The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (FakingIt_MakingIt @ 7/8/2020, 17:54) 
    Jen has no problem taking over their master bath tub, a RV bed is nothing.

    What a selfish cow. Did she make Mimi and Poopsie climb up to the loft? Sleep on the pull out couch? Or maybe they folded down the dinette into a bed for them. The grandparents should have had the bed, Don and one kid on either the loft bed or the couch bed and Jen and the other on the other bed area. Would it be comfortable for Jen? Nope. But I honestly don’t see how any of this trip was comfortable so what’s the difference?

    My thoughts exactly. Grandparents in the bedroom, Jen and Don flip a coin for the pullout sofa and dinette converted to bed, each with one kid, or maybe CC sleeps in the bed over the cab, Donny Might be too young for up there
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    So for those who haven’t watched yet:
    Starts on the steps at Manor 2.0 saying she and the kids are going to Utah with her almost ex and the in-laws and the dog in an RV. They are gong to OUR home. She does not address at any point why SHE is going or how that was negotiated.
    They have all their stuff there so only need to take clothes.
    She says she packed 3 bags of food for her and the kids, and Suze packed food for the other 3
    She packed a shit ton of activities for the kids so they won’t be on screens the whole time, except between the vlog and IG we know they were on screens a lot anyway
    She and the kids sleep in the bedroom on the actual bed, no mention of where those who are senior citizens or have bad backs sleep
    They have a reservation at an RV park in Nebraska for the night. Only stops will be for gas. She does show a stop where they are all stretching their legs outside near a cornfield.
    She makes PB & J sandwiches, veggies and hummus and watermelon for the kids lunch
    Donnie refuses to nap either day and the kids stay up way past bedtime.
    They lost 2 hours to traffic on day two.
    She briefly shows Suzanne, and pans past Don driving.. I don’t recall seeing Poopsie in the video but we saw him driving on IG. Emily et al are absent and no mention is made of them, if they’re coming later, not coming, etc.
    She shows herself outside the log house at the end, proclaiming “we made it!” as if they summited Everest
    She says she knows it’s probably a boring video but she wanted to film it to remember it or some such shit
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    Now she’s complaining she can’t get Donny to nap. Maybe it’s because you’ve got the camera out talking to imaginary friends. Put the freaking camera down and focus on your meal ticket, dumbass!
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    Less than 5 min in to the video and she’s already lying. She said they brought all their own food so the ONLY thing they’re stopping for is gas...no bathroom or food stops. Yet we saw her with Starbucks on day 2. I don’t care that she went to Starbucks but don’t lie and say you aren’t stopping if you are.
    Also, why am I not surprised that she’s weaseled herself into what I assume is the ONE private bedroom, granted with her kids, but seriously? Shouldn’t that be for Suze and Poopsie?
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 5/8/2020, 21:51) 
    Bangle Bitch
    I think we received the gift of ‘downstairs kitchen’ when she was bathing Winnie in the sink?

    And we also got Winnie lying in bed...it’s in the background of her bedroom yoga picture.
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    I hope Don and Tensleigh have a destination wedding with a restricted guest list. Jen will sit at home stalking it all via Tensleigh’s social media, with extra nostril flaring when she sees CC and Donny looking adorbs as the flower girl and ring bearer, and having a blast at the resort with all the Rosses and their new step-mommy. The day before the ceremony Tensleigh will post a pic of herself at her bridal brunch wearing a cute white bridal tee that says “Melissa” in rhinestones on the front, and all the rest of the Ross women, including CC, will have matching “Melissa” tees in pink or lavender.
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    If she wanted to remind Don that she had rack, she should’ve chosen a style with underwire and defined cups, and maybe a halter neckline to hoist them up and out. This one will just flatten her down.
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    [QUOTE=walkingpharmacy,4/8/2020, 04:48 ?t=61801102&st=765#entry446060145

