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I am jumping on board the train late and have not read all the posts yet but did see Jens STUPID AF post and story
JEN people are dying left and right in Lake Michigan - the undertow is BAD, keep your kids away from the water, Jen you are STUPID and seriously your pics tell everyone (who knows the Lakefront) EXACTLY where you are - again JEN YOU Are STUPID -
1) your kids could easily wade in and get sucked under the current ( rip tide warning out)
2) your pics are telling everyone exactly what beach you are at, that is all - again Jen YOU ARE STUPID and IRRESPONSIBLE
and to everyone else hope you all are having the best September, to remember lol -
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Don't have much time to post on Jen's latest bs, but it looks like she is taking advantage of weed being legal in Illinois, she is making no sense nor content.
That is all, I have some chemo to get infused. Please Jen post some shit posts today to entertain me, or rant and scold us, those posts I like best !!!! lol
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.Of course she has to buy all the accessories and extras for her new toy. I don't think she even uses the chest strap for the GoPro, IIRC. There's a huge apology that the video has no sound, which is unnecessary, because nobody cares to hear Jen and Don pontificate and bicker anyway. Do we even see the GoPro again after this day?
I don't recall anything she used the GoPro for after the raft/tube river situation, it was difficult back with that model of GoPro to edit it into videos (North Jr. had that version and got rid of it as soon as the new one that filmed without edges bending arrived, according to him that was one of the worst GoPro versions).
Hilarious she had to go to Walmart to get the correct SD card, wonder if the Best Buy salesperson was irritated by her probably pretentious attitude and gave her the wrong SD card on purpose. -
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Suzanne at 4:20 (note slight disdain in voice) speaks to Jen as one would to a young child regarding the D.V.B.L.T. (think Jen, where are you? how many times have you been here (many) think Jen - fairly clear this and many other Susznne to Jen comments that she (especially at this point of 8 years of going to Utah, and being around Jen period) views her as an annoying, clinging, and immature supporting character in this family.
I am sure Tens was a at least on some level a breath of fresh air for everyone, including Suzanne who can now speak to her DIL as she would any other adult
(Can't believe Jen left that in the video, it makes her look stupid, but I am sure Jen in the edit thought "how cute of me to ask that!" -
.I'm in Level 4 lockdown with zero takeaways allowed. Can we talk about benchtops?
I am so sorry, cases are increasing here too,
what countertops/benchtops would you like to discuss? It is 12 am in the State of Jen (so I am sure she has been asleep for about 5 hours already, but I am wide AWAKE!)
In the spring we will look at a remodel of the kitchen and dare I say that I do not know if I want quartz like Miserable Jen???
Apologies to anyone who is over talking about countertops, but we must support each other in times like these, and between Jen shit posts and scoldings and lockdowns
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.So here are my questions:
Do we think that Jen is getting some kind of discount to stay at the places she is staying? If not now, is that the end goal, to have endless free or greatly reduced airbnb's? Some influencers actually work for airbnb directly, and not for the rental person, so that may be an option.
Next, I think August is Jen's month. Whether she goes to the log prison or not (and I am saying now she does set foot there and sleep at least a night or two), she looks the best this month. Who can forget the striped sundress from last summer, the swimsuits and all that jazz. She gets tan in August, which for me as a pale girl would just make me look older, she has olive, easily tanned skin--and she flexes it in August. So tan, maybe she has been running instead of Peloton, which also makes her look a little more collar boned popped and toned. She is at her best in August. It tends to spill into September, but quickly evaporates into October, when it becomes all about her thighs, death warmed over look to her face and hair. We have to give her August.
I don't think she is getting a discount yet, one YOUTUBE travel couple finally got a discount (for them) if people booked from the discount code they offered in their links on the video, and that from what they disclosed did not come easily as everyone who stays at an Airbnb could put up a review on YouTube no matter what the channel content is, she is new to Airbnb travel, and would be surprised if she gets a code anytime soon, for that to happen a lot of people would have to request her specific locations and mention to Airbnb that is was because of her video or there was a noted increase in interest and BOOKING after a video, (a lot of people will click on the view the place, but actually putting $$$ down and staying is another thing
This is a phase, it may or may not last, Airbnb is certainly going to look at her channel and see the mess it is, and probably say no to having her rep them, this last video as actually depressing if one steps back at looks at the sum of its parts, and she went way too overboard on the first stay "review" and they at Airbnb are not stupid and noted that,
MrArthurRadley I think in JENS mind she is an awesome "solo" traveler, she again is a legend in her own mind in many areas of course. -
.How strange, I'm sure I saw that comment about Winnie and the wagon, but it's gone now!
But two people were moved to tears.
Another was proud of Jen for going in the cave.
Another asked, "Will your travels change after covid? I ask cus you don’t seem to like people around I assume that’s cus of covid."
And this:
Sam
You could also just buy a smaller house near nature, but ok.
laurah6381
??? Why would she need to do that? She lives in a suburb of Chicago and I’m sure her kids are settled and close to where their Dad is too. Also, it’s FUN to travel and explore NEW places!
