The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by TrailerParkJen

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    Completely off topic - a friend screenshot some woman trying to get him to hook up with her - I can't stop laughing about the name or explain to him why it's so funny to me
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    QUOTE (Nefarious DisneyPrincess @ 4/13/2022, 04:48 AM) 
    I'm so glad to have KerryGold back. It's a great user name. Honestly, if I ever see Kerry Gold for real in a supermarket you'll hear me cackling 12,000 km away.

    Suuuuper late on this one, but my Aldi sells KerryGold. Not quite as low-rent in Jen's mind as say, Walmart (which also sells it), but I cackle every time I see it. It's available to the plebs like me!
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    So I'd like to think that Don notified her of the kids' condition while she was there, but I WONDER...

    When they initially started splitting time, was she completely in his business and trying to control everything he did with them? She made a big deal about having to "let things go" that they did at their dad's house. I could easily see her trying to dictate everything. I wonder if Don (with Tens' encouragement) finally just said - your time is your time, my time is my time. We'll communicate if there's anything emergent (illness, school issues, etc.) but otherwise - stay away, you don't get to control my time, you don't get to try to bring the kids down with your emotional crap while they're with me. I have this, I'm their father, I have my family/Tens to support me if I need it.

    And then Jen, who is salty as always, took that completely literally and forgets her kids exist when she's not with them. And was happy as a clam to do so because she doesn't want to be the involved mama. She made a huge deal in Italy when she had to call them. She made mention of having a "school meeting" on the one trip. If those were normal occurrences during her "off" time, I just don't think it would be worth mentioning. I think the divorce and a lot of her other decisions are made with the goal of having to parent (babysit) as little as possible and loves the moments when she doesn't have to pretend to care about them. Having a hard time at home without them is probably related to having zero control/involvement as well - not actually wanting to be with her kids.
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    QUOTE (Nefariously Bespoke Poop Shovel @ 3/28/2022, 11:01 PM) 
    QUOTE (TrailerParkJen @ 3/28/2022, 03:40 PM) 
    Okay, I'm only like 6 minutes into video 3...but where she's holding the camera out to show herself running (grinning like an idiot while her kids are home sick, nothing else), it looks like her gait has to be terrible. Like someone who's running with a limp.

    I noticed this too! She showed herself running a few times and I was like...girl, are you in pain or something?

    i wIlL cOnTiNuE tO fIgHt fOr iT.

    Keep that up and no amount of shag carpet tea is gonna help you.

    She has to be hurting. Supposedly, she didn't train (she did, but I'm sure it wasn't really comprehensive training for the amount she ran.) Her feet are a mess. Her "inner hip" (what the hell is that?) is hurting. But she HAS to finish the stupid challenge no matter what it does to her body. More excuses to put her feet up and ignore her kids when she gets home, right?
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    Okay, I'm only like 6 minutes into video 3...but where she's holding the camera out to show herself running (grinning like an idiot while her kids are home sick, nothing else), it looks like her gait has to be terrible. Like someone who's running with a limp.
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 3/28/2022, 10:06 PM) 
    It might not be a popular opinion but I'll never forget one of my first coaches saying to my team that if you puke, you went too far and it's a rookie mistake, don't do it. The fact that she knows her heart rate at that point is just a huge warning sign of how fucked in the head she is. You don't even need to monitor a number to even grasp the concept of going too far. But keep using that filter, Conehead Ross. I'm so disgusted at your lies and delusions. What else is new :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

    Conehead Ross would be a great user name :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (EyerollOlympian @ 3/18/2022, 10:13 PM) 
    QUOTE (TrailerParkJen @ 3/18/2022, 01:08 PM) 
    That dumbass bear with no legs still manages to look like it has a vag wedgie. Only Jen would think it's cute and worthy of an IG photo shoot. 🙄

    Oh god I cannot unsee the Camel Toe bear now. Help.

    Sorry about that...although, right there with you. 😬
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    QUOTE (TheyCallMeBigBerthaGene @ 3/18/2022, 10:13 PM) 
    Someone please explain to me:

    Do Jen and Don have to get each other’s approval when they travel with the kids?

    If Don wanted to take kids to Disney first could Jen throw a hissy fit and not let him?

    Depends on what the custody arrangement says, but I doubt it. Usually, as long as parents are on their own time and inform the other parent of vacations, they're allowed. I know of some folks who have to give "permission" to the other parent before they can take the kid out of state, but that's usually in the case of a flight risk or really ugly situation. Let's say they do have that clause (which I really doubt since travelling to Utah is a pretty big part of Ross living), then he could easily have done the same to her and the kids would never get to go to Disney.
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    That dumbass bear with no legs still manages to look like it has a vag wedgie. Only Jen would think it's cute and worthy of an IG photo shoot. 🙄
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    God, she just drives me nuts. If a normal "memory keeper" was doing this project, but had albums and albums of their kids, then I see nothing wrong with it. (And, for the record, that was a big part of how OLW came to be - some focus on self isn't a terrible thing if you're always focusing on everyone else). But everything she does is directed at herself. She can't look at the whole picture and say "you know, I focus on myself A LOT. I'm going to make sure my kids know how much our memories mean to me." That's just not in her plan at all. They're on their own in every aspect of life.

