The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Good Ol’ Suze

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    Unsolicited advice--

    Jen needs to just contact a volunteer group to come and empty her garage. All of it. They take what they can resell, and bin the rest.

    Jen gets a fresh start and doesn't have her old life clinging to her like a barnacle.

    Yeah, maybe something she wants gets tossed, but she can afford to repurchase it.

    Her mind would be clear, her heart would be light, and she could start healing from the pain of being replaced so easily
  2. .
    Don fled RM1 as though he was fleeing an abuser. Just sayin'
  3. .
    Jen hangs on to the detritus of her dead marriage, while Don moves on and starts a new life.

    Tell me again who wanted out??
  4. .
    Organized Like Jen is buried in there somewhere. Long live I Don't Give A Crap Jen
  5. .
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 6/17/2022, 08:27 AM) 
    "My ex didn't want any part of the move and wiped his hands of the whole thing" :shifty: Let it out, girlfriend

    We are here for you, dear one.
  6. .
    Jen is more emotionally attached to her moldering hoard than she is to her love podiums (ahem, children).
  7. .
    QUOTE (LateKate @ 6/17/2022, 07:20 AM) 
    “Being a Human is a Wild Ride”- RoboJen, June 16, 2022, Patreon Live.

    THIS^ should be our next title--

    BeingAHumanIaAWildRideLikeJen

    It's the A human that cracks me up.
  8. .
    It's a good thing for Don that he just ignores Jen and her outrageous lies (and always has done).

    If I was funding Jen's ENTIRE life, and she was claiming the money she used for stupid crap hauls and constant travel was what was giving her 'financial stability' someone would need to hold me back from completely going off on her.
  9. .
    working for Jen in any capacity would be grueling. Can you imagine her exacting standards (for anyone except herself)?

    I told you, nostril flair, that I would not tolerate another slip up. I will be docking your pay and accept nothing less than a three course breakfast prepared for me while I ice my shins, DONALD, he he he, I mean, PAULA!!!!
  10. .
    Ahoy Bespoke Poop Shovel

    That sounds scary.

    Wishing you well
  11. .
    The kids, being kids, at Disney World must have been completely overwhelming for part time babysitter Jen.

    She cannot handle her own children any better than she handles mild criticism
  12. .
    Jen being such a hot house flower that she needs to pay someone to shield her from comments that dont include the words radiant, glowing, thriving, and inspirational.

    She really wont allow herself to have even the slightest feeling of discomfort.
  13. .
    It was one of Don's friends' wife that Jen thought she would be besties with, but then one comment made in jest and Jen had to declare Winnie was too stressed to continue the visit and took to her bed.

    ^fanfic^
  14. .
    The dolls had to be locked in, because at night they gathered at a town hall and decided to ruin Jen's happy marriage
  15. .
    Sometimes...a rainbow is just a rainbow.

    But I am sure Jen claps her hands with glee if people get wound up about anything she can say was their own misunderstanding.
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