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| | The amount of shit in the "Owners' Locker" is insane. She's turning Orlando into Utah 2.0. NONE of that shit needs to stay in Orlando. Another waste of money. |
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| | My condolences to whatever pool soul had to share a row with stinky Jen on the plane. |
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| Now the stuffed animal thing being forced on Charlotte is just getting weird.
Thank God she has Tens to help her in an age-appropriate way. Jeez. |
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| Jen could get a stylist and a color analysis and wear flattering things, she does not.
Jen could hire a designer and a decorater and a fang sui consultant, she does not.
Jen could hire a therapist who actually helps her feel better, she does not.
There is so much she could do with the resources she has and she squanders it on Disney shit and other useless pursuits that don’t improve her life whatsoever.
It’s honestly depressing. $10k+ per month is money that would change most people’s lives and solve a lot of people’s problems. What a useless waste on every front possible. |
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| I do wonder who watches Jen’s videos for enjoyment?
The Bakery hate watches.
Maybe some randos looking up Disney stuff, but are they staying around to subscribe?
WHO is genuinely enjoying these videos? WHO can even relate to this slob? |
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| There’s no rule about only washing your hair 1x per week. You can wash it 2x per week. Some may even need 3-4x per week.  |
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| I love that Tens is Mommy to 5. I love that Tens was featured in that magazine. I love that Tens gets regular family photos and includes everyone and has fun with it. Tens’ home and garden are so lovely.
Jen could be that way, but she spends 3 hours per day exercising. |
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| | I notice that the wedding photo album didn’t make it to the office ikea shelves….. |
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| | I know your body changes after birthing TWO! circumstances but jeez…..she was just as manic with the Tone it Up diet days as she is now with Peloton. She put a solid 40 lbs on her thighs and ass compared to her Housewife Life days. Woof. |
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| | Jen is a prisoner to her diet and fitness. I almost feel bad for her but then I remember, it’s Asshole Jen. |
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| | Definitely aimed at Jill. “You’re not gonna find a husband at that theme park in Orlando.” |
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| | A baker in the marketing department!!! We see you. Blink 2x if you’re ok. |
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| | APetiteWristForACompleteBitch |
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| | That bow is so heavy it will probably rip out the remaining 5 hairs she has. |
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| | Tensleigh, if you’re reading this, I stand with you. It’s BS that you have to fill in for Part Time Babysitter Jen. Praise be the kids have you as a mother. |
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