The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Narcissism101

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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 28/4/2024, 20:01) 
    I’m watching Emma Chamberlain’s new video and she and her stylist got turned away from a restaurant in Paris because they weren’t dressed chic enough. And then they went back to their hotel restaurant, and they almost got turned away there, but they told them that she was staying at their hotel so then they were able to get a table.

    I hope if Jen is going to Paris, she has similar experiences, lol!

    You mean dick shorts and white Birkenstocks aren’t chic?
    :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (Livi! @ 4/28/2024, 09:04 AM) 
    Can someone also tell me what that chunky piece of plumbing is around her middle finger? Does it have any meaning? Where does it come from? It's so clunky.

    It's makeshift substitute for an engagement/wedding ring that she will never, ever have on her finger again. Ever.
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    An hour of Jen keeping things she doesn’t use or need. Should have had a kitchen garbage bag stuffed full to overflowing by the end of that video.
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    QUOTE (Saygoodnightgraciedo @ 25/4/2024, 04:40) 
    There are no words to describe Jennifer Boyles Ross

    Sure there are:

    Selfish, narcissistic, lazy, disorganized, dishonest, manipulative, delusional, bitter, bored, fat-assed, unshowered, stringy haired, unhygienic, resentful, ungrateful, ignorant, unfashionable, ridiculous, snobby, toddler-like and I could go on but unlike Jen, I have a life and things to do.
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/23/2024, 04:18 PM) 
    Jen hasn’t mastered the English language. I do not want to hear her butcher French.

    Jen: "I'd like a 'cress-ohnt"
    Waiter with snooty attitude: "Une Kwoh-son?"
    Jen: Iowncare
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    QUOTE (PigtailsandBabyTalk @ 23/4/2024, 03:22) 
    Are most of you watching her "private" content? I'm reading through the comments and clearly I'm not in the loop! I joined her Patreon group at first just out of curiosity (I've watched her since the beginning of her YouTube journey) but hated giving her even $5 so I ended my membership. Now I'm wondering if I should join again.

    If you’re talking about her theoretical Paris trip, that’s just a logical guess.

    If you’re referring to other stuff, het Patreon content is available here for free, thanks to a couple of bakers who post the summaries and the videos.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 23/4/2024, 02:31) 
    Paris Alert:
    🆘🆘🆘LOOMING CROISSANT SHORTAGE❌❌❌

    I’m dead. :hearty-laugh:
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    Here's what will happen in Friday's bathroom video:

    She will express surprise at things she forgot she had.
    She will keep things she admits she doesn't need or use anymore.
    She will agonize over where to hang the towels but will decide she has to think about it some more.
    She will talk about art or the kind of art she wants to hang but won't actually order anything.
    There will be lots of talk about bins. Bins she needs, bins that are empty, repurposed bins, the basement bin store......
    And she'll probably start off by saying she only has X amount of time because of whatever so she needs to hurry and just get on with it.
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    QUOTE (Xinia @ 4/21/2024, 07:58 AM) 
    I actually love the house you show for sale in Buena Vista. I can't imagine trying to keep it clean or heat it in the winter but it is quite wonderful. Remember, however, Megan wants "property" where she can have a huge garden, chickens, bees, goats etc...a real farm. Who is supposed to care for all that is a mystery but that is her vision.

    Property like that with all the chickens, bees, etc is going to be a lot of work and she's going to run out of free labor soon. Elijah, Daniel and Esther are already on their own (or very soon for Esther), Andrew is on his mission then has school lined up, and Pearl, Peter and Asher aren't far behind. If Meghan realizes this "farm" dream, it will be short-lived after a few months of trying to do it all themselves with just Jude and Eve.
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    QUOTE (Gene Is Sis Concert @ 22/4/2024, 02:58) 
    I would’ve loved to be a fly on the wall when she opened her owners’ locker, pulled out the shorts and she couldn’t pull them up over those dimpled thighs or wide ass. The meltdown she must’ve had must have been epic.

    I’ll bet she looked for a pair of shorts during her requisite target but only size 10 or 12 fit. Obviously she couldn’t buy those because she is a size 4 dammit!!
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    You know how these other runners who are near her show up in her photo pass photos?

    Well imagine you are one of them, you have no idea who Jen is, and you don't see her face during the race. Then you log on and get your own photo pass photos and she's in the background or to the side in all of them, grinning like she just won the lottery.

    All of those people are thinking WTAF is wrong with that lady?!
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    CantRunCantHideButDefinitelyLiedLikeSize12Jen
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    That is not a size 4 ass at but keep deluding yourself, DoubleChinJin

    p.s. that’s a username up for grabs if any lurkers are ready to join in
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    The logical financial thing would be for Elijah and Esther to share a place.

    Either way, with Esther out of the RV soon, Pearl and Eve can share so that Eve doesn’t have to share with Jude.

    Megan definitely seems manic right now, will be interesting to see how this Current RV phase plays out
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 4/19/2024, 06:01 PM) 
    Eating more for weight loss only works if you up the protein and lay completely of the sugar and simple carbs. She's going to have to track macros to make that work and OH NO that will be too TRIGGERING for stinkerbell.

    I was coming to comment this. Yes, there are situations where people are doing it wrong and actually do need to increase their food intake to lose weight and/or improve their body composition. But in Jen's case, it's not that she's eating too little, she's just eating all the wrong stuff. She needs more protein, and an adequate amount of healthy carbs, but she needs to ALSO lay off the sugar completely, and the processed carbs. She can add protein all she wants but if she continues to eat all the other crap as well, she'll just keep getting bigger.
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