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I’m sure daddy warbucks paid. -
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She’s big but she’s not tough or strong. Her back “goes out” the second the wind blows wrong or when Fiona herself gets told no. -
50 Shades of RHODT Rebrand pt 55: Life Buy Vanessa New Name Still No Shame, Fiddy Gave Up On Fame & Is In The Pizzeria Making It Rain, Next.Level.Nicole Is All About Tha Gains - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Watching her anniversary shopping hauls. Some tidbits I injoyed
-learning about pearl and lemons big pores 🙄🙄🙄 don’t worry though y’all, rose’s pores are petite like her.
- hearing about pearl’s “ rash” aka chub rub she gets at the end of summer so she gets longer shorts. Who doesn’t injoy having their parents share their business on the internet?
- complains about price of Pearl’s tank top being $8. Doesn’t mind paying $8 for a stitch shirt in the wrong size for Rose: and the $36 pajamas and multiple $20 stuffed Stitch items 😑
- says she can’t say no to food. We can tell. Her top she’s wearing in this video is too small and she can’t hardly move her arms
- buys multiple hoodies at Nike, multiple bottoms for the girls at under armour; those purple ones she got the favorite, they have those all the time at Tj maxx for $7.99 a pair. She paid $30. -
Clippity Clop, Clippity Clop, Moss Family TV is a flop, Falon and Titus Same old filth, Same old slop - The Moss Family.
Titus is a false prophet and a false cowboy. We farm and have beef cattle. I show my husband snippets of deddy dumbass and he is like what the hell is this idiot trying to do… What I find odd is that he never has beef from friends ( probably because he’s an unlikable puke) . We have working relationships with several local farms and we give and receive various things we make all the time. Like just last night, my husband came with a bunch of pork from our neighbor who asked my husband for some help with something or another and when they were done he gave my husband some meat for helping. Now it’s not expected but more often than not, he brings things home. It’s one of my favorite things about being a farm family is the relationships we share within our community. It’s so sad that those kids don’t get to experience it. -
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Is she saving these items for specific gift giving occasions or just giving her them? Either way she’s excessive AF. -
50 Shades of RHODT Rebrand pt 55: Life Buy Vanessa New Name Still No Shame, Fiddy Gave Up On Fame & Is In The Pizzeria Making It Rain, Next.Level.Nicole Is All About Tha Gains - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
Don’t worry, per her comments, if she likes the cruise then she will consider bringing the kids next time and doing a family one 🙄🙄🙄. No mention of her husband and whether he would injoy going 🫥🤣 she really has some weird ass issues . Her passive agressive behavior with mark is goofy. -
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🙄🙄🙄🙄 “ hello mortgage company? Hi yes I’m actually not able to pay my mortgage this month because my 11 year old needs all the stitch things and paying bills just doesn’t work for my family, and that’s ok”
She’s so damn delusional. Mark get this woman into a psychiatrist asap before you end up living in the boat shed again. Is Dr. Phil still on? If so I can see this family on there sooner than later. -
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Nessy needs to work in a daycare or preschool. That’s the exact age she would injoy and that age range might like her shenanigans. Of course we know she doesn’t have any need to work ( her excessive lifestyle says otherwise but 🙄) but she should. -
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I’ll re write it to the elphick’s actual parenting-
10 Lessons I want to Instill in My Kids
If you made a mistake, apologize. - absolutely not. If you make a mistake you blame haters and mother nature
If you're thankful, show it.
- no since nessy will continue to give whether they want it or not.
If you're confused, ask questions
- go to google and figure it out. Mama is busy playing video games
If you learn something, teach others
- you won’t learn a damn thing in lemon homeschool and that’s ok because learning is for losers who essentially are NOT the boss.
If you're stuck, ask for help.
-if you can’t figure it out, google it or hide it so mama can’t find it which isn’t hard because nessy doesn’t leave the 20 foot radius of kitchen and her room.
If you're wrong, fess up.
- that’s for losers too. We are never wrong and others need to respect our privacy
If you love someone, tell them.
- not your mom though, only the pets bought in impulse that Mr boss will be paying for forever.
If you trip, get back up.
- if you trip, stay down. Get comfortable. Ask a sibling to bring you a drink from your personal fridge and an iPad. Don’t forget a couple quick and easy snacks to enjoy.
If someone need helps, help them.
- helping anyone is below us. We donate Temu junk, they are good.
If you see wrong, take a stance.
- if you see wrong or injustice, don’t worry I got one for you and your twin. Buhriceeee can suck it up and be sad. -
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That big kitchen for her to use the microwave for everything. 🙄🙄🙄 -
50 Shades of RHODT Rebrand pt 55: Life Buy Vanessa New Name Still No Shame, Fiddy Gave Up On Fame & Is In The Pizzeria Making It Rain, Next.Level.Nicole Is All About Tha Gains - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
I hope she brought the zinc oxide for the big old spot on her head -
Clippity Clop, Clippity Clop, Moss Family TV is a flop, Falon and Titus Same old filth, Same old slop - The Moss Family.
Good lord that pot pie looks vile 🤮🤮🤮 -
50 Shades of RHODT Rebrand pt 55: Life Buy Vanessa New Name Still No Shame, Fiddy Gave Up On Fame & Is In The Pizzeria Making It Rain, Next.Level.Nicole Is All About Tha Gains - 50 Shades of Mom, LemonadeMom, & Nicole Burgess.
I think a child wearing a shirt that says everybody dies is gross and inappropriate. My kids thankfully haven’t really shown interest in horror movies. I’m a nurse and I see enough blood and gore at work, I don’t want to see it on my tv.
Also, I would like to also agree and point out I also hate her hair. 🤣 -
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How will the family handle her being gone? Who can possibly press buttons on the machines while she is off laying on her ass on a boat on mommy’s dime. -
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She’s the biggest loser of the group, bravo mark. You really hit the jackpot with her
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