The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by SyntheticThong

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    Doesn’t she do yoga first thing in the morning? So where’s today’s pose? Did she give up after one day??
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    Being extra gentle with herself...what a lazy bitch. I had COVID starting on thanksgiving day and was quarantined for 10 days. I only lost my sense of taste & smell and felt like I had a head cold. Did I lay around feeling sorry for myself? No I got more done in that 10 days then Jen does in a year.

    As for Christmas decorations, with being quarantined we didn’t get our tree and all the stores/tree farms ran out of live trees very early in December so we had to get a fake tree for the first time in 25 years. So with the late start decorating everything is still up in our house. I plan on taking it down this weekend.
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    I think she is traveling but not to Utah as she couldn’t be at her heart home. I think she took this time to go to Disney with “me, myself, and I” the only three people who are more important to her than anyone else.
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    Oh boy her staying off of all of social media for a little while lasted all of 24 hours.
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 22/12/2020, 01:46) 
    I thought Jen made a very cogent point about the erosion of community in our society.
    giphy

    Where’s her sense of community when she drives half an hour away to walk Winnie?
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    Last video she stated she was going to show the kids less. But in today’s video they are practically on camera the whole time.
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    QUOTE (RepurposedLazySusan @ 19/12/2020, 18:00) 
    $48 for the match cloche. Add it to the December tally.

    :10:

    And it’s plastic!!
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    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 19/12/2020, 17:21) 
    I still don't get why she has to prepare lunch before she picks up the kids. My son LOVES helping with cooking and baking and..pretty much everything. Sure, he is no real help...but he loves it, it's super cute, and he learns something along the way. So why not involve the kids in making lunch?

    I’ve asked this question on her video once but didn’t get a response. I think it’s because as soon as they are done she puts Donny down for a nap and doesn’t have to deal with him for a couple of hours.
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 15/12/2020, 22:31) 
    In a previous video she mentioned how she had to get the peanut butter out and let it sit so she could make Donny's lunch. She obsessively mentions meal prep and gives us a peek into her broken rattled brain.

    She is making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich... or grilled cheese. She always acts like it takes 4 hours and it's rocket science.

    And do the kids violently throw tantrums if they don't have food in their mouth the second they get home? Why does she pre-prep lunch? I think she mentioned pre-making CC's lunch months ago too, because I remember thinking the same thing back then.

    She is insane.

    She pre-preps the lunch so that as soon as Donny is done she puts him down for a nap and doesn’t have to deal with him.
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    QUOTE (It'sADog'sLife @ 14/12/2020, 23:12) 
    Donny was the only kid in the school video with a mask on and he doesn’t have any rhythm with the bells.

    Where did you see this?
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    So on today’s vlog, during a pandemic, she went to Trader Joe’s for a hand full of items she didn’t need right now and then stopped at another grocery store for one or two items that weren’t really needed either. Unbelievable.
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    No Jen you don’t shine because your f’in video is dark! Twit.
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    QUOTE (IDon'tEatSugar @ 9/12/2020, 23:40) 
    QUOTE (sweettreat @ 12/9/2020, 05:25 PM) 
    And who runs a bath and then sits down to play guitar for a while?! Or bothers to build a fire when they're going to go do a spin class. Nothing she does makes ay sense.

    I was confused by that too. Did she have files out of order when she “edited”? (We know she doesn’t really edit)

    After she was done “playing” her guitar she said that she “played” while her bath was filling up. If you listen you can hear the water in the background.
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    If she does find someone he better be loaded because if she gets remarried she will loss the alimony.
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    QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 3/12/2020, 18:50) 
    First I thought she had a new pan, but this one seems to be as un-cleaned as the other one. And bolognese, if we want to call it that, is something that can be prepared in advance and tastes even better if done so. So why only start with it when the kids are there? Would have been an easy task to do in the morning.

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    Silly that would mean she would have done it during ME time.
145 replies since 26/7/2020
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