I am sure she is watching the comments like a hawk and many which we have not seen are gone. Only rainbows and unicorns in Jens comment section allowed. -
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That last slide in the Instagram story would have been posted around 5 pm CST, ( (and my apologies as I am just catching up with the garbage disposal post, (at first glance that pile until it is studied looks like well, never mind also looking at it on my phone, so looks like a pile and not a pizza,)) ---
So ok um, the pizza post/s -- to me if that is Donny yammering in the background he sounds like he regressed upon return home in his speech skills, not a good sign, and that did not sound like anything decipherable whatsoever, I hope it was just "play" talk because I do not doubt those kids are having some trauma being back with Jen again. -
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It would have been hilarious after the cake bs, if one of the other real Melissa's had gone back to that shop and purchased that "BE NICE OR LEAVE" sign and anonymously wrapped it up and put it on Jen's side of the bed in the former marital bed with just a "TO JEN" on it, ---from ???
Jen of course has to point out the "broken" things (oven) which did cause them to purchase her a new oven - I am sure they are very happy to be rid of her whining when they are out in Utah, and in general. -
.Winnie hitting the water bong in the street. Her forced creepy smile while driving. Bringing her own frozen pizza wedges from home. She really has no friends. The music is copied from Trent and Allie, the winding road song. I did not understand the New Orleans music for street fair.
Yep, Epidemic Sound for her videos--- Kara and Nate ---(and Trent and Allie ((Utah couple who cannot build s#it and left their van in South America somewhere)) who I find annoying also)) do ridiculously dangerous things at times, also use Epidemic and cut a deal and did a big sponsorship with them and were featured by the company, and who she follows (Kara and Nate) and would not doubt she purchased Kara's editing class because I am seeing some of that early Kara edit in her (Jen's crap edits) also this company is headquartered in SWEDEN and invites YouTubers to visit there. Just interesting, NOTHING is original for JEN, NOTHING! -
.Okay, briefly, and not Jen related, properties rented through AirBnB or other services have a tiny window of time to clean the property, and therefore not everything is cleaned. If there is a dinner service for eight the housekeepers are not washing them in between guests, so if the prior guest did something to a plate and slipped it back into the stack, no one is the wiser. ALWAYS WASH ALL THE DISHES WHEN YOU ARRIVE.
The door codes are supposed to be changed between guests, however most of them are rotated through a small assortment, so a prior guest, who lives locally could swing by and keep checking the door until the code they were given comes around again.
There is no time to wash all the towels, if it looks like it wasn’t used, it isn’t washed. ALWAYS WASH ALL THE TOWELS WHEN YOU ARRIVE.
Prior guests can set up recording devices, it has happened at least once that I know of.
You cannot get jizz out of the carpet between guests. NEVER SIT ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE LOVELY FIREPLACE.
People are freaks, and like to be freaky in places other people have to clean.
Most hosts and guests are fine, some have interesting ideas about what constitutes clean, and what constitutes safe. Only you care about you. AirBnB has paid out over $50 million dollars in settlements EVERY YEAR.
Will just add that after having to travel weekly for work at my previous job and visiting many hotels (high end) I will say that the rugs are filthy and rarely actually cleaned properly nor sanitized, same with the tub, (and bedspreads, yuck, do not even get me started on bedspreads, they are Petri dishes of god knows what ---- and in the past she has plopped down on the carpet in hotels/motels (MO trips) with all of her makeup or whatever, and insists on tub baths in every tub she ever sees, (I have had early check-in times and have seen the lack of cleaning that goes on, and at most the tub is wiped down with a damp rag that goes from room to room) (I started to travel w Lysol spray after I caught that incident in practice) is to me, disgusting (I have seen the level not cleaning that goes on at hotels, cannot speak to Airbnb as you have, but her habits leave a great deal to be desired regarding what she considers "clean" or "safe"
And yet she has scolded us about the Pandemic and protecting her kids ---yeah, whatever Jen. Just shut up Jen.
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Just wasted 33 min. on watching Jen basically do little to nothing in an average Airbnb (many of them who are going for the country vibe and are old look exactly the same or very similar, there was nothing special about this one)
Thankfully she left out the word "magical"
"darling" was used a lot and "beautiful" but, was it really? --- no, it was ok and decent enough maybe at the cute level
Agree: wth moaning about $19 for a fee to see cave but will spend $1000+ on a camp battery she will never use,
Also agree with the post re Music
That music for these videos is "curated" more than the wedding cake was
And as mentioned already
Not a word about her kids??? Nothing??? Why do we have to know she is calling her Mom???
And the tub bathing scenes, Ok REALLY unnecessary, I just cannot with her, -
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she is home
she is avoiding doing things
like editing a video/vlog
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.Another funny thing :
Between the first vanlife crappy video and the second, still crappy video about camping in her car, she had oviously taken suggestions recieived on the forum or through DMS or other, and (very slightly) ajusted her content.
However, with all these trips she puts online as she already recorded the next two trips, it means any criticism that has to do with footage cannot be addressed until 3 videos. And even for editing stuff, it may take on or two uploads, depending of what her footage looks like.
She does not have the skills to put together a video that would bring in views, nor gain or retain subs - there are a ton of very talented travel vloggers who make her videos look like home movies from the 90s
and then she stupidly gave us all Christian S. to compare content to, and Jens videos (unless she has jammed in some serious film school level education and leveling up the choppy as #ell editing she does,) are still going to be crap -
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oh good, jen in her prime at her heart home video - not even a few minutes in and she is scolding a cow for having a lot of flies around it. This should be a good one
EDIT: ok I am on the right one, yep, 2 cleaning ladies coming and Jen will hide in her loftice for 8 hours.
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