The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Good Ol’ Suze

  1. .
    Jen is overwhelmed=she can no longer just park the kids in front of a TV on 'her' time, because they are old enough to tell.
  2. .
    The filthy unwashed hats really activate my gag reflex. If Jen needs something to cover her unwashed hair, or absorb the sweat, why not use a bandana or scarf that she can wash.

    I can smell her through the screen.
  3. .
    Thinking logically, Patreon subscribers should be getting pretty annoyed right now with Jen giving them nothing. However, I think Jen is having success manipulating them with her poor me schtick. And they take pity on their wittle Jensipoo, and just keep paying.

    Jen is leading them around by the nose and they have no idea.
  4. .
    Like everything with Jen, she alludes to things, she uses her vague-speak and then when people assume the obvious meaning, she squawks, and says I NEVER SAID THAT!!!
  5. .
    I was looking at some really old videos, from 11 years ago, and Jen is protesting against comments she has received that Don is getting relegated to three measly drawers, while she has everything else.

    People were calling out how she treated him from the very beginning, and Jen being Jen, just knew she was right. Oops.
  6. .
    Right? Jen was peak happiness right up until she became pregnant with Charlotte.

    All the nattering and sniping just seemed to be their way. And then it all went into a freefall from which Jen still has not recovered.
  7. .
    I am going to gently and respectfully request that we move the pregnancy stories to another board. It has nothing to do with Jen, and we have so many people here that are either pregnant now, or had life altering experiences, that this doesn't seem to belong here.
  8. .
    Up until the pregnancy, Don didn't give rat's ass what Jen did all day, how much money she spent, or how much square footage of the house she took over. He wanted to golf, make money, drink his Titos, and get a little nookie.

    Once there was something bigger in his life (the baby), he wanted more out of Jen. And her true nature was revealed.

    And then they had another baby!!!! These people.
  9. .
    If Jen had been fully fertile and DON had been the one with faulty sperm, Jen would have been at peak happiness.

    She could have spun the sad tale of Don's inadequacy and her brave soldiering on for decades!
  10. .
    Jen hated anything taking the focus off Jen.

    She has stated she planned the divorce for years.

    She had the children to secure her finances/keep her in the Ross fold (ha!).

    Jen did what she thought she needed to do to get what she wanted. The fact that it all blew up in her face is delightful.
  11. .
    If we didn't have irrefutable proof that Don is safely living his new life, I would assume that he is inside a bin in Jen's basement, waiting for her to find him and exclaim, oh my word, what on earth?!? I don't even remember kidnapping him!!
  12. .
    QUOTE (Yetta @ 6/25/2022, 07:16 AM) 
    Yes, regarding the broken Christmas tree...remember how she had seconds thoughts about giving it away after Vincente fixed it? Then, I think she was called out on it somewhat and said "it's fine. Someone will have a nice Christmas with it". But, she totally was regretting giving it away for a bit.

    Jen's bitterness that she had already committed to give it away when it was discovered to have more use, rather than giving away something 100% broken, tells me everything I need to know about Jen's charitable heart.
  13. .
    I think Jen was the opposite of a purchase hider. She was 'taught' by Don to spend money. Her glee at a new purchase was foreplay. (sorry)

    As far as the box keeping, I think it had more to do with keeping every particle that came with the purchase, preserving it in museum quality. See YDR for reference of how Jen needed everything to be just like in the store.
  14. .
    It has always been clear that she hates that house. The one she says she loves, versus the one she obviously loved that she said never felt like hers.

    But for her to actually admit she purchased in haste, and move any time soon? She would rather be miserable than admit she made a mistake.

    We shall see.
  15. .
    A van outfitted for camping A) wouldn't fit in her garage and, B) would leave her without a car to transport the podiums.

    But I am guessing the new car will not be a van or large SUV because, again guessing, no longer having a van to haul away her crap was Jen's impetus to clear out her garage.
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