The Gossip Bakery

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    Thank heavens she let her hair down. I was soooo messed up when she had it up. So glad she put it back up on camera so we could see how she does it. Poor fashion-challenged me didn’t know twisting it and putting a clip in it would work!
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    Yeah, I know every time I’ve moved everything I own from one house to another, one of the things I had plenty of time to do is throw on my Vegas escort dress and record myself telling a bunch of strangers that I’m gonna teach them how to think. I’m even so well-rested, I’ll even throw in plenty of driving pantomimes and analogies because I’m a deep thinker like that.

    I know I changed tenses in the middle, but once Lisa teaches me how to think, I’ll be right back on the right road where the light is best for car selfies :5153:
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    Lisa: I got rid of more makeup than I kept. I resold over 30 pair of shoes. I don’t want to junk up the new house.
    Also Lisa: I ordered all these makeup sets, two pair of Ugg slippers, boots and 4958 pair of panties.
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    QUOTE (Nutes @ 10/7/2021, 00:53) 
    Where do you even get drapes like that???

    The casket lining store? :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:
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    Lisa: I really and truly don’t want anything on my counters. I don’t want any kind of clutter. I’m going to go through all of my stuff and simplify.
    Also Lisa 30 seconds later: Let me show you all the crap I bought this week

    Makes sense :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:
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    QUOTE (Jools’ Ghost @ 5/7/2021, 18:33) 

    Well it's legal there isn't it and she doesn't drink.
    I wish it was legal here might just take the edge off the pain.


    It’s legal here and it’s wonderful. Pricey if you buy that govt smoke, but it’s just so good to be open about what I do to chill. And I’ve often thought Lisa looks and sounds stoned.
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    QUOTE (A.DoraBuhl @ 1/7/2021, 01:06) 
    Decorators were saying you better have your furniture orders in before Memorial Day, if you are wanting things in place for holiday season 2021. that’s comfy for that is important this summer, so matter how small or simple it may be!

    There’s no lie there. I ordered furniture on March 2 and it was delivered on June 2
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    So about a dozen commenters asked what she does with leftovers, but all are ignored. I believe we call that CALLED OUT, Fakey Fakerson.
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    Agreed. And they never hold ANYTHING close enough to the camera so the viewer can actually see it. About 75% of the time they don’t mention brand names, unless it’s Too-Faced or IT cosmetics.
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    Excuse me, did she really say “VEE St. Laurent”???
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    This is really looking more like an SNL skit every day
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    QUOTE (shadowkeren @ 26/8/2020, 19:44) 
    Also... is it just me or was she doing the voiceover in a very low voice? Like she was trying to create a soft atmosphere or something for the video... Again, didn't work, just like the cozy feeling she thinks her house transfers

    It was probably for “om-née-ahnss”
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    QUOTE (MonsieurBrian @ 8/5/2020, 03:41 AM) 
    Jake is Modeling now? Wow! A lawyer and a model. Dayum 😂

    Jake’s eyes have a privacy folder 😂
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