be expensive and a big deal. It’s not now. It’s cheap AF. Restaurants give it away for free. Gobs of it get thrown on streets and sidewalks in the winter. Knock it off.
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    Listening to her….you can almost see why there is a stereotype that rich people are obnoxious and insufferable. Even at their young ages….Jen can’t handle her kids, so they need private taxis, concierge, food brought to their room, etc. Whereas normal families make do with the 99%s, Jen can buy her way out of parenting and dealing with her kids.
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    QUOTE (Here for it @ 4/5/2024, 07:03 PM) 
    Omg this asshole still can’t pronounce Galveston! And now she has ME second guessing how to pronounce it! 😡 I hate her.

    OMG!! Me too! I thought it was so stupid how she didn’t know how to pronounce it, and then after listening to her talking, I wasn’t sure how to pronounce it! She is officially rotting my brain.

    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 4/5/2024, 07:17 PM) 
    QUOTE (ifyourenotfamiliar @ 5/4/2024, 18:45) 
    She needs to stop calling herself a girl. She is literally middle age.

    It's especially jarring to hear her refer to herself as a "girl" when she looks ten+ years older than her age.

    There appears to be a twenty year age difference when Tens looks ten years younger and Jen looks ten years older.

    Jen definitely looks 10 years older. Tens looks her age, although with a fantastic body.

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/5/2024, 11:18 PM
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    Good lord! An hour and 25 minutes?!! And she’s not even really filming much of the cruise….just “b roll” stuff? So it will be mostly her talking at the camera? This woman is LONELY.
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    I wonder if she’ll have any spiritual experiences while in Sedona. Bet she’ll buy a crystal or something woo woo.
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    I bet Jen liked him looking the way he did when he was with her. I bet she thought it made her look better in comparison. And I could totally see her sabotaging him as far as weight loss and if he ever did take an interest in dressing more fashionably.
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    I wouldn’t call him attractive, but he’s definitely had a glow up from when he was with Jen. Even his skin-tone/complexion looks healthier.

    He’s definitely more of a catch than Jenbo. He’s rich, has a full head of hair, tall(ish?). She really overestimated herself, and underestimated him when it comes to the dating pool.
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    Oh, and she decided she needed a new, positive adjective, so she uses “delightful” over and over again. Ugh. Stab me in the head.
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 3/29/2024, 08:25 PM) 
    New pet peeve: Her use of "historically" when she means "usually" or "generally."

    YES!! Omg.

    Another one: I can’t stand it when she turns adjectives into nouns (for example “deliciousness”)! I can’t stand her low grade, embarrassing pretentiousness. Like, she tries so hard to be pretentious, clever, cute, or exclusive, but she is so dumb, she can’t even manage that. I’m not familiar enough with the Jen canon to tell if that is something Jen came up with, or if that is something she adopted from the Rosses….but ugh. It peeves me. She does it over and over again.
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