    If Jen didn't want to stir up this drama (which I swear she loves), she would show a quick picture of her shelves full of albums about her kids. No invasion of privacy, just....I do one album a year for me, but here is CC's, here is Donny's, here's our family's, here's the one for our summer vaca. People would move on and she'd seem somewhat normal - at least in this one tiny way. But she absolutely needs people to be talking about her and speculating about her life. She feeds on the drama and believes herself better than the haters, and her over-inflated ego needs that to keep "rising" :sick:
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 2/28/2022, 09:11 PM) 
    Why can’t CC take a shower if she wants? I guarantee there’s no drawn out bath time at Dad’s house.

    This! My bonus kiddos are both girls, but I don't remember them taking baths together after I met them (which was 3 and 5). They would both take baths occasionally - use up a bath bomb, not feeling well, just wanting to relax - but mostly it was showers. From the time they were with me, we were working on showers (because they preferred it). For awhile I'd be in there with them, making sure everything got clean, shampoo out of the hair, etc. But mostly they were pretty independent by 6 or 7, and we really encouraged that in them. Both were pretty mature for their ages and liked some privacy (they were together a lot of the time otherwise), but once in awhile they'd ask their sister (or me) to sit in the bathroom with them while they were in the shower or bath for company...again, usually when they were feeling sick or needed a little de-stress time. That went away as they hit their pre-teen years, of course.
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 2/28/2022, 05:23 PM) 
    Can I ask why is Ali Edward husband so great?
    Just wondering

    Ali and 1st husband (father to her children) got divorced when her daughter was young. Although Ali didn't explicitly say he cheated, she said that he would like to live a different life. He was a state representative at the time, I believe, and there were a lot of rumors that he'd had many affairs. Ali met her now husband, Aaron, and kept their relationship largely off social media until it was pretty serious. They moved into Ali's house, he has 3 children from a previous marriage - it seems like they all have about 50/50 custody. Ali said she understood what an intimate relationship was supposed to be like after marrying Aaron. Ali and Aaron have made a really big effort to co-parent well (in my opinion) - they have a good relationship with Ali's ex and his new wife, and Aaron's ex as well. They all just took a trip to Disneyland together to celebrate Ali's oldest son's birthday. Aaron also happens to be hot, but that's an aside :)

    I think Jen saw a lot of herself in Ali (however misguided) - Ali started a business by sharing her life, Ali's husband left her and her young children, Ali had the house for the family to come together as "blended". Jen is nowhere near the caliber of person that Ali seems to be (I've followed Ali for longer than Jen, before social media was even a thing), but I think she hoped for that kind of life after Don. She was doting on the "blended family" aspect of Ali's albums at the memory keeping retreat thing in Oregon.

    Edited by TrailerParkJen - 2/28/2022, 06:55 PM
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    Cripes. Words evolve. Yes, technically, she is single and she is a mother (ish). But "single mom" in our society does not mean what she thinks it means. For her, and the tone deaf idiots in her comments, saying things like finances and co-parenting relationships don't matter...fuck right off. She has no idea what it's like to struggle with parenting her children on her own.

    As usual, if her tender feelings are hurt, there's citing Wiki and seeking headpats. But in the same breath, she'll turn around and insult people in the same way (enormous XS ugly ass shirt, anyone?)
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    I WONDER how much of her shit quoting and liking posts doesn't have anything to do with Don and more to do with Tens, Laken, Emily...whoever in her life has a social media presence and is living the life she's jealous of. Laken getting married - let's like all the posts about how marriage is making your identity about one person. Tens has the life she imagined - let's share a post about being caged. Especially if her "friends" aren't in the same place she is, it's probably hard to see their happy lives on socials and not have anything to contribute. So she's going overboard to say how unnecessary it all is, or how it's awful but you can't see it now, or whatever. Can't just admit she's struggling with her life not looking the way she thought it would at 39...she's got to spin the story as always.
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    I honestly don't think she meant the "loss" from the virus the way most of us think of it. I think she's thinking about the "loss" of things that do affect her (at least somewhat). Like wearing a mask when she was absolutely forced to (because lord knows she didn't wear it any other time). Like being able to take these lavish vacations without criticism and spending her time reading negative comments rather than adoring praises. Like the shipping delays for her stupid products. I don't think she gives one care about the lives lost or the life changing effects of surviving Covid...about the PTSD healthcare workers are facing...about the businesses that have gone under or workers who are out of their jobs. She's talking about the loss of her convenience more than anything.
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