    I love to watch influencers go to rsthecon because it is like the olympics of image-obsessed people. everyone looks beautiful, dressed impeccably, overly made up, takes selfies, and has nothing to say.
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    Except Jen and Marnie. Jen always seems overwhelmed and looks like a little girl playing dress up, and Marnie in her usual tacky outfits with cheap looking pompon or tassel earrings.
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    I’m imagining this possible scenario since we haven’t Suze et al:
    Jen: what day are we leaving for Utah, Donald?
    Don: we aren’t going, we can’t fly, there’s a pandemic. And you wouldn’t be going anyway.
    Jen: I have to go back, to get my stuff
    Don: when we are there for Christmas we’ll box it up and ship it to you
    Jen: no that won’t work. I need it now and I have to sort through it first so I’ll just go out with the family at Christmas....continues making excuses til later on...
    Don: Dad, how do I handle this?
    Poopsie: Son, you and I are gonna take one for the team. We’ll rent an RV and drive dat ass out there. If we gut it out we can make it in two days. We’ll stay a few days to play golf and grill meat while she “sorts through her shit.” Then we’ll load up and come home and that’ll be the end of her and her loftice.
    Don tells Jen it’s either this or they ship her crap back at Christmas. She agrees but insists the kids come for the adventure and Don says fine because he’s tired of arguing.
    Meanwhile, Suze and Emily sit at home drinking martinis and toasting their good fortune at getting to stay home and not even having to babysit CC and Donny for the week.
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 3/8/2020, 06:38) 
    Ooooo!!!!
    This does mean she loses alone time for a month straight. Sweet!

    I wouldn’t count on that. It will start with her telling Don that spending 2 whole days in the back of the RV with the kids has exhausted her. Never mind Don’s exhaustion from driving a big RV he’s not familiar with for hours on end at 60+ mph. (Cause we all know Jen sure as shit didn’t take a turn driving for even 5 min). Anyway, she will be so exhausted that she needs a few days of me time to be gentle with herself, and will make him tend the kids 100%. She’ll grab them for 2 seconds here and there to post on IG, pretending to be a mother, but otherwise she’ll be recovering from the trip for a few days. Once recovered, she’ll continue to pawn them off on Don since it’s THEIR family vacation and she’s just there to make sure they remember she exists.
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    She's a narcissist. That's what they do.
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    You rang?
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    Her big smug grin at the end of her IG is her saying directly to the Bakery, “nanny nanny boo boo, I’m going to Utah!” It’s her way of giving us a big eff you. She dropped vague hints with the bikini stuff and the heart home comment, but never actually mentioned going, never mentioned packing, never mentioned a thing about being away, etc. That was 100% intentional....so she could drop a bomb on us on the day of departure. She knew we were speculating hard about it. She either lurks here or Jenions told her. I think she lurks here because she’s a narcissist and would want to read everything being said about her. And if she’s weaseled her way into going, I’m sure she’s weaseled her way into having her usual room there. But I take some solace is knowing the jig is up about her “poor single mama who was gaslighted and abused“ narrative because no way you go on vacation with the ex in that scenario.
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    I’m on the fence about Don cheating, so I’m on the fence about the STD thing. Either way, it doesn’t change the fact that Jen is a selfish, self-absorbed spoiled brat.

    Meant to put this in my intro the other day but was in a hurry, so here goes:
    I found Jen years before her rebranding; I believe it was via a packing video. At first I felt sorry for her. My guess was the shopping addiction and hoarding were filling a void that I assumed was due to lack of kids from infertility. But then I started wondering why an educated, childless woman her age didn’t have even a part-time job, and I started to see her as a spoiled brat.
    Clearly their marriage suffered after kids. As the marriage broke down, I think Don expected repairing it to be a two-way street, but Jen couldn’t accept any fault whatsoever. Judith probably suggested that Don had a point, and hence Judith was summarily dismissed. Don gave her many chances to join the fight to save their marriage...moving to the basement, moving out, and maybe setting the end of the year as a deadline. Jen doubled down each time on refusing to accept any blame, assuming that eventually Don would cave. But New Years came, and Don gave up, and told her divorce was happening whether she liked it or not. She filed, either to make one last attempt at calling his bluff, or simply to feel like she had the upper hand and could henceforth say that she divorced him, not the other way around.
    I’ve been cheated on and no one deserves that, but if it happened to Jen it’s not the actual reason the marriage broke down; it’s a symptom of an existing problem she refused to face. Jen will have to hit rock bottom to ever see reality but that is unlikely to happen since she’s on a hell of a financial gravy train. The money enables her to feed her delusions and will do so for a long time to come.
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    “Hello friends,” longtime occasional lurker here. I finally gave in and joined! I’ve watched Jen for years, drifted away once she had Donny and her channel became more mommy stuff than organizing, but have been watching regularly since the divorce announcement because what a train wreck! I can’t fathom how the Jenions don’t see right through her BS. Same with Marnie- what a phony she is. She’s actually how I found the bakery a few years ago, after googling her and a bakery post popped up. Anyway, I feel like I’ve found my people here, and look forward to being able to chime in now. I can’t recall everyone’s usernames so if mine is too similar to an existing one I’ll gladly change it